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In case y’all are wondering if this Lazy, Level EXPERT thing is some kind of character I play for funsies or what, a memory popped up in my Facebook today that says exactly this:

February 13, 2011 at 2:56 PM

Update:  Christmas tree is still up and it’s February 13.  I think it’s gone on so long I just don’t even see it there anymore.

Soooo, not much has changed in the past seven years.  I mean, I’ve managed to put the tree away relatively on time since then but then I’ve just replaced it with a 2-year-old pile of laundry that I continue to step around as if it’s officially become some sort of furniture or something.  Sadly, this is not a typo.  And the mama pile has begat little baby piles, and I swear all this laundry hoarding might cause divorce if I’m not mistaken.  Good thing I’m such a Trophy Wife or else we’d all be worried.

One of these days, I’ll get my life together.  HOWEVER, today is not that day.  Cuz here’s a blog post about a week too late.  New beauties from Emily de Molly!  Still available, but only just.  Get your Focus Face on cuz you’re about to spend some money in case you didn’t know.

SO. MUCH. MONEY.  Cuz how you’re escaping out of here without at least backups for your backups for your backups, we’ll NEVER freaking know.

This is the February 2018 Release, eight glorious shades full of holo and glitter and flakies GALORE.  And the color palette – I die!  It’s truly stunning and the finishes are pretty dang perfect if you want my opinion.  No formula issues, no application issues, no issues PERIOD.  I don’t know, guys.  It’s like, Hayley might be a bit of an expert, a magician or perhaps she has a touch of the voodoo or something.  Either way, we’ve all got a dire case of the Grabby Fingers, a damn near epidemic to like the trillionth degree.  In other words, GIMME.  Logically, there’s no other way.

Your quick rundown of colors, then I’ll meet you at the bottom.  Lessss go!

ART OF STRUCTURE

DESCRIPTION:  A honeycomb orange/yellow holographic with silver micro glitters

OPACITY:  Two coats plus glossy top coat

CHANGE OF PACE

DESCRIPTION:  A very pale pink with strong violet shimmer, silver microglitter and copper flakies

OPACITY:  Two coats plus glossy top coat

EMBELLISHED RESPONSE

DESCRIPTION:  A bright pink with gold shimmer and gold flakies

OPACITY:  Two coats plus glossy top coat

JADED VISIONS

DESCRIPTION:  A dark teal blue to light teal green thermal with copper shimmer and green/purple iridescent flakies

OPACITY:  Two coats plus glossy top coat

Full view of the warm state:

Now the cool state (with a bit of warm state creepin in cuz I suck at nails sometimes):

Macros in transition with plenty of flakie lovins for ultra drool-y scenarios:

LINKED IRONY

DESCRIPTION:  A silver holographic with gold/pink/green iridescent flakies and black microglitters

OPACITY:  Two coats plus glossy top coat

LITTLE WHISPERS

DESCRIPTION:  A grey leaning purple with gold/green shifting shimmer and silver holographic microglitter

OPACITY:  Two coats plus glossy top coat

MODERN MUSE

DESCRIPTION:  A red to pale pink thermal with turquoise shimmer and blue chrome flakies

OPACITY:  Two coats plus glossy top coat

Full view of the cool state:

Now just the warm:

Finally, macros in transition and yet another display of flakie-induced drooling to the most unattractive degree:

RUINED CITIES

DESCRIPTION:  A red based plum with green to pink shifting shimmer, copper microglitter and gold flakies

OPACITY:  Two coats plus glossy top coat 

THE ROUND UP

Good news, guys!  Every last bit of this is available now, so in case you’re sitting around being lounge-y and useless .. welllll, here lemme fix it.  BUY YOURSELF SOME NAIL POLISH.  Specifically these ones cuz we know our manners round here.

Your all important shopping deets!

$9 USD each – Ruined Cities, Change of Pace, Embellished Response, Little Whispers

$10 USD each – Jaded Visions, Modern Muse

$11 USD each – Linked Irony, Art of Structure

But happiness is free, sooooo … 18,000 bottles and in the shopping cart they go!  Weeeee!

Where to buy:  http://www.emilydemolly.com (US and international site) or http://www.emilydemolly.com.au (Australia site)

Bonus clicking opportunities!  Connect with Emily de Molly:

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Now get on it, boo boos!  Go get your pretties!  Then sit back, relax and stalk the mailman like a proper loon.  And then we’ll do it all again in March cuz who’s crazy?  YOU’S CRAZY.

Later, loves!

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