Author Archives: Dianna

Color4Nails Spotlight: Laquester – Almost Fall Collection + C4N Exclusives

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Whoever’s idea it is to work at work, well I’ve got a karate chop over here with your name written allll over it.  Cuz OMG, can’t a girl ever type with her feet up on the desk like the Good Lord intended, at least for a little bit?  Apparently, NOT TODAY.  I swear, food and potty breaks and being super lounge-y:  WHERE DID YOU ALL GO?!  I took a new position back in July and I honestly didn’t quite know what the whole thing entailed.  Fast forward six months, knee deep in paperwork and forms and spreadsheets GALORE! and guess what, guys?  I do taxes!  Who knew?  And for a girl who literally uses fingers for basic adding and subtracting and for when the calculator is over there and I’m over here, wellll … I’m surprisingly good at taxes.  Quick! Someone grab my horn so I can toot it.  I’m feeling very deserving right about now.

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The Holo Hookup: February 2018 – Love Connection

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Hubby left for work and left the TV on the sports channel. The remote control is clear across the other end of the couch, and the cat (who hates me) has decided to lay adorably across my lap and fall asleep. It is both the worst day and best day ever. If anyone wants to come over and change the channel for me, seriously, that’d be GREAT.

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Shimmer Me Box: January 2018 – Winter Wonderland

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New stuffs on the blog today!  First time reviewing the monthly Shimmer Me Box, and I swear I feel like a fancy lady.  I’m always grateful for new opportunities, and normally I’m pretty cool about it.  You know, calm and rational and able to be out in public.  But then you go tossing a bunch of SHIMMER in the mix and I can’t even pretend anything normal is happening right about now.  I’m a noodle leg-y mess and we haven’t even started yet.  If we make it to the end of this blog, it’ll be damn near miracle.  I’m sure the Shimmer Me peeps are sooooo glad they’ve asked me to blog for them today cuz my professionalism clearly is at an all-time high.

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Painted Polish: 2018 Duo

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Two seconds into the freezing drizzle, and can I just say:  there’s a whooooole lotta NO happening right about now.  Fetal position, tears and about 27 levels of sadness.  Excuse me while I go hibernate under the weight of a thousand electric blankets cuz winter is the lamest idea out of all the lame ideas.  Like, I’d have more success in attempting to be skinny next to an open bag of Cheetos before I’ll get through a day in January with a smile on my face.  Seriously, booooo on winter.  Plus, I don’t look good in a 67-pound sweater, sooo .. see y’all in April, then?  I think so.

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Cupcake Polish: Food for Unicorns Trio

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There is a reason why I’m not a morning person, and today was the day that proved it.  Cuz the person that bounds out of bed first steps in the cat vom and I adamantly REFUSE to be that person.  NOPE, I shall lay in bed while you say dirty words, peeling your sock off like it contained remnants of some sort of bubonic plague from the year 1904, and then attempting to clean it all up with an unfortunately empty can of carpet spray.  Oh, a HAPPY MONDAY for sure!  Well, for me anyway.  Cuz I woke up about 15 minutes before I needed to be at work, and then somehow managed to look the freshest of all the daisies that you EVER did see.

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Glisten & Glow: Birthday Duo + New Glorious Glistenettes

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Quick blog for you today, I guess.  Cuz hubby just got up and randomly started taking ornaments off the Christmas tree, complete with extra dramatic sighs and a skosh of the side eye, so I’m assuming that means I have a job to do and FOR SOME REASON it’s not writing a blog.  Or perhaps I just need to supervise the whole thing in case the Tree Punching Incident of 2016 rears it’s ugly head once again.  But UGH, who’s up for a rousing game of moving legs and arms and other body parts against your will?  NOT THIS LADY.  If the tree stays up until February 26 (as it has once before; clearly not my best year ever), that’s fine by me.  Sunday is for lounging and for eating things with gravy on top – there just isn’t room for much else.

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Nail Hoot: Polish Pickup January 2018

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YOU GUYS.  We did it.  ON TIME AND EVERYTHING.  Seriously, whose blog is this cuz it’s certainly not mine.  Cuz only a superhuman can write TWELVE blogs back to back to back and somehow get them posted BEFORE all the nail polish goes away.  Soooo, on the off-chance this is my blog after all, well then who’s the Queen of the Carpal Tunnel, hmmm?  I mean, I’m not saying it’s me, butttt … it’s probably me.  Are bonus points coming?  Only about a trillion, pretttty sure.

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