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BLUSH Lacquers: Multichrome Madness August 2018



Soooo … let’s pretend I haven’t dropped off the face of the earth these past few months and just carry on with this blogging thing like EVERYTHING IS NORMAL. Shall we? We shall!

Okay, in my defense, things have been stupid busy over here. Hubby decides he wants to build a house, which is all fine and good, but did you know in order to sell the house you currently live in, you have to take all 3000 bottles of nail polish off the wall and act like NO ONE CRAZY LIVES HERE? Seriously, y’all, is this even worth it? My kitchen table being all kitchen-table-y instead of the Black Hole of Nail Polish we all know it really is.


Parrot Polish: Multichrome Madness February 2018



If there was ever a time to focus super hardcore to like the trillionth degree, wellll … right now would be it.  Cuz multichromes are happening and y’all got no business being lounge-y, at least not today.  I mean, I wasted enough time for both of us as I fully intended to have this blog post up about 4 days ago.  BUT .. in my defense, hubby made me take off work on Friday and go have a weekend away and … UGH, my life.  And now we’re in full Polish Emergency Mode because OF COURSE WE ARE.  You’ve read this blog before right?  Cuz if I somehow manage to give you more than, sayyy, 37 minutes to buy nail polish before it goes away forever, well then CLEARLY something has happened to my brain.


Bluebird Lacquer: Multichrome Madness Customs January 2018



After frigid temps, 7″ inches of snow and disgusting behavior all around, the weather has finally set itself straight.  We’ve had a taste of spring all weekend long, and I’m seriously about thisclose to putting pants on I’m just so dang excited.  I mean, I won’t cuz it’s No Effort Sunday and pants are forbidden, but weather like this makes me think about it for 2.5 seconds.  Look at me, being good and virtuous and all around most boring person of all time ever, taking this Spelling Bee Champion of 1987 nerd thing to a whooooole nother level.  Cuz who’s breaking the rules like a dadgum crazy person?  NOT THIS LADY.  Does this qualify for bonus points then, cuz seriously, I’ll take a billion.


Tonic Polish: Multichrome Madness Group Custom Trio



We’re all about to break the internet, but for real this time.  Cuz first there was Kim Kardashian with a champagne glass balanced on her butt (where we thought we broke it, but alas, false alarm), but now Tonic Polish is this month’s featured brand for Multichrome Madness and OMG YOU GUYS it’s a bye bye normal things-type situation for all of us.  No more standing around upright, buying nail polish like someone civilized.  Cuz when we break the internet, we dadgum BREAK IT break it.  The legitimate version, you know, with elbow jabs and drool buckets and at least 27 other levels of unsexy behavior.  We’re about to have the frenzy to end all frenzies, plus a poke in the eye for the judgy people.  It’s seriously about to get ridiculous, just so you know.


Don Deeva: Multichrome Madness Group Custom Trio


I’m panicking y’all. I just updated my blog calendar (again, for like the trillionth time), and basically guess who’s never sleeping again?  GAH!  Considering how meticulous I run this dadgum spreadsheet, I’m surprisingly unorganized. Do blogs write themselves, cuz if so, that’d be GREAT.

The only way to do this – and by this I mean tell you things before the things are no longer the things – I’m gonna have to speed blog. Not our normal speed blog, you know, where it’s not very speedy AT ALL, but a real speed blog.  As in a blog with no words in it.  Oooooh, who’s excited?!  (All of you, prolly.  I dunno.  Even I can out-ridiculous myself from time to time.)

Okay, now FOCUS cuz words are coming out and I’m defeating my own purpose.  Seriously, for someone who sucks at blogging, I somehow keep succeeding at it as if bonus points FOR REAL are coming.

Multichrome is happening, y’all!  Don Deeva is in the spotlight for November, and Danette has created a lovely trio of shifters exclusively for the members of the Multichrome Madness on Facebook.  Look at them:


Now, SWOON!  It’s your most logical next step.

Moving right into the rundown of colors because remember up top how I said I was going to speed blog and then spent the next 18 years telling you all about it?  Soooo … clearly, I’m not very good at speed blogs.


DESCRIPTION:  A green/gold/pink multichrome shifter with holographic flakies

OPACITY:  Three coats

SO. STINKIN. PRETTY.  I mean, multichrome = DEAD; green multichrome = MORE DEAD.  Plus pink and gold, blah blah blah.  Regardless, you can’t deny how much you’re buying this.  It’s nigh on impossible.


DESCRIPTION:  A purple/blue/orange/magneta multichrome shifter with red/green unicorn pee shimmer

OPACITY:  Two coats, three if you’re crazy; obviously I did three

Ummm, where my purple lovers at?  Cuz 18,000 bottles of this is headed for your shopping cart.  Now is not the time for rational behavior, just so you know.


DESCRIPTION:  A blackened teal to silvery-teal subtle thermal with holographic flakies, Spectraflair and copper fleck

OPACITY:  Two coats

So yes, this is a multichrome thermal.  Or is it a UNICORN, i.e., a thing you didn’t know ACTUALLY existed outside your dreams?  Granted, it’s subtle.  I mean, you may not even see it without me pointing it out for you.  Kind of like how that pile of laundry that’s been sitting on my floor for about a year and a half is STILL FREAKING THERE.

Some efforts.  Full mani of just the warm state:

Now just the cool:

See?  Ever so slightly darker.

But back to the gradient.  Tips are darker, and those copper flecks have their JAZZ HANDS! on:


And good news:  it’s all available now!  Here’s how to snag em:

1.  Join the Multichrome Madness group on Facebook. It’s required. Click here;

2.  Head over to the Don Deeva store by clicking here;

3.  Then toss polish in the cart with your eyes closed, cuz at this point, nothing even matters.  WE WANT EVERYTHING.

This trio is only available until November 30, so if you can’t go now – well, clearly we need to have a chat about decisions and how to make them.  Otherwise, be sure to set some alarms so you don’t miss out. Cuz who’s waking up December 1st so very sad and trio-less? Not a dadgum one of us, pretty sure.

Spiritual Vomit retails for $15 and the other two are $12.  Since this is a pre-order, shipping turnaround will be after the 30th (as in, a lifetime from now) but it’s good to practice patience and self-control and other ladylike-type scenarios.

Bahahahahaha!  Just kidding.  We gonna stalk the mailman now like a proper loon.

Lastly, more linkies for clicking. Connect with Don Deeva:



Fan Group

So about that speed blog we were gonna do.  Yeahhhh, let’s try again tomorrow.

Later, loves!


Anchor & Heart Lacquer: Mining for Multichromes 


Jumping straight to the polish tonight cuz hubby and I just got back from a Bruno Mars concert where we were both forced to stand up and be awkward for about 3 hours straight and now EXHAUSTION has properly ensued.  Seriously, do people not sit in chairs anymore?  I mean, not even one time?  And then we were standing right next to a group of girls who felt the need for a soft pretzel every 15 minutes, so it was scoot back, scoot up, scoot back, scoot up for nigh on eternity.  Ugh.  SO. MUCH. EFFORTING.  A legit sweat bead mustache situation in full effect.

Now we’re back at the hotel, and I’ve got one eye already sleeping and the other is not too far behind.  So in an attempt to write a blog before incoherent typing happens, I figure getting the hell on with it seems like the most logical next step.  Grab your smelling salts; multichromes are coming in 3 .. 2 .. 1 ..


Back to back Anchor & Heart Lacquer blogs, and you’re officially having your BEST DAY EVER. Taryn’s been a busy little bee this month, making polish, being fabulous, so naturally here we are again tossing A&Hs in the cart like no big deal. Weeee!

This is the Mining for Multichromes collection, a custom quad made exclusively for the members of the Multichrome Madness group on Facebook.  These beauties are named after Australian opal mines, which are known for producing some of the most amazing opals in the world.  So if you’re thinking you’re about to get suuuuuuper unattractive in about 2.5 seconds, well YOU ARE CORRECT.  Time for drooling!


DESCRIPTION:  A pink/rose gold/gold/orange multichrome with scattered gold microglitter

Do you hear angels? I hear angels. How stinkin gorgeous is this?  (Very.)  Most definitely one of my favorite multichromes of all time; she’s a shifty little dreamboat for sure.  And you’re buying like 18,000 bottles cuz now is not the time for rational behavior. 


DESCRIPTION:  An ultramarine blue base that shifts green/gold/yellow; straight multichrome goodness!

Guys, we gotta green one!  I won’t lie; I kinda want to lick it. Cuz I’d be surprised if it didn’t taste just like a green apple Jolly Rancher. I mean, it’s probably more poison-y than expected, but who’s to know for sure? Being normal is zero fun sometimes.  


DESCRIPTION:  A blackened purple base that shifts plum/maroon/orange/gold with purple holo microglitter, rose gold micro flakies and a scattering of iridescent chameleon glitter

The holo!  The flakies! The ladylike composure out the dadgum window!  We are all just puddles of goo at this point.


DESCRIPTION:  A purple/blue/turquoise multichrome with sapphire blue holo microglitter and iridescent purple/blue micro flakies

Is this thing glowing?  I swear it’s glowing. Gah! Those little pops of blue have me holding my own mouth closed like someone is paying me to do it lest the tongue falls out and divorce accidentally ensues.


DONE. Dead. We are past the point of smelling salts, let’s just say.  

All of my swatches show two coats plus a glossy top coat.  I had zero issues with formula; all four are perfection to like the trillionth degree.  Who’s ready to spend a little money then?  (That be YOU, to be clear.)

This collection is available now through October 31, which means we are in the midst of a Polish Emergency in case you didn’t know.  Nine days.  NINE DAYS.  Get your life together, or else it’s a sad state of affairs for you.  Here’s important deets:

Full quad retails for $40

Single bottles are $12

To order, join the Multichrome Madness group on Facebook by clicking here. Once approved, head over to the Anchor & Heart Lacquer store and toss nail polish in the shopping cart.

AND THEN! A coupon. Seriously, this best day ever just got best-i-er. Enter code FREESHIP50 for US orders over $50 or INTERNATIONAL50 for $7 off international orders.

Time for clicking! Connect with Anchor & Heart:



Fan Group

Alright, y’all.  Get to shopping!  Cuz who is missing out on all this yummy multichrome deliciousness?  CERTAINLY NOT YOU.

Later, loves!


Colors by Llarowe: Multichrome Madness Custom Quad


Current status: vacuuming the polish peelies out of my car door handle hole before I go get an oil change cuz I reallllllly don’t feel like getting caught being a weirdo today.  Seriously, can I ever be normal, like even just for a little bit?  I mean, at least put them in a baggie instead of out in public for all the judgy eyes to see.  Cuz even though when I look at my tiny peelie collection and my heart swells a little like I just witnessed my children being superstars (which obviously, KINDA DID; duh), I’m well aware most people wouldn’t understand.  Although as a child I had a friend whose father hung all his trucker caps along the ceiling on little hooks in just about every room in his house, so BASICALLY who is the weird collector now, then?

Still me.  Oh well.

Who’s in the mood for a Polish Emergency today?  Cuz multichromes are happening, but only for about seven more days CUZ I AM THE BEST BLOGGER THAT EVER LIVED.   In my defense, though, I’m pretty sure Polish Con lasted approximately 18 years, and surprisingly blogs don’t write themselves.  Ugh.  Let’s get to the polish then, before the things are no longer the things.  Take a look at these beauties:


Yes to all of it, just so you know.

FOCUS, y’all! Miss Leah Ann from Colors by Llarowe is in the spotlight for September, and she has created a most awesome custom quad exclusively for the members of the Multichrome Madness group on Facebook. Time to check your jaw at the door, cuz picking it off the floor about 18,000 times is just too much effort on the weekend.

Here’s your colors:


DESCRIPTION: A blackened vampy purple based multichrome which shifts from deep purple to blue to magneta with blue to green shimmer

My swatch shows two coats plus top coat. Not pictured is the drooling maniac it belongs to. 


DESCRIPTION: A bright aqua blue based multichrome which shifts from blue to green to lavender with shifting flakies, scattered holographic and prismatic holo flake

Another perfect two coater, but I could’ve gone hardcore Polish Mountain with this one. Do you see all that flakie business? DO YOU SEE?!  I swear, I’m trying to stay a lady but there’s a sweat bead mustache ruining damn near everything.

Quad favorite, by the way. Might as well be a little flakie Leonardo considering how much I love it. 


DESCRIPTION: A magenta purple based multichrome which shifts from magenta to purple to red with hot pink to red to gold shimmer

My swatch shows a luscious two coats and four fingers of Jolly Rancher goodness. Cuz I swear I’d lick this one if the judgy eyes weren’t so lurk-y. SOCIETY. Boooooo. 


DESCRIPTION : A royal blue based multichrome which shifts from blue to green to purple with bright blue shimmer, scattered holographic and prismatic holo flake

An ocean of lovely. I want to swim in a big tub full of this one. COMPLETELY NORMAL BEHAVIOR, in case you’re curious. It’s so dang dreamy!  Plus flakies, which make everything better. Skinnier and prettier too, prolly, and lord knows I need a skosh of that. GIMME.

Oh, and two coats once again. Basically effortless. 


To order, you gotta be a member of the Multichrome Madness group on Facebook. Click here to join, then head over to the CbL store by clicking here. This quad is only available until September 30, so if you can’t go now – although WHY NOT?! is the actual question – be sure to set some alarms so you don’t miss out. Cuz who wants to wake up October 1st so very sad and quad-less? CERTAINLY NOT YOU.

Single bottles retail for $11 each, which is a pretty good deal considering how much we’d pay for magical happiness in a bottle.  Plus, it’s the Multichrome Madness group’s one-year anniversary, and what better way to say THANK YOU than buying a crap top of multichrome?  Approximately no better way, so go get your pretties, then.  Cuz you’re a smart, decisioning kinda lady that’s why.

And now, more linkies for clicking.  Connect with Colors by Llarowe:



Fan Group

Short and sweet tonight, although it still took eons to write. Ugh. One day I’ll get really good at this, I swear it.

Later, loves!


Anonymous Lacquer: Multichrome Madness Group Custom Trio


Can someone eat a whole bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos right before bed and let me know how it turns out? Cuz I’m about 2.5 seconds away from a junk food extravaganza, but figure midnight is not the time for a science experiment.  However, if YOU try it first and somehow manage to NOT gain 27 pounds of salt retention while you sleep, then for real you guys:  there’s about to be a Grabby Fingers to the trillionth degree-type situation happening over here.  Also known as BEST DAY OF MY DADGUM LIFE.  Weeeeee!

Pretty sure I have a problem with potato chips.  I mean, clearly I do.  On Sunday, I bought a bag of dill pickle-flavored ones and it wasn’t even on accident.  Cuz NO ONE buys chips that taste like pickles, except for those who lose control of all rational behavior once the shopping cart gets one wobbly wheel length down the snack aisle.  Seriously, did I just walk into a room full of one thousand Leonardos all handing me a Starbucks?  Might as well have.  DREAM SCENARIO, is what I’m saying.

So while one hand’s been stuck in a bag of Doritos, then other one’s been swatching nail polish.  GUYS!  Multichromes are happening, and if there was ever a time to get real serious about spending some money, now would be it.  Look what I got:


You done died.  You did.  How the rest of this blog is getting written I don’t even know.

It’s time for the August customs for the Multichrome Madness group on Facebook, y’all!  This month, Mildred with Anonymous Lacquer is in the spotlight, and she created such a lovely trio.  There’s a blue and a purple, and so far so good, but then she tossed in a glorious green one, and basically I’ll never be normal again.  Ugly Ecstasy Face in full effect, yo.  And my brain has officially stopped holding my mouth closed.  If anything sexy happens soon, we’d all be surprised.

And now, a quick rundown of the colors plus more shifty beauty than you can handle.  Brace yourselves.  There’s serious business up ahead.  Lessss go!


DESCRIPTION:  A teal to blue to purple shifter

OPACITY:  Two delicious coats

Then I turned on the mood lights, and OMG, have you ever?!  NO. YOU. HAVE NOT.


DESCRIPTION:  A green/gold/blue/blurple shifter

OPACITY:  Two smooth coats

And here’s where all our jaws just fell right off our faces.  Ladylike composure?  NOT TODAY!


DESCRIPTION:  A green/gold/purple shifter

OPACITY:  Two of the yummiest coats of your life

This is my favorite color combo, and I want it on all the surfaces.  Mine AND yours.  Completely normal behavior, in case you’re curious.


WANT, WANT and NEED, that’s your new motto.  And good news, guys:  you’re buying alllll this!  Cuz where there is multichrome there is you, having a var var good day right now.  Hooray!

To order, you gotta be a member of the Multichrome Madness group on Facebook. Click here to join, then head over to the Anonymous Lacquer store by clicking here. This trio is only available until August 31, so if you can’t go now – although WHY NOT?! is the actual question – be sure to set some alarms so you don’t miss out. Cuz who wants to wake up September 1st so very sad and trio-less? CERTAINLY NOT YOU.

Single bottles retail for $12

Trio retails for $30

However, happiness is PRICELESS.

And now, more clicking opportunities.  Connect with Anonymous Lacquer:



Fan Group

Later, loves!


Stella Chroma: Multichrome Madness Group Custom Duo 


It’s the never ending quest to get caught up, PART ONE BILLION.  Ugh.  I swear, I see the drafts queue and about 7,345 partially written blogs staring back at me, but then I’m like FULL HOUSE IS ON! and so it’s down a rabbit-hole I go.  At some point, game notifications light up and it’s time to save some baby pandas from their little bubble cocoons – and that doesn’t just happen all by itself.    Feet up on the coffee table, wearing an enormous amount of robe, with one eye sleeping because CLEARLY:  responsibilities are for other people.

But now we’re in dire straights and I gotta get my focus face on.  Cuz guys, there’s a POLISH EMERGENCY in our midst.  A legit no joke crisis-a-mundo, topped with panic and anxiety and a full tube of hives cream.  In other words, pa y at te..n

Ack!  Chips Ahoy just appeared out of nowhere.  BRB.


Someone just needs to keep the TV off and the snacks away.  Except don’t, or I will cut you.

Multichromes are happening, y’all!  Miss Pam from Stella Chroma is in the spotlight for July, and she has created a most awesome custom duo exclusively for the members of the Multichrome Madness group on Facebook.  Who’s ready to spend some money today?  Damn near all of us, that’s who.  Lesss go!

First up is Amortentia:

This beauty is a re-release of the very first Multichrome Madness exclusive back when Stella Chroma used to be Paint Box Polish.  She’s come back to life, guys, and for that we all say THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.  Now send Leonardo, kthxbai.  

For those that don’t already have the original Amortentia, it is a glorious pink/yellow/green/gold shifty stunner.  There could be a bit of a blue shift at super extreme angles, but that sounds like hand gymnastics to the trillionth degree, aka EXERCISE, aka LAME.  So enjoy my blue-less swatch photos, cuz BEST BLOGGER EVER, that’s why.

Gah!  So pretty.  The pink pulls you in, then the green makes you stay.  We are all just puddles of goo at this point.

The other half of the duo is Draught of Peace:

This one is a blue/purple/red/gold multichrome with the most amazing teal shift of your life!  It seriously just glows and glows and glows.  This one’s getting shoved up in stranger’s faces, I just know it.  Possibly in a slightly more stalker-y kind of way, as strangers don’t wanna Look at mah nails! quite like you’d expect.  I mean, I get it.  Cuz if anyone comes running up to me with their jazz hands on, one of them better be handing me a Starbucks.  OR ELSE.

Can we ever just look at this one time WITHOUT the hassle of the drool and the buckets and the Ugly Ecstasy Face and whatnot?  Cuz hubby is starting to feel sad about this pile of noodle legs he’s married to.  I mean, the traditional 5th anniversary gift is WOOD and I swear if I get cheated out of my popsicle stick Titanic and little toothpick Leonardo, someone’s getting a karate chop.  

The round up:

Yep.  You’re buying it.  A decision has been made.  Both polishes in this duo are delicious two-coat dreamboats, and I see no logical other way.  Okay, maybe you don’t like pretty things.  Or maybe you have no eyes.  I dunno.  But after that, nothing.  27 bottles, in the cart they go!

To order, you gotta be a member of the Multichrome Madness group on Facebook.  Click here to join, then head over to the Stella Chroma store by clicking here.  This duo is only available until July 31, so if you can’t go now – although WHY NOT?! is the actual question – be sure to set some alarms so you don’t miss out.  Cuz who wants to wake up August 1st so very sad and duo-less? CERTAINLY NOT YOU.

Single bottles retail for $13

Duo retails for $24

Happiness is PRICELESS.

Short and sweet tonight, although it still took 18 years to write.  Ugh.  One day I’ll get really good at this, I swear it.

Later, loves!


Ellagee: Multichrome Madness Group Custom Duo


I sat in someone’s pee today, so things are going quite well over here in case you’re curious.


I don’t know about you, but once the momentum of sitting down kicks in, stopping mid-sit is nigh on impossible.  Two drops just hanging out on the edge of the toilet like NO BIG DEAL, you see it roughly 2 seconds too late, and suddenly WE. ARE. ON IT.  Right on top of it.  And all the cootie-slash-flesh eating bacteria scenarios are running through your brain like a dadgum freight train.  Quite honestly, I might die soon considering all the self-diagnosing I’ve been doing for the past 12 hours.  Oh, Anxiety, my evil friend.  Ugh.

In other words, happy weekend, y’all!  Despite that pee thing, there’s nonstop pajamas for the next 72 hours and LIFE IS GOOOOOOOD.  Weeeee!  Plus multichromes are happening, which is an instant great day about 97.74658% of the time.  Miss Laura from Ellagee has created a gorgeous custom duo for the Multichrome Madness group on Facebook, and you might as well just check your jaw at the door cuz picking it up off the floor 18,000 times is just too much effort for a Friday.


See?!  For real, these colors are making me feel some type of way.  Mmmmmm, I swear if Leonardo happens next, it would only make sense.  Cuz why hold onto your last thread of ladylike composure when you know damn well the drool buckets are already lurking?  And normal behavior is a thing for other people.

OMG, what just happened?  Shut up, Brain.

First half of the duo is Fireside Wine:

This one has a glamorous magenta multichrome base with a copper/red/fuchsia/violet shift and bright pink sparkle.  IT IS GLORIOUS.  Two ultra smooth coats, and it’s a Noodle Leg Epidemic for all of us.

Another angle, which I swore looked completely different from the first picture, but in reality it’s most definitely different by at least 17 millimeters.  You know, VASTLY DIFFERENT is what I mean.

She’s a hot little mama!  I absolutely love how it looks on my nails.  Anytime a polish can make my fingers look less sad and sausage-y, I’m tossing 27 bottles in the shopping cart.  And we just don’t argue with that kind of logic.

Macros, for extra drool factor:

Gah!  So pretty.

The other half of the duo is Rhapsody in Blue:

This one has a luscious royal blue multichrome base with an emerald/blue/teal/purple shift and bright turquoise sparkle.  Seriously, we’re beyond ridiculous now.  It’s a mouth gaping, tongue lolling, puddle of goo EXTRAVAGANZA! and hubby just needs to look the other way for a little bit.  Cuz the Ugly Ecstasy Face causes divorce if I’m not mistaken.

Angle #2, a bit of lower light for more shifty goodness:

Two coats of dreamboat and an ocean of lovely.  Aaaaahhhh!  You’re about to spend some money, I just know it.

Let’s seal this deal:

DONE. Dead.  We are past the point of smelling salts, let’s just say.

The round up:

Soooooo, you’re buying both of these, just FYI.  Here’s what you need to do:

1. Join the Multichrome Madness group on Facebook to get access to secret shop link and coupon code.  Click herestat.  There’s a post in the group from Laura giving you all the info you need.   

2. If you’re unable to shop today – although WHY?! is the actual question – you have until June 30 to snag these beauties.  After that, they are gone forever.  I mean, it’s basically a POLISH EMERGENCY of the trillionth degree.

Cost for the duo is $25 or you can get single bottles for $13.  But reveling in all your good decisioning?  PRICELESS.

And now, the linky loos:

Ellagee Instagram – http://www.instagram.com/ellageepolish

Ellagee shop (not the secret shop for these customs, but the normal everyday shop) – https://ellagee.com

Ellagee Facebook Fan Group – https://www.facebook.com/groups/geeiloveellagee

And then while you’re in a clicking mood:

My Instagram – http://www.instagram.com/dsetterfield74

A basket full of kittens, click here just because ❤️ 

Later, loves!