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The sun has officially gone away, so how anything is getting done today we’ll NEVER freaking know. Ugh.

Anyone else not interested in normal human function when it’s dark and dreary outside?  Like, the walking-on-two-feet thing or the putting of food into your own mouth with your own hands kinda deal?  Seriously, I’m about *thisclose* to just wheeling myself around in my office chair cuz being upright is a commitment I’m just not ready to make today.

And if a bag of Funyuns gets eaten somehow by accident, welllll … the judge-y eyes need to LOOK AWAY.  I’ll be back to my boring, dieting (but hopefully basking in sunlight) self tomorrow.

In the meantime, I shall distract myself with nail polish. More Polish Pickup fun, guys!  Here’s the My Stunning Nails contribution for December:

Merry Christmas to everyone! It just got ridiculous.

As already mentioned (a billion times, in previous posts, that you’re DEFINITELY reading as no one’s in the mood for a karate chop) the theme for December is Holidays Around the World. Lisa chose Christmas, most specifically a rose gold one. This inspiration collage gives me a dire case of the Grabby Fingers:

So naturally, we have a GIMME-type situation on our hands. Literally. The polish is diviiiiine. Look:

MERRY ROSE

DESCRIPTION:  A rose gold with silver and gold flakies

OPACITY:  Three thin coats plus glossy top coat

So elegant, so dainty, so perfect for holding tiny teacups like a fancy lady!  Formula was pretty smooth too.  And for that fact alone, we lub it lots!

But then those flakies!

Seriously, I can’t be that close to flakies. I mean, if you want to remain a lady, it’s best to keep the flakies at bay. Except don’t cuz suddenly things turn extra stabby, i.e., NOT IDEAL. 

All the deets:

Price: $10.95

This one has a cap of 50 bottles so if you’ve got her on your list, well then it’s FIRST IN LINE for you.

And now, the cut-and-paste you’ve been waiting for. Seriously, I should effort more.

Bahaha. Just kidding. I like pajamas.

WHAT: 50-plus indie polish brands all coming together for a one-stop shop event; you buy one or all, it’s up to you! Flat $3 shipping no matter what. Combined shipping is offered as well so go ahead and make 42 separate orders; it’s all good (crazy, but good).

WHEN: Friday, December 1 at 11am EST thru all day Monday, December 4

WHERE: http://www.PolishPickup.com

If you’d rather read the more eloquent version, click here for the FAQs from the PPU website.

To join in the fun of future Polish Pickup theme nominations, voting and sneak peeks, click here for the Facebook fan group. DO IT. I’m serious.

Later, loves!

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