I’m panicking y’all. I just updated my blog calendar (again, for like the trillionth time), and basically guess who’s never sleeping again? GAH! Considering how meticulous I run this dadgum spreadsheet, I’m surprisingly unorganized. Do blogs write themselves, cuz if so, that’d be GREAT.
The only way to do this – and by this I mean tell you things before the things are no longer the things – I’m gonna have to speed blog. Not our normal speed blog, you know, where it’s not very speedy AT ALL, but a real speed blog. As in a blog with no words in it. Oooooh, who’s excited?! (All of you, prolly. I dunno. Even I can out-ridiculous myself from time to time.)
Okay, now FOCUS cuz words are coming out and I’m defeating my own purpose. Seriously, for someone who sucks at blogging, I somehow keep succeeding at it as if bonus points FOR REAL are coming.
Multichrome is happening, y’all! Don Deeva is in the spotlight for November, and Danette has created a lovely trio of shifters exclusively for the members of the Multichrome Madness on Facebook. Look at them:
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Now, SWOON! It’s your most logical next step.
Moving right into the rundown of colors because remember up top how I said I was going to speed blog and then spent the next 18 years telling you all about it? Soooo … clearly, I’m not very good at speed blogs.
DESCRIPTION: A green/gold/pink multichrome shifter with holographic flakies
OPACITY: Three coats
SO. STINKIN. PRETTY. I mean, multichrome = DEAD; green multichrome = MORE DEAD. Plus pink and gold, blah blah blah. Regardless, you can’t deny how much you’re buying this. It’s nigh on impossible.
DESCRIPTION: A purple/blue/orange/magneta multichrome shifter with red/green unicorn pee shimmer
OPACITY: Two coats, three if you’re crazy; obviously I did three
Ummm, where my purple lovers at? Cuz 18,000 bottles of this is headed for your shopping cart. Now is not the time for rational behavior, just so you know.
DESCRIPTION: A blackened teal to silvery-teal subtle thermal with holographic flakies, Spectraflair and copper fleck
OPACITY: Two coats
So yes, this is a multichrome thermal. Or is it a UNICORN, i.e., a thing you didn’t know ACTUALLY existed outside your dreams? Granted, it’s subtle. I mean, you may not even see it without me pointing it out for you. Kind of like how that pile of laundry that’s been sitting on my floor for about a year and a half is STILL FREAKING THERE.
Some efforts. Full mani of just the warm state:
Now just the cool:
See? Ever so slightly darker.
But back to the gradient. Tips are darker, and those copper flecks have their JAZZ HANDS! on:
THE ROUND UP
And good news: it’s all available now! Here’s how to snag em:
1. Join the Multichrome Madness group on Facebook. It’s required. Click here;
2. Head over to the Don Deeva store by clicking here;
3. Then toss polish in the cart with your eyes closed, cuz at this point, nothing even matters. WE WANT EVERYTHING.
This trio is only available until November 30, so if you can’t go now – well, clearly we need to have a chat about decisions and how to make them. Otherwise, be sure to set some alarms so you don’t miss out. Cuz who’s waking up December 1st so very sad and trio-less? Not a dadgum one of us, pretty sure.
Spiritual Vomit retails for $15 and the other two are $12. Since this is a pre-order, shipping turnaround will be after the 30th (as in, a lifetime from now) but it’s good to practice patience and self-control and other ladylike-type scenarios.
Bahahahahaha! Just kidding. We gonna stalk the mailman now like a proper loon.
Lastly, more linkies for clicking. Connect with Don Deeva:
So about that speed blog we were gonna do. Yeahhhh, let’s try again tomorrow.
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You! You write the best blog😂 speed blogger.
Thank you! It only took 9 hours! Lol 😂