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Road to Polish Con Week 6: Takko Lacquer

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Current status:  celebrating my wedding anniversary.  For year five, the traditional anniversary gift is WOOD, so not only did hubby book us in a beautiful treehouse overlooking scenic rolling hills and blooming things everywhere, but the popsicle stick Titanic with matching toothpick Leonardo that hubby SWORE he’d make for me is bound to make an appearance soon.  Except that it’s taking it’s DAMN SWEET TIME and patience is a thing for other people.  Ugh.  YOU GUYS.  I’ve stayed married a whole 1,825 days just for this moment, and that’s some kinda EFFORT if you want my opinion.  Plus, I shaved my legs and everything, and y’all know how useless I am once I lounge about in a bathtub for 2 and a half hours.

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Polish Pickup April 2018: Across the Universe

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Woah. Where have I been?  You know, I’d like to tell you I’ve been busy doing something really cool, like singing in an 80s band or learning how to riverdance, or maybe something even less cool (but CLEARLY AND TOTALLY worthwhile), like dressing the cat up in little outfits and carrying him in a purse through the grocery store.  But seriously, do you even know whose blog you’re reading right now?  Certainly not the blog of a person who goes and “does stuff” for a living, I’ll tell you that much.  YOU GUYS.  It’s me!  And y’all know damn well I’ve been laying on this couch for the past 12 days in the most extreme display of pajamas you EVER did see.

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BLUSH Lacquers: Hella Handmade Creations Group Custom Trio March 2018

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Welp, March is practically over now. Sounds like an awesome time to tell you about some monthly exclusives that are about to go away forever! Not gonna lie: it’s not been an ideal time to be lounge-y, but I lounge-y’ed anyway. Who’s the most professional blogger in alllll the land? I’m not gonna tell you cuz you already know.

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BLUSH Lacquers: Holo-Maniacs Group Custom March 2018

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Time to play some catch up! Hubby went out of town for work this weekend, which coincidentally has coincided with the house becoming haunted. To distract myself (to the trillionth degree), I shall blog and blog and blog until I fall asleep and not notice how extraordinarily long the cat has been sitting in the bathroom in the dark, staring at the toilet for no DADGUM good reason.  Which is what we tell ourselves, cuz the notion of a ghost on the toilet is the least ideal scenario of all time EVER.

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Road to Polish Con Week 3: Supernatural Lacquer + Le Polish

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Welcome to my first OFFICIAL week of some hardcore Polish Con blogging, i.e., proper blogging, i.e., (finally) a blog with actual useful information in it.  Well, we can’t be lounge-y all the time, now can we?  I mean, I give it my best effort most days but I figure I was chosen for this gig via something other than my Olympic-style couch lounging skillz.  Or was I?  I dunno.  We’ll see.  Cuz as far as talents go, you don’t get to Lazy, Level EXPERT for no dadgum good reason.  Trust me, I checked.

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Road to Polish Con Week 2: Lollipop Posse Lacquer

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GUYS.  An award has finally come, just landed in my lap like NO BIG DEAL.  Cuz I scored a primo spot on the official blog team for Polish Con, and I swear I must’ve voodoo’ed someone real good this time.  This is big time stuff y’all!  Someone out there appreciates this blog full of nonsense, and I’m having the BEST DAY OF ALL TIME EVER.  First Spelling Bee Champion of 1987 and now this.  Why I’m not married to Leonardo by now defies allll the comprehensions.

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Colors by Llarowe: Color4Nails Launch Day Trio

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Overheard several female co-workers discussing all their old sports injuries the other day.  I stumbled upon the conversation completely by accident as I was out walking around doing actual work-related things – which for someone who sits down for a living, is quite an accomplishment all by itself.  But there was talks of softballs-to-the-knee and basketball jumps gone awry and it really got me thinking:  Why can’t I ever be cool, even for just a little bit?  Cuz I am the girl who:

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