Can someone eat a whole bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos right before bed and let me know how it turns out? Cuz I’m about 2.5 seconds away from a junk food extravaganza, but figure midnight is not the time for a science experiment. However, if YOU try it first and somehow manage to NOT gain 27 pounds of salt retention while you sleep, then for real you guys: there’s about to be a Grabby Fingers to the trillionth degree-type situation happening over here. Also known as BEST DAY OF MY DADGUM LIFE. Weeeeee!
Pretty sure I have a problem with potato chips. I mean, clearly I do. On Sunday, I bought a bag of dill pickle-flavored ones and it wasn’t even on accident. Cuz NO ONE buys chips that taste like pickles, except for those who lose control of all rational behavior once the shopping cart gets one wobbly wheel length down the snack aisle. Seriously, did I just walk into a room full of one thousand Leonardos all handing me a Starbucks? Might as well have. DREAM SCENARIO, is what I’m saying.
So while one hand’s been stuck in a bag of Doritos, then other one’s been swatching nail polish. GUYS! Multichromes are happening, and if there was ever a time to get real serious about spending some money, now would be it. Look what I got:
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You done died. You did. How the rest of this blog is getting written I don’t even know.
It’s time for the August customs for the Multichrome Madness group on Facebook, y’all! This month, Mildred with Anonymous Lacquer is in the spotlight, and she created such a lovely trio. There’s a blue and a purple, and so far so good, but then she tossed in a glorious green one, and basically I’ll never be normal again. Ugly Ecstasy Face in full effect, yo. And my brain has officially stopped holding my mouth closed. If anything sexy happens soon, we’d all be surprised.
And now, a quick rundown of the colors plus more shifty beauty than you can handle. Brace yourselves. There’s serious business up ahead. Lessss go!
GAIA
DESCRIPTION: A teal to blue to purple shifter
OPACITY: Two delicious coats
Then I turned on the mood lights, and OMG, have you ever?! NO. YOU. HAVE NOT.
HERA
DESCRIPTION: A green/gold/blue/blurple shifter
OPACITY: Two smooth coats
And here’s where all our jaws just fell right off our faces. Ladylike composure? NOT TODAY!
HARMONIA
DESCRIPTION: A green/gold/purple shifter
OPACITY: Two of the yummiest coats of your life
This is my favorite color combo, and I want it on all the surfaces. Mine AND yours. Completely normal behavior, in case you’re curious.
THE ROUND UP
WANT, WANT and NEED, that’s your new motto. And good news, guys: you’re buying alllll this! Cuz where there is multichrome there is you, having a var var good day right now. Hooray!
To order, you gotta be a member of the Multichrome Madness group on Facebook. Click here to join, then head over to the Anonymous Lacquer store by clicking here. This trio is only available until August 31, so if you can’t go now – although WHY NOT?! is the actual question – be sure to set some alarms so you don’t miss out. Cuz who wants to wake up September 1st so very sad and trio-less? CERTAINLY NOT YOU.
Single bottles retail for $12
Trio retails for $30
However, happiness is PRICELESS.
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Later, loves!
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Snacks On Rotation 