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In case y’all are wondering if this Lazy, Level EXPERT thing is some kind of character I play for funsies or what, a memory popped up in my Facebook today that says exactly this:

February 13, 2011 at 2:56 PM

Update:  Christmas tree is still up and it’s February 13.  I think it’s gone on so long I just don’t even see it there anymore.

Soooo, not much has changed in the past seven years.  I mean, I’ve managed to put the tree away relatively on time since then but then I’ve just replaced it with a 2-year-old pile of laundry that I continue to step around as if it’s officially become some sort of furniture or something.  Sadly, this is not a typo.  And the mama pile has begat little baby piles, and I swear all this laundry hoarding might cause divorce if I’m not mistaken.  Good thing I’m such a Trophy Wife or else we’d all be worried.

I CLICK, YOU CLICK, WE CLICK

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Current status:  slowly coming down from a root canal high, in and out of the remainder of the conscious sedation medication, so I figure WHY NOT WRITE A BLOG, THENNN? cuz that makes some kind of ridiculous logic right about now if you ask me.   I mean, I have a legit reason to say something stupid this time, at least, instead of the usual stupid that comes out without warning that I normally do.  The fact I am deleting and retyping and spellchecking all 71 words up there is beside the point.  I’ve had a two day blog break, and figure it’s now time to get back into it.  This thing may get published at some point anywhere between today and 2037, so get ready y’all!  It’s coming!  Or else I’m dreaming.  I dunno; it’s a crapshoot.

SHALL WE READ MORE? WE SHALL!

Another speed blog coming your way today.  Who’s excited for me to shut my yap and just get to the point sometimes?  (All of you, prolly.  Booooo.)  I reorganized my blog calendar a bit ago and discovered a big wad of drafts piling up on me all at the same time, so I figure if I don’t just get the hell on with it, we might be done with this thing in roughly 37 years.  I mean, I’m not doing anything important, but I figure the rest of you might.  Ugh.  You and your fancy life.

Also, hubby and I went on a diet so I’ve been wasting most of my time crying over the surprising lack of Cheetos.  And for some reason that doesn’t get a blog written.  LAME.

Okay, first time on the blog y’all!  Miss Hayley with Emily de Molly sent me her release for October to share with you, and I’m not gonna lie:  I fangirled for far longer than a normal person might.  I mean, she’s no Leonardo or anything, but judging by all the squeee-ing shenanigans happening over here, she must be pretty dang close.  Anyway, take a look at these beauties:

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Uhhhhhhhhnnnnn.  No words, just moan-y throat noises from here on out.  How the rest of this blog is getting written we’ll NEVER freaking know.

There’s 8 polishes in this release in a variety of finishes and goodies.  There’s shimmer and flakies and noodle legs GALORE, all headed for the shopping cart in about 2.5 seconds.  Wanna see what you’re buying?  Then by all means, SCROLL.

STYLISH COVER UP

DESCRIPTION:  A dark purple to red thermal with gold shimmer

OPACITY:  Two coats

Now, look at this effort.  Full mani views of just the cool state (purple) and warm state (red) cuz who is the best dadgum blogger in allll the land?  I’m not even gonna tell you cuz you already know.

(Okay, it’s me.  I got scared you weren’t sure.)

CHASE THE CHARMED 

DESCRIPTION:  A rose gold holographic with iridescent flakies

OPACITY:  Two coats

Legit jackpot flakie EXTRAVAGANZA!  Look at all that!  How this polish doesn’t cost like a billion dollars defies all the comprehensions.

END OF SEASONS 

DESCRIPTION:  A burgundy red to orange multichrome with gold holo glitter

OPACITY:  Two coats

OMG, this one!  These vampy reds are some of my favorites.  Mostly because they make my sad white sausages look less sad and sausage-y.  But then you go adding a crap ton of glitter on top, and so my brain has officially stopped holding my mouth closed.  I’m a walking pile of sex, in case you weren’t sure.

THE COUNTING ORDER

DESCRIPTION:  A light blue base with heavy green to pink shifting shimmer, iridescent and silver glitters and blue flakies

OPACITY:  Two coats

GUYS.  We got a green one!  Plus 27 levels of drooling scenarios.  Seriously, at this point I may never be normal again.  

THE PLAIN WALL

DESCRIPTION:  A pink toned light taupe with heavy turquoise shimmer and silver flakes

OPACITY:  Two coats

This one was a surprise favorite, as nude tones don’t normally play nice with my skin tone.  But I think it looks absolutely lovely and practically begs to hold a tiny cappucino; it’s dainty and so sweet. Or if you’re having little sandwiches later, you’re already halfway prepared. Tea with the Queen? BRING IT.

EVER SORT AFTER

DESCRIPTION:  A dark purple with green/purple/red multichrome shimmer and silver flakies

OPACITY:  Two coats

All you purple lovers, pay attention!  This one’s got your name on it.  (For real, I checked.)  Four fingers of grape Jolly Rancher goodness, and the sheer effort of keeping my hand out of my mouth is currently at an all time high.  For real, if you came here for the ladylike composure, you’ve picked a really horrible day.

PRETTY PERSONA

DESCRIPTION:  A light pink with strong green to pink shimmer, iridescent flakies and fuchsia and silver micro glitters

And it’s DELICIOUS. I’m not usually one for paler pink shades, but the flakies, guys. The dadgum flakies! Everything else is moot. Two smooth coats and a thousand buckets to drool in. At minimum.

LAND OF CRITIQUE 

DESCRIPTION:  A purple holographic with pink shimmer, red to green shifting glitters and silver micro glitters

OPACITY:  Two coats

No sense in petering out here at the end.  Cuz this blog wouldn’t be proper without some purple holo in it. Who just died a little bit then? ME TOO!  And all that shimmery business?  DIED AGAIN.  Seriously, we gotta get out of here before we lose all semblance of a sexy lady.

THE ROUND UP 

GUYS. Trust me when I tell you how hardcore you love these. You do, I know it. Cuz we don’t just walk away from a basketful of kittens NOR do we walk away from new Emily de Mollies. EVER. Write it down in case there’s a quiz.  Here’s your shopping deets: 

Pretty Persona, The Plain Wall, and The Counting Order retail for $9.00 each

End of Seasons, Ever Sort After, and Stylish Cover Up are $10 each

Chase the Charmed and Land of Critique go for $11.00 each

But happiness is FREE, just so you know.

Where to buy:  http://www.emilydemolly.com (US and international) or http://www.emilydemolly.com.au (Australia)

The linky loos!  Connect with Emily de Molly:

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Okay, shop is open and so is your wallet.  Go get your pretties!  Then sit back, relax and revel in all your good decisioning.

Later, loves!

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