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Welcome to yet another blog written with one eye sleeping. One of these days, I’ll figure out a way to be normal; however, UNFORTUNATELY, today is not our day. Work has kept me busy for the last week or so (unfairly, as you might imagine, what with all the goofing off and feet up on the desk, lounging, to do), so all lunchtime blogging and/or napping plans have gone out the freaking window. In fact, it’s been dayyyys since I’ve taken a proper lunch break, and you’d ASSUME that makes you skinny, but AGAIN … today is not our day.
BUT. In an attempt to go to bed before 3am and keep from going cross-eyed while browsing through spreadsheets, we’re gonna do a speed blog like it’s my dadgum job – well, as soon as someone starts paying me to do it, that is. Although, I guess in the meantime, I suppose we’ll blog for free. Booooo. Responsibilities are LAME.
Time for polish! Amy with Top Shelf Lacquer sent me some super gorgeous goodies to share with you today. Who’s ready for drools and swoons and general yummy deliciousness? Well then you’re about to have your BEST DAY EVER. Scroll on, boo boos!
This is the Get in the Spirit! collection, a set of six shimmery, sparkly shades sprinkled with holo (DEAD) and flakies (MORE DEAD) and a side of Leonardo (well, probably). Seriously, y’all, the whole lot of it makes me smiley, although not very adorably. No, I’m just sitting here with my eyes closed, smiling to myself like an idiot cuz polish does things, and they’re not always pretty. The Ugly Ecstasy Face, guys! It’s getting very unattractive over here.
Quick color rundown, cuz when we blog past midnight, actual efforting is rarely on display. Enjoy anyway! At least the pictures are pretty. And happiness level is at an all-time high.
LET’S GET ELFED UP!
DESCRIPTION: A greenish teal holographic with bright green shifty glass fleck
OPACITY: Two coats plus glossy top coat
EGGNOG ENTHUSIAST
DESCRIPTION: A gold holographic with hints of bronze and blue glass fleck
OPACITY: Two coats plus glossy top coat
HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU’RE DRINKING
DESCRIPTION: A rich royal purple holographic with dark navy to purple multichrome flakies and sprinkling of pink glass fleck
OPACITY: Two coats plus glossy top coat
JINGLE TIL YOU TINGLE
DESCRIPTION: A rich navy blue with soft fuchsia glow, linear holo and a sprinkling of holo flakies
OPACITY: Two coats plus glossy top coat
DRINK UP GRINCHES!
DESCRIPTION: A green-leaning silver holographic with bronze flakies and pink to orange multichrome shifting flakies
OPACITY: Two coats plus glossy top coat
HO! HO! HO! POUR THE MERLOT
DESCRIPTION: A red holographic jelly packed with glass fleck and bronze flakies
OPACITY: Two coats plus glossy top coat
THE ROUND UP
Welp. That’s that. Wallets are officially flying out of purses, everywhere. Cuz where there is holo, there are a billion Crazy Nail Ladies with a dire case of the Grabby Fingers.
Now, FOCUS. Here’s very important shopping deets:
Full collection of 6 polishes retails for $65 (full size) or $50 (8ml minis)
Single bottles retail for $12 (full) or $8.50 (mini)
And for once, I’ve done something early! These beauties will release on Friday, December 8 at 8pm EST. Soooo .. set 17 alarms and put Post-Its on all your surfaces, cuz I REFUSE to let you not go spending some money. No no-buys here! We’ve got a legit justification-type scenario on our hands and a shopping cart full of nail polish. Your best day just got best-i-er, in case you didn’t know.
Where to buy: http://www.topshelflacquer.com
And finally, the linky loos. Connect with TSL:
As always, thanks for reading all the way to the bottom! Cuz if it wasn’t for you, I’d just be in here talking to myself and I’m prettttty sure that’s who crazy starts. More tomorrow.
Later, loves!
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