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I am literally (once again) sitting here blogging with my eyes closed.  I’m not even sure what is happening right now.  Might be blogging, might be dreaming.  Honestly, it’s a crapshoot.  In my defense, I just spent all evening updating the blog and making it fancy, and because I don’t know how to do any of that, it took me years and years and years.  Feel free to go look and then send kudos and accolades cuz that was some kinda effort to like the trillionth degree.  And now it’s well after 2am so HEY! Let’s start a blog! cuz that makes a wholllllllle lotta sense right about now.

Gotta keep the momentum though, cuz the Polish Pickup waits for NO ONE.  Sale begins tomorrow!  It’s about to get elbow jabby, just so you know.  Here’s the contribution from Nail Hoot:

GAH! What are words? What is breathing? Excuse me while I attempt to get control of my brain.

The theme for December is Holidays Around the World (it’s been mentioned once or twice, possibly a billion), and Brandie chose the First Christmas.  I adore the inspiration photo she picked and the polish is a perfect representation.  Basically twins.  See:

Well how tiny did that photo turn out?  Bahahahahaha!  I’m suuuuuuper good at blogging, you guys!

But then something better happened:

THE FIRST NOEL

DESCRIPTION:  A light winter blue crelly with strong pink flash, color shifting iridescent glitter and a pinch of scattered holo

OPACITY:  Three thin coats plus glossy top coat

Oooooh, the shimmer got me good!  I was all fine with the blue and even the little glitters, but then someone tossed a bunch of shimmer in there, and now I may never be normal again.  Or my version of normal.  Which isn’t really all that normal.  I mean, have you read this blog before?  I fight the urge to lick my own fingers about 97.9476% of the time.

Nail polish makes me stooooopid, if I haven’t made that clear.

Up close shimmer shot.  Now we may swooooon:

Still upright?  Just checking.

Now for the good stuff, aside from all that cut-and-paste business, that is.  Maybe next month I’ll be a proper blogger.

Price:  $8.75; might as well be free

WHAT: 50-plus indie polish brands all coming together for a one-stop shop event; you buy one or all, it’s up to you! Flat $3 shipping no matter what. Combined shipping is offered as well so go ahead and make 42 separate orders; it’s all good (crazy, but good).

WHEN: Friday, December 1 at 11am EST thru all day Monday, December 4

WHERE: http://www.PolishPickup.com

If you’d rather read the more eloquent version, click here for the FAQs from the PPU website.

To join in the fun of future Polish Pickup theme nominations, voting and sneak peeks, click here for the Facebook fan group. DO IT. I’m serious.

Gotta go! The cat just sat on top of me for no reason whatsoever and so brain function has officially gone out the freaking window.

Later, loves!

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