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Road to Polish Con Week 3: Supernatural Lacquer + Le Polish

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Welcome to my first OFFICIAL week of some hardcore Polish Con blogging, i.e., proper blogging, i.e., (finally) a blog with actual useful information in it.  Well, we can’t be lounge-y all the time, now can we?  I mean, I give it my best effort most days but I figure I was chosen for this gig via something other than my Olympic-style couch lounging skillz.  Or was I?  I dunno.  We’ll see.  Cuz as far as talents go, you don’t get to Lazy, Level EXPERT for no dadgum good reason.  Trust me, I checked.

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Road to Polish Con Week 2: Lollipop Posse Lacquer

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GUYS.  An award has finally come, just landed in my lap like NO BIG DEAL.  Cuz I scored a primo spot on the official blog team for Polish Con, and I swear I must’ve voodoo’ed someone real good this time.  This is big time stuff y’all!  Someone out there appreciates this blog full of nonsense, and I’m having the BEST DAY OF ALL TIME EVER.  First Spelling Bee Champion of 1987 and now this.  Why I’m not married to Leonardo by now defies allll the comprehensions.

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Colors by Llarowe: Color4Nails Launch Day Trio

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Overheard several female co-workers discussing all their old sports injuries the other day.  I stumbled upon the conversation completely by accident as I was out walking around doing actual work-related things – which for someone who sits down for a living, is quite an accomplishment all by itself.  But there was talks of softballs-to-the-knee and basketball jumps gone awry and it really got me thinking:  Why can’t I ever be cool, even for just a little bit?  Cuz I am the girl who:

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Shimmer Me Box: March 2018 – Good Luck Charms & Symbols

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Three blog posts, three days in a row.  Seriously, who’s writing this thing cuz it damn sure isn’t me.  NO, the real me is currently in the midst of some Olympic-style couch lounging (except not in a sexy way), enjoying a 2-year-old issue of US Weekly (at some point I’ll be caught up, I swear it; until then, however, Brad and Angelina are still together as far as I’m concerned) and being the best LAZY ME that you EVER did see.  Cuz responsibilities … wellll, that’s just a thing for OTHER people.

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Polish Pickup March 2018: Books

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Time once again for everyone’s favorite Polish Emergency cuz the March Polish Pickup is coming y’all!  Annnnd, YOU GUYS … We got us a good one.  This month’s theme is Books and I am the happiest of all things happy.  Books, gloriously smiling-to-myself-like-an-idiot BOOKS.  My first love, my best friend, the whole reason it takes me three hours to drink one tiny wine cooler.  Cuz while all the cooler kids went to parties, I read books like it was my dadgum job and quite honestly – I got the better end of the deal.  I mean, the fact I have no idea how to sip a shot of Jagermeister without holding my pinky up like a fancy lady is beside the freaking point. 

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Moo Moo’s Signatures: Core Collection Additions – February 2018

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I was all set to do some blogging tonight but then I accidentally started cleaning the closet, and I swear I don’t even know who I am anymore.  Who accidentally cleans anything, much less a closet full of shoes never worn, a humidifier half full of water that’s most definitely turned to poison by now, and an old copy machine saved as a backup to a new copy machine for NO DADGUM GOOD REASON WHATSOEVER?  Apparently me, cuz when I suddenly get the urge to be obsessive about something, I do it in the most dramatic way possible and now there’s three giant trash bags sitting out on the curb as proof.  Plus one blog not written very timely, but then again IT’S ME YOU GUYS; I haven’t been doing anything on time for approximately 43 years.

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BLUSH Lacquers: 1929 Collection

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Well that’s the last time I go braggin’ about our weather.  Currently sitting here on the backside of a handful of 60-degree days, basking in the joy that only a day with zero sunshine and a crap ton of freezing rain can bring.  UGH.  Why, Universe, whyyyyyyeee?  I’ve got 27 new pairs of capri pants and now nowhere to wear them, which might be the lamest thing I’ve EVER freaking written.  Seriously, if y’all need me, I’ll just be over here covered in an extraordinary amount of crocheted afghans, looking like the most miserable human of all time ever, but with a skosh of sexy as that just happens whether I want it to or not.  I mean, CROCHETED AFGHANS. Now what is your question?

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