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Dec15

The Holo Hookup: January 2018 – Time to Wine Down 

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Someone needs to come take my internet away. It seems I’ve accidentally stumbled upon the secret to making winter less sad. Unfortunately it comes with about 37 brand new sweaters. YOU GUYS. I can’t stay off Nordstrom, not even for a little bit. It’s like, groceries? electricity? or perhaps a SWEATER instead? Seems like such an easy question, but then there was polka dots and a shoulder cut-out and the most adorable black velvet bow that you EVER did see. And well … I’m not saying there’s a shopping problem, but there’s probably a shopping problem.

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Dec12

Emily de Molly: December 2017 Release

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Current status:  slowly coming down from a root canal high, in and out of the remainder of the conscious sedation medication, so I figure WHY NOT WRITE A BLOG, THENNN? cuz that makes some kind of ridiculous logic right about now if you ask me.   I mean, I have a legit reason to say something stupid this time, at least, instead of the usual stupid that comes out without warning that I normally do.  The fact I am deleting and retyping and spellchecking all 71 words up there is beside the point.  I’ve had a two day blog break, and figure it’s now time to get back into it.  This thing may get published at some point anywhere between today and 2037, so get ready y’all!  It’s coming!  Or else I’m dreaming.  I dunno; it’s a crapshoot.

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Dec9

Tonic Polish: Multichrome Madness Group Custom Trio

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We’re all about to break the internet, but for real this time.  Cuz first there was Kim Kardashian with a champagne glass balanced on her butt (where we thought we broke it, but alas, false alarm), but now Tonic Polish is this month’s featured brand for Multichrome Madness and OMG YOU GUYS it’s a bye bye normal things-type situation for all of us.  No more standing around upright, buying nail polish like someone civilized.  Cuz when we break the internet, we dadgum BREAK IT break it.  The legitimate version, you know, with elbow jabs and drool buckets and at least 27 other levels of unsexy behavior.  We’re about to have the frenzy to end all frenzies, plus a poke in the eye for the judgy people.  It’s seriously about to get ridiculous, just so you know.

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Dec7

Tonic Polish: Holiday Duo 2017

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We’re jumping right into the polish tonight cuz NEW TONICS ARE COMING!  NEW TONICS ARE COMING! and there’s just no time to be lounge-y right now.  Plus, ONCE AGAIN, it’s well after midnight, Full House has transitioned to Friends and guess who’s not  sleeping, not even a little bit?  YOU GUYS.  I am officially the most boring person on the planet and NO ONE is surprised.  Booooo.  Good thing I’m quite the Trophy Wife, or else we’d all be worried.

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Dec6

Top Shelf Lacquer: Get in the Spirit! Collection 

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Welcome to yet another blog written with one eye sleeping.  One of these days, I’ll figure out a way to be normal; however, UNFORTUNATELY, today is not our day.  Work has kept me busy for the last week or so (unfairly, as you might imagine, what with all the goofing off and feet up on the desk, lounging, to do), so all lunchtime blogging and/or napping plans have gone out the freaking window.  In fact, it’s been dayyyys since I’ve taken a proper lunch break, and you’d ASSUME that makes you skinny, but AGAIN … today is not our day.

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Dec5

BLUSH Lacquers: Oil on Canvas Duo + Fantasmic Flakies Group Custom + Black Friday December Deals

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Well, let’s see:  it’s wayyyy after midnight and I’ve got one eye on Full House and the other eye sleeping while simultaneously saving baby pandas trapped in little bubble cocoons and missing a bag of Cheetos like a DADGUM PROFESSIONAL, soooooo … it’s time to write a blog! in case you didn’t know.

I swear, can I not ever be normal, not even for a little bit?  Apparently, NO.  Cuz while most people are in bed, tucked in burrito-style and dreaming of Starbucks and Leonardo, I gotta be up til the crack of dawn multi-tasking stupid stuff and attempting (for the trillionth time) to be a proper blogger for once in my life.  Clearly, THAT is turning out quite well considering how much you thought you were reading some Tolstoy just now.  GUYS, it’s me!  You’ll see.  Something dumb is about to happen, I’m about 97.4856% sure of it.

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Dec4

KBShimmer: Holo-Day Collection

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The new Christmas tree arrived today.  After the Tree Punching Incident of 2016, it felt nice to start fresh with something so lovely. Hubby bought a top of the line version, a 5-star frustration-free model that came with gloves so you can fluff the branches without drying your hands out. Annnnnd a remote so you can turn it’s lights on from the comfort of your near-comatose couch lounging position. YOU GUYS.  It’s a tree for a princess!  A Trophy Wife’s dream!  Seriously, y’all, I swear they know who lives here.  I mean, if there was a set of new jammies in the box, no one would be surprised.

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Dec2

Polish My Life: Polish Pickup December 2017

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GUYS.  We made it.  Officially ten blog posts in a little more than 5 days, and if there was ever a reason to have a wine cooler on a Saturday morning, this here’d be it.

I fully intended to have this posted last night, but I was the laziest of all things lazy and virtually laid motionless on the couch for about 9 hours straight.  THAT IS NOT A TYPO.  Seriously, if you ever wanna come see some Olympic-quality lounging about, head over to my house on a Friday night.  I mean, there was a full-on pajama pants EXTRAVAGANZA! on display except I left my work shirt on as I couldn’t even be bothered to see it to it’s proper end.  Y’ALL.  I gave up mid-pajamas and I’m pretttttty sure that’s the saddest thing I’ve ever written.

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Dec1

Anchor & Heart Lacquer: Polish Pickup December 2017

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Judgy eyes, LOOK AWAY!  I know the Polish Pickup has already started. I know the blogs aren’t done. I know that proper blogger attempt has failed ONCE AGAIN with a big fat ZERO on top. Ugh. In my defense (cuz I always have one), this disturbing lack of Cheetos has got my brain all sorts of stoooopid.  And then I went and did actual work at work today and all lunchtime blogging plans = out the dadgum window.  Not sure whose idea it was to have me walking around the building doing things I get paid to do, but someone needs to STOP IT.  Cuz sadly – and surprisingly – the blogs don’t write themselves.  Booooo.

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Dec1

Nail Hoot: Polish Pickup December 2017

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I am literally (once again) sitting here blogging with my eyes closed.  I’m not even sure what is happening right now.  Might be blogging, might be dreaming.  Honestly, it’s a crapshoot.  In my defense, I just spent all evening updating the blog and making it fancy, and because I don’t know how to do any of that, it took me years and years and years.  Feel free to go look and then send kudos and accolades cuz that was some kinda effort to like the trillionth degree.  And now it’s well after 2am so HEY! Let’s start a blog! cuz that makes a wholllllllle lotta sense right about now.

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