Blogging blogging everywhere, and bonus points are coming! Weeee! Seriously, guys, even I’m impressed by all the overachieve-y on display. I think I’ve done like 7,397 blogs in a row, all while one eye’s been sleeping and with one hand in a bag of Cheetos. Spelling Bee Champion of 1987, and now THIS. How I’m not married to Leonardo DiCaprio at this point is beyond all the comprehensions.
So in an effort to keep the blog train rolling, let’s jump into more nail polish. I’ve got loads of goodies from Pretty Jelly to share with you today! Take a look at what Liz sent over:
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Now, swoon! Cuz hers a pretty lady, that’s why.
This is the All That Jazz collection, a set of eight seductive shades inspired by the musical, Chicago. Who’s in the mood for some holo and shimmer and super unattractive drool-y scenarios? Damn near all of us, that’s who. Quick rundown of colors below!
POP SIX SQUISH!
DESCRIBED as a black jelly with scattered holo, red multichrome flakies, red holographic glitter and aqua shimmer, Pop Six Squish is one of those polishes that you know you’re gonna like, but then you do approximately one swipe down the nail and basically you’ll never be normal again. Ugh.
I’M GONNA BE … ROXIE!
DESCRIBED as a silver holographic microglitter with red, gold and black micro glitter speckled throughout, I’m Gonna Be…Roxie is one of the nicest glitter bombs of all time. For my swatch, I did one brushed coat and one sponged coat and and the payoff is legit no joke. I mean, I’m still picking stray glitters off my body, cuz clearly I’m not very good at nails.
ALL I CARE ABOUT IS LOVE
DESCRIBED as a moss green holographic with green to purple multichrome flakies and pink shimmer, All I Care About is Love is basically all your polish dreams come true. It’s GREEEEEEN! All other points are moot.
Oh, two coats! In case you’re curious.
ALL THAT JAZZ
DESCRIBED as an indigo holographic with fine red and aqua shimmer, All That Jazz is jaw droppingly beautiful! The color is not your typical blue; it’s just different enough to be special. So vibrant and holo-y and noodle-leg-enducing. How we’re still upright, the world shall never know.
GIVE ‘EM THE OLD RAZZLE DAZZLE
DESCRIBED as a rich magenta holographic with pink shimmer, Give ‘Em the Old Razzle Dazzle is just that: RAZZLE DAZZLE. It’s four fingers full of Jolly Rancher goodness, although slightly more poison-y. Do not lick. DON’T DO IT!
STEP AWAY FROM JAZZ & LIQUOR
DESCRIBED as a warm brown holographic with golden-green and aqua shimmer, Stay Away From Jazz & Liquor is an absolute perrrrfect fall color! I’m such a sucker for browns, and this one is no exception. So warm and cozy and Schnapps-in-the-coffee GOOD. Excuse me while I close my eyes and sigh to myself like a crazy person.
WE BOTH REACHED FOR THE GUN
DESCRIBED as a dark blue-gray holographic, We Both Reached For the Gun is your almost one coat dreamboat. Of course, I do two coats out of habit and also cuz I have a nail polish problem.
Formula on this one is the thickest of the bunch, but it applied well as long as you don’t overwork it.
THE MISTRESS OF MURDERER’S ROW
DESCRIBED as a blood red holographic, The Mistress of Murderer’s Row is probably my favorite. Because it’s not exactly a red; there’s a skosh of brown in there, and we all know what happens when you toss in some brown. Magical things, y’all. With some smelling salts on top. Ooooh, it’s getting suuuuuper pass-out-y in here now!
In addition to this colletion, Liz sent over some stuff exclusively for this weekend’s Polish Con event in Chicago. Who’s going? NOT THIS LADY! Bah.
But in case you’re one of the lucky ones, here’s the Chicago World’s Fair Set:
And good news! You’re buying it!
Each one of these beauties is a perfect two coater. Formula = excellent. Colors = swoony. You = a melty puddle of goo. If you came for the ladylike composure, you picked a horribly wrong day.
DESCRIBED as a deep violet holographic with red to green shift and multichrome flakies
I see holo! I see flakies! I see my tongue just lolling about so unattractively.
TESLA’S LIGHT A-FAIR
DESCRIBED as a silver holographic with shimmer and multichrome flakies, Tesla’s Light A-Fair is an unexpected jewel. It’s less basic silver, more silver plus jazz hands. Which means, WE LUB IT LOTS.
SPIN THE CHICAGO WHEEL
DESCRIBED as an ultramarine blue holographic with vibrant red to gold shimmer, Spin the Chicago Wheel is hands-down the happiest blue in all the land! If you somehow find yourself at Polish Con with just $12 left in your pocket, make sure this one’s in the shopping cart. DO IT. I mean it.
DESCRIBED as a multichrome holographic that shifts from garnet to orange with aqua/pink shimmer, Hootchy-Kootchy is sultry and fiery and 27 levels of sexy. Your date night nails! Or napping nails, you know, if you’re me.
OMG, is this blog still on? Certainly we’ve been in here about 18 years by now?
Last polish is the VIP Exclusive. Let’s end this blog with a bang, shall we?
WILLIS? ARE YOU SEARS?
DESCRIBED as a dusty periwinkle with fine orange shimmer, holographic shimmer and gold microglitter, Willis? Are You Sears? is such an elegantly pretty shade. I just love the contrasting shimmer – you don’t see periwinkle and orange paired up that often but it definitely works so well! Unique and lovely! If this one ends up on all the surfaces, no one is surprised.
THE ROUND UP
All the important deets:
The All That Jazz collection releases Monday, September 25, which is quite possibly the most advance notice I’ve given you EVER. Look at me, being a proper blogger!
Full collection will retail for $72; individual bottles are $10 each. However, if you purchase the collection by October 2, you can get 20% off.
Where to buy: http://PrettyJelly.com
If you’re headed to Polish Con this weekend, you can gain early access to this collection. Plus all polishes are buy 5 get 1 free, and OMG, who’s excited?!
As for the Polish Con goodies, more important things to know:
The Chicago World’s Fair Set will retail for $40 for all four polishes; individual bottles are $12. The VIP Exclusive polish will also retail for $12.
If any leftovers remain after Polish Con, they will be available in the Pretty Jelly store on September 25. Link above, cuz I’ve done enough carpal tunneling for today.
Okay, one last bit of effort! Connect with Pretty Jelly:
Whew! Is Starbucks coming? I’ll take a thousand.
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