Parrot Polish: Multichrome Madness February 2018



If there was ever a time to focus super hardcore to like the trillionth degree, wellll … right now would be it.  Cuz multichromes are happening and y’all got no business being lounge-y, at least not today.  I mean, I wasted enough time for both of us as I fully intended to have this blog post up about 4 days ago.  BUT .. in my defense, hubby made me take off work on Friday and go have a weekend away and … UGH, my life.  And now we’re in full Polish Emergency Mode because OF COURSE WE ARE.  You’ve read this blog before right?  Cuz if I somehow manage to give you more than, sayyy, 37 minutes to buy nail polish before it goes away forever, well then CLEARLY something has happened to my brain.

Although this wasting time thing?  Olympic-style skillz.  Perhaps we shall just get to the point then?  WE SHALL!  Parrot Polish is in the spotlight for February, and Dave made a glorious trio of comfy, cozy shifters exclusively for the members of Multichrome Madness on Facebook.  Who’s ready to spend some money today?  You and you and ESPECIALLY YOU, that’s who.  Lessss go!

Did someone just wrap me up in a bunch of toasty blankets and hand me a basketful of kitties?  Might as well have.  These colors are warmth and sunshine and straight up happiness in a bottle.   Excuse me while I close my eyes and sigh to myself like an idiot.  Definitely NOTHING sexy is happening over here today.

The theme for these polishes is Cheater’s Love, and the names of each are quite clever.  Listen, we can all relate.  I once had a boyfriend who bought me and two other girls the same stuffed caterpillar for Valentine’s Day because 1) clearly his idea of an appropriate Valentine’s gift has gone seriously awry, 2) he likes a good bulk discount, and 3) he is a highly unoriginal CHEATER, and that is the point of what I’m saying.

Also, the same guy didn’t call me for an entire weekend one time because “his cell phone fell in his dog’s water bowl” and then suddenly technology no longer existed and getting a hold of me any other way proved to be nigh on impossible.  YOU GUYS.  Who’s the best boyfriend picker-outer that you EVER did see?  I’m not saying it’s me, but it’s probably me.

Your official rundown of colors.  Let the drool commence!


DESCRIPTION:  A wine red, coppery orange and pink shifter with hot pink fleck-y bits

OPACITY:  Two coats plus glossy top coat

“Fleck-y bits” is a technical term, in case you didn’t know.  Also, blogging is hard.  SO. HARD.

Anyway, this was almost a one coater, except I always do two out of habit and to smooth out my brush strokes, even the invisible ones.  The color is like a crackling fire and looks spectacular on the nail.  I’m about 2.5 seconds away from shoving my fingers under everyone’s noses.  Look at mah nails!  Seriously, LOOK AT THEM.

Bah.  Someone needs to come save me from me, pretttty sure.


DESCRIPTION:  A green and gold shifter with bits of purple in extreme angles

OPACITY:  Two coats plus glossy top coat

Now y’all know I could barely finish this manicure right?  Cuz it’s hard to paint your nails while your busy dying every few seconds.  OMG, it’s a GREEN one!  And I swear I shall never be the same again.

I couldn’t capture the purple edges without doing some extreme hand gymnastics, but that’s a whooooole lotta effort for someone so comatose.  Just trust me, it is there.  Not THERE there.  But there.  You know what I’m saying? (NO.)

Moving on!


DESCRIPTION:  A golden, green and coppery pink shifter

OPACITY:  Two coats plus glossy top coat

Welp, might as well finish this off with a bang I guess.  Talk about the most gorgeous sunset of your life!  I’m not even sure how you’re walking away without at least 10,000 bottles of this one in the cart.  Unless you don’t like pretty things.  Or maybe you have no eyes.  I dunno.


And good news: it’s all available now! Here’s how to snag em:

1. Join the Multichrome Madness group on Facebook. It’s required. Click here;

2. Once your membership is approved, head over to the Parrot Polish store by clicking here;

3. Then toss polish in the cart with your eyes closed, cuz at this point, nothing even matters. WE WANT EVERYTHING.

Huh. Three steps to happiness. Who knew?

Now here’s where that Polish Emergency thing comes in. This trio is only available until February 28 and then the polish goes away forever.  Are you properly panicked?  Welll, you should be.  But if you can’t go now then setting 17 alarms and sticking Post-Its on all your surfaces is your most logical next step.  COMPLETELY NORMAL BEHAVIOR, just so you know.

The entire set of three polishes retails for $39.

Single bottles are $13 each.


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Now go get your pretties!  Cuz I blog, you buy.  That’s how this thing works.

Later, loves!


2 responses »

  1. I’m going to say something kinda crazy right now. I hate birds and I have stayed away from this brand because it has a bird on the bottle. lol These are really pretty. A Weekend With No Names is definitely the standout.


    • Haha, I understand your crazy! I won’t buy any nail polish if it has puke or vomit in the title. Just can’t do it. But I agree, Weekend With No Names might be the standout. It has the most incredible shift.


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