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Dec2

Polish My Life: Polish Pickup December 2017

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GUYS.  We made it.  Officially ten blog posts in a little more than 5 days, and if there was ever a reason to have a wine cooler on a Saturday morning, this here’d be it.

I fully intended to have this posted last night, but I was the laziest of all things lazy and virtually laid motionless on the couch for about 9 hours straight.  THAT IS NOT A TYPO.  Seriously, if you ever wanna come see some Olympic-quality lounging about, head over to my house on a Friday night.  I mean, there was a full-on pajama pants EXTRAVAGANZA! on display except I left my work shirt on as I couldn’t even be bothered to see it to it’s proper end.  Y’ALL.  I gave up mid-pajamas and I’m pretttttty sure that’s the saddest thing I’ve ever written.

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Dec1

Anchor & Heart Lacquer: Polish Pickup December 2017

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Judgy eyes, LOOK AWAY!  I know the Polish Pickup has already started. I know the blogs aren’t done. I know that proper blogger attempt has failed ONCE AGAIN with a big fat ZERO on top. Ugh. In my defense (cuz I always have one), this disturbing lack of Cheetos has got my brain all sorts of stoooopid.  And then I went and did actual work at work today and all lunchtime blogging plans = out the dadgum window.  Not sure whose idea it was to have me walking around the building doing things I get paid to do, but someone needs to STOP IT.  Cuz sadly – and surprisingly – the blogs don’t write themselves.  Booooo.

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Dec1

Nail Hoot: Polish Pickup December 2017

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I am literally (once again) sitting here blogging with my eyes closed.  I’m not even sure what is happening right now.  Might be blogging, might be dreaming.  Honestly, it’s a crapshoot.  In my defense, I just spent all evening updating the blog and making it fancy, and because I don’t know how to do any of that, it took me years and years and years.  Feel free to go look and then send kudos and accolades cuz that was some kinda effort to like the trillionth degree.  And now it’s well after 2am so HEY! Let’s start a blog! cuz that makes a wholllllllle lotta sense right about now.

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Nov30

Scofflaw Varnish: Polish Pickup December 2017

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Welcome to my 7,397th blog in a row.  The carpal tunnel situation is legit no joke.  But because I am a PROFESSIONAL BLOGGER EXTRAORDINAIRE, we soldier on anyway.  Sooooo … a little horn toot, perhaps?  I mean, all this effort’s worth a half of one at least.

Oooooh, coffee just appeared out of nowhere!  Topped with whipped cream and booze.  GAH!  After rice cakes and starvation and bowls of sad baby carrots, an award has officially come.  Thank you to hubby for being so sweet!  Either he loves me or is just tired of watching me cry when I get near Cheetos.  Regardless, we shall stay married for one more day.

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Nov30

BLUSH Lacquers: Polish Pickup December 2017

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Reason #237 why this diet thing is lame:  rice cakes taste NOTHING like Cheetos.  Ugh.  I’m trying so hard to be good, but this potato chip-free HELL we’re in is about to reach a breaking point.  Cuz one cannot live on food that tastes like a wad of chewed up paper – coated in zesty ranch flavoring, but still.

So excuse me while I go cry into a bowl of baby carrots (again).  It is a sad state of affairs for ME.

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Nov29

My Stunning Nails: Polish Pickup December 2017

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The sun has officially gone away, so how anything is getting done today we’ll NEVER freaking know. Ugh.

Anyone else not interested in normal human function when it’s dark and dreary outside?  Like, the walking-on-two-feet thing or the putting of food into your own mouth with your own hands kinda deal?  Seriously, I’m about *thisclose* to just wheeling myself around in my office chair cuz being upright is a commitment I’m just not ready to make today.

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Nov29

Fair Maiden Polish: Polish Pickup December 2017

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OMG, are we done yet?  NO.  Welcome to your Bonus Blog! Y’all better be loving this cuz who carpal tunnels for no dadgum good reason?  NOT THIS LADY!

Making it short and sweet once again cuz I’m really trying to keep the momentum going.  I mean, I finished some swatching about three hours ago and then spent the next eternity changing the wallpaper in my fake bakery, sooooo .. things are going quite well on the blogging front, clearly.  How I’m not finished with all 7,397 drafts in the queue is beyond allll the comprehensions.

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Nov28

Pahlish: Polish Pickup December 2017

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The blogging frenzy continues!  Real quickie this afternoon cuz I’ve already fallen asleep like 18 times since typing this sentence.  One of these days, I’ll sleep like a normal person, I swear it.

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Nov28

LynBDesigns: Polish Pickup December 2017

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Bonus Blog!  I know we were just in here, but I’ve got ten Polish Pickups to do this month, which is the most I’ve ever had to do at one time.  And considering how well I’ve handled things in the past (as in, not very, AT ALL) I’m making a real, legit attempt this time.  Cuz who wants to read about the Polish Pickup before all the polish goes away forever?  It’s the most ideal scenario, I’m sure of it.  PROFESSIONAL BLOGGER EXTRAORDINAIRE?  I say YES.

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Nov27

Night Owl Lacquer: Polish Pickup December 2017

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Black Friday = DONE.  All the swatching!  All the blogging!  All the DADGUM EFFORTING!  Seriously, the sweat bead mustache’s been at an all-time high.  Last night I did two loads of laundry and then folded all of it STRAIGHT OUT OF THE DRYER, sooo… now we’re all basically confused about whose blog this is, cuz it’s certainly not mine. A facsimile of mine, maybe.  I mean, my 18-month-old laundry pile begat other laundry piles and pretty much my closet and bedroom floor have became interchangeable.  So again, we’re in the wrong blog, SURELY.

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