Scofflaw Varnish: Polish Pickup January 2018



We’re over halfway done with this Polish Pickup blogging thing and the sale doesn’t even start for 7 whooooole days.  Who’s overachieve-y?  I’m overachieve-y!  But I’ll be honest:  it’s slipping fast.  My mother-in-law got me a heated throw blanket for Christmas and I’ve legit been under that thing for about 96 hours straight.  And pulling my arms out just so I can type a blog is proving to be nigh on impossible.  Behind the scenes tidbit, guys:  I’ve spent the past three days writing this paragraph.  NOT A TYPO.  If we somehow miraculously make it to the end of this one, it’d be a dadgum miracle.

So before something else bad happens, like an accidental 8pm nap before bed or some sort of Full House marathon-slash-down the rabbit hole type situation, let’s speed blog like we’ve never speed blogged before.  Time to get your FOCUS face on; there’s some serious business up ahead.  Most specifically, Scofflaw Varnish.  Look:

Ooooh, who wants this one?!  Damn near everyone, prettty sure.

The Polish Pickup theme for this month is Crystals & Gemstones and Finch went a little unconventional with her inspiration this time around.  If y’all are a fan of the tv show, Breaking Bad, you know, where the science teacher becomes your average, everyday meth maker-slash-billionaire, then you’re gonna wanna be first in line for this beauty.  It really is a clever interpretation of the theme.  Toots for Finch!  Now buy this polish.

The inspiration photo:

Well, I’m not gonna lie: Aaron Paul’s no Leonardo … but he’s pretty dang close.  And in that case, I’ll take 18,000 bottles.  COMPLETELY RATIONAL BEHAVIOR, in case you didn’t know.


DESCRIPTION: A bright aqua jelly with holo flecks, baby blue micro shreds and aqua sparkles and shimmer

OPACITY: Two coats plus top coat

All you blue lovers, GET ON THIS.  It’s blue on top of blue on top of more blue and it’s absolutely gorgeous.  Formula was good too.  No gloop!  Which is all we ever want from a polish, really.  Gloop is a punishment for bad people, the people who, like, eat bananas with their mouth open.  So now if you want this polish like a trillion percent more than ever before, wellll … that sounds about right.  Plus, Finch made it.  So DUH.

More photos for extra drool factor, plus convincing in case you’re on the fence:

Cuz the fence is no place for a lady.  Toss it in the shopping cart, stat.

And now, some var var important ordering information:

Price: $12, or just about free if you consider how much we’d actually pay for a bottle full of magic

WHAT: 70-plus indie polish brands and products all coming together for a one-stop shop event; you buy one or all, it’s up to you! Flat $3 shipping no matter what. Combined shipping is offered as well so go ahead and make 42 separate orders; it’s all good (crazy, but good).

WHEN: Friday, January 5 at 11am EST thru Monday, January 8 at 1159pm EST


If you’d rather read the more eloquent version, click here for the FAQs from the PPU website. For extra bonus points, click here to join the Facebook fan group to take part in future Polish Pickup theme nominations, voting and sneak peeks. And then prepare to spend some money cuz it’s a bye bye checkbook-type situation for you.

Later, loves!


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