Happy Friday y’all! Who else is lounging about wearing sweat pants with one hand in the Cheetos bag? I mean, I’m not, but certainly there’s someone out there living my dream life. Cuz that dang diet thing just won’t go away. Now there’s a calorie tracker involved – and I’m pretty sure at this point, getting out of this potato chip-free HELL will never freaking end. Ugh.
So while I just sit here and downright starve to death, let’s look at pretty things. Drama level at an all-time high? Prolly. But it’s either that or the Land of a Thousand Starbucks which apparently has been officially cancelled and deleted. Booooo.
Okay. Nail polish. Got more goodies from Finch with Scofflaw Varnish to share with you today. Take a look at these lovelies:
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Welp. If we can’t bury our face in a crap ton of Funyuns, we can fill our hearts with flakies instead. Flakies make everything skinnier anyway. Or else I dreamed that. I dunno.
This is the Halloween limited edition mini collection, and I. STINKIN. LOOOOOVE. You know, I’m all for your typical oranges and purples and blacks, but this is a nice little change for Halloween polish. Plus, I look like a hand model, sooooo … I’m not saying these are all magical perfection, but they’re probably all magical perfection.
Here’s your quick rundown of colors. Brace yourself for 27 levels of a swoon-y situation. Go!
I BIND YOU NANCY
DESCRIPTION: A grey shimmer crelly with cherry red metallic micro shards, violet sparks and warm pink-carmine sparkle flecks and highlights
OPACITY: Two luscious coats
WHERE DID THAT SPIDER GO?
DESCRIPTION: A grey shimmer crelly with copper/green multichrome flakies, scattered holo and packed with a golden/copper/green shifting shimmer and flash
OPACITY: Two coats here too; again, MAGICAL
668: NEIGHBOR OF THE BEAST
DESCRIPTION: A grey shimmer crelly packed with blue and silver sparkles, blue/purple iridescence and multiple shades of blue flakies and shimmer highlights
OPACITY: Once again, two coats; I sense an epidemic
THE ROUND UP
Who’s surprised those were all grey crellies? ME TOO! Seriously, sometimes nail polish is some straight up voodoo. Which also most likely explains the 2,397 bottles all over my kitchen table.
In other words, good news! You’re buying these. Here’s your shopping deets:
Full 3-piece set $30
Single bottles $10 each
And THEN! If you purchase the entire trio, you get a treat! Free shipping within the US, which basically equals a legit justification-type scenario to like the trillionth degree.
Where to buy: http://www.scofflawvarnish.com/
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Okay, get on it, boo boos! This mini collection is available and ready for the shopping cart (in case you didn’t know).
Later, loves!
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Snacks On Rotation 