Went to bed at 2am last night versus the 3am I’ve been doing lately and about carpal tunneled myself via a high fiving frenzy for going to bed “early”, being responsible and normal and whatnot. Seriously, what has happened to my life? If I wasn’t such a Trophy Wife, we’d all be worried.
Time for a Speed Blog! Finch from Scofflaw Varnish sent me her new Fall 2017 Collection several weeks ago, and because I’m sooooo good at blogging, I’m just now getting around to writing a review. Good things there’s a restock happening today or else all this’d be moot. Cuz I don’t effort for no dadgum good reason, but then again, you’ve read this blog before.
I’m panicking a little and trying to hurry as I don’t want polishes to disappear before y’all get a chance to spend all your money. Cuz it’s Friday, guys! And you’re sitting around wearing sweatpants doing nothing anyway. So let’s get this going. Take a look at what you’re buying:
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A crelly EXTRAVAGANZA! I see glitter! I see holo! I see 18,000 bottles in your shopping cart! (Well, prolly.) Who’s in the mood for complete rational behavior? CERTAINLY NOT YOU.
All of these polishes are just gorgeous with such fun glitter mixes. Really nice formulas too, which can be tricky with glitter crellies. No gloop! And for that fact alone, we lub them lots. Each one was two coats for me but some may need three depending on application. Although, I don’t always do nails good cuz half the time one eye is sleeping, so what do I know, really? A ridiculous blog, YES. Useful information? A crapshoot.
Super quick rundown of colors. Lesss go!
SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING
DESCRIPTION: A pale yellow shimmer crelly base with brown, red, white and neon coral glitters
FIST FULL OF FOXES
DESCRIPTION: A creamy tan crelly base with copper, ice blue and peach glitters and golden shimmer
GORDON COLE’S BLUE ROSE
DESCRIPTION: A cornflower blue creme with bright blue shimmer and grey flecks
A RUN-BY FRUITING
DESCRIPTION: A rich purple creme with purple, silver and gunmetal shimmer and flakes
CONVERSATIONS WITH INANIMATE OBJECTS
DESCRIPTION: A robin’s egg blue crelly with brown, grey and lavender glitters and delicate blue shimmer
SANSA GET YOUR GUN
DESCRIPTION: A dusty faded pink crelly with grey, black, white, gunmetal and rose glitters and delicate shimmer
Yep. You want all that. Unless you don’t like pretty things. Or you have no eyes. I dunno.
In addition to the collection, Finch also made us a duo. It’s the Bill & Ted Duo, guys, i.e., another thing you’re buying. Take a look:
BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER
DESCRIPTION: A black jelly packed with rainbow shimmer, flakes, glitters and flecks
Two smooth coats of this one! It’s an excellent staple black holo in case you’re looking for one. (You are.)
AND PARTY ON DUDES!
DESCRIPTION: A glitter topper with white, turquoise, blue, purple and violet glitters
Look at all that overachieve-y on display! Toppers are hard to swatch, so I wanted to make sure you know there’s options. Over black, over white, even on naked nails. Who’s the best most thorough blogger in all the land? I’m not even telling you cuz you already know.
(Okay, it’s me. I got scared you weren’t sure.)
THE ROUND UP
Okay now FOCUS. Restock is LIVE. Go, go, go! Before the things are no longer the things and you leave this blog so sad and polish-less. Here’s your shopping deets:
The 6-piece fall collection is available in single bottles for $9 each.
The Bill & Ted duo is $17 for both, or you can buy Be Excellent to Each Other by itself for $9. If you want the glitter topper, you have to get the duo. BUT YOU WERE DOING THAT ANYWAY so what is your question?
Where to buy: http://www.scofflawvarnish.com
Now, the linky loos! Connect with Scofflaw:
Oh, and the Polish Con limited editions are also available. You can see swatches on the website ORRRRR! you can read the review I did last week by clicking here. You know, in case you don’t go tossing polish in the cart all willy nilly like me.
EDITED TO ADD: The Polish Con LEs are officially gone. When I say Polish Emergency, clearly I MEAN IT.
Alright. Go get your pretties!
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