Another speed blog coming your way today. Who’s excited for me to shut my yap and just get to the point sometimes? (All of you, prolly. Booooo.) I reorganized my blog calendar a bit ago and discovered a big wad of drafts piling up on me all at the same time, so I figure if I don’t just get the hell on with it, we might be done with this thing in roughly 37 years. I mean, I’m not doing anything important, but I figure the rest of you might. Ugh. You and your fancy life.
Also, hubby and I went on a diet so I’ve been wasting most of my time crying over the surprising lack of Cheetos. And for some reason that doesn’t get a blog written. LAME.
Okay, first time on the blog y’all! Miss Hayley with Emily de Molly sent me her release for October to share with you, and I’m not gonna lie: I fangirled for far longer than a normal person might. I mean, she’s no Leonardo or anything, but judging by all the squeee-ing shenanigans happening over here, she must be pretty dang close. Anyway, take a look at these beauties:
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Uhhhhhhhhnnnnn. No words, just moan-y throat noises from here on out. How the rest of this blog is getting written we’ll NEVER freaking know.
There’s 8 polishes in this release in a variety of finishes and goodies. There’s shimmer and flakies and noodle legs GALORE, all headed for the shopping cart in about 2.5 seconds. Wanna see what you’re buying? Then by all means, SCROLL.
STYLISH COVER UP
DESCRIPTION: A dark purple to red thermal with gold shimmer
OPACITY: Two coats
Now, look at this effort. Full mani views of just the cool state (purple) and warm state (red) cuz who is the best dadgum blogger in allll the land? I’m not even gonna tell you cuz you already know.
(Okay, it’s me. I got scared you weren’t sure.)
CHASE THE CHARMED
DESCRIPTION: A rose gold holographic with iridescent flakies
OPACITY: Two coats
Legit jackpot flakie EXTRAVAGANZA! Look at all that! How this polish doesn’t cost like a billion dollars defies all the comprehensions.
END OF SEASONS
DESCRIPTION: A burgundy red to orange multichrome with gold holo glitter
OPACITY: Two coats
OMG, this one! These vampy reds are some of my favorites. Mostly because they make my sad white sausages look less sad and sausage-y. But then you go adding a crap ton of glitter on top, and so my brain has officially stopped holding my mouth closed. I’m a walking pile of sex, in case you weren’t sure.
THE COUNTING ORDER
DESCRIPTION: A light blue base with heavy green to pink shifting shimmer, iridescent and silver glitters and blue flakies
OPACITY: Two coats
GUYS. We got a green one! Plus 27 levels of drooling scenarios. Seriously, at this point I may never be normal again.
THE PLAIN WALL
DESCRIPTION: A pink toned light taupe with heavy turquoise shimmer and silver flakes
OPACITY: Two coats
This one was a surprise favorite, as nude tones don’t normally play nice with my skin tone. But I think it looks absolutely lovely and practically begs to hold a tiny cappucino; it’s dainty and so sweet. Or if you’re having little sandwiches later, you’re already halfway prepared. Tea with the Queen? BRING IT.
EVER SORT AFTER
DESCRIPTION: A dark purple with green/purple/red multichrome shimmer and silver flakies
OPACITY: Two coats
All you purple lovers, pay attention! This one’s got your name on it. (For real, I checked.) Four fingers of grape Jolly Rancher goodness, and the sheer effort of keeping my hand out of my mouth is currently at an all time high. For real, if you came here for the ladylike composure, you’ve picked a really horrible day.
PRETTY PERSONA
DESCRIPTION: A light pink with strong green to pink shimmer, iridescent flakies and fuchsia and silver micro glitters
And it’s DELICIOUS. I’m not usually one for paler pink shades, but the flakies, guys. The dadgum flakies! Everything else is moot. Two smooth coats and a thousand buckets to drool in. At minimum.
LAND OF CRITIQUE
DESCRIPTION: A purple holographic with pink shimmer, red to green shifting glitters and silver micro glitters
OPACITY: Two coats
No sense in petering out here at the end. Cuz this blog wouldn’t be proper without some purple holo in it. Who just died a little bit then? ME TOO! And all that shimmery business? DIED AGAIN. Seriously, we gotta get out of here before we lose all semblance of a sexy lady.
THE ROUND UP
GUYS. Trust me when I tell you how hardcore you love these. You do, I know it. Cuz we don’t just walk away from a basketful of kittens NOR do we walk away from new Emily de Mollies. EVER. Write it down in case there’s a quiz. Here’s your shopping deets:
Pretty Persona, The Plain Wall, and The Counting Order retail for $9.00 each
End of Seasons, Ever Sort After, and Stylish Cover Up are $10 each
Chase the Charmed and Land of Critique go for $11.00 each
But happiness is FREE, just so you know.
Where to buy: http://www.emilydemolly.com (US and international) or http://www.emilydemolly.com.au (Australia)
The linky loos! Connect with Emily de Molly:
Okay, shop is open and so is your wallet. Go get your pretties! Then sit back, relax and revel in all your good decisioning.
Later, loves!
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Snacks On Rotation 
You have the best swatches.You deserve cookies.
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Awwww thank you! I’ll take cookies anytime. Or chips. Or mashed potatoes.
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