OMG, guys. It’s Polish Con week and I have 7297 blogs to write. It’s straight up serious business now with ZERO time to be clever. In fact, you’re about to witness the most boring me you’ve ever seen. Saw. You ever saw. Ugh. One can’t grammar at a time like this.
But yeah, super boring. Kinda the real me, actually. I mean, if there’s ever a story in here that involves effort, wearing pants of a non-pajama-type situation or drinking more than one wine cooler in a three hour period, there’s a chance you’re reading someone else’s blog. Or I’ve been kidnapped, cuz that scenario is far more likely.
You know it’s bad when you’re picking up things with your feet cuz bending over is a decision you’re not quite ready to commit to yet. You don’t get to Lazy, Level EXPERT by going the extra mile, let’s just say. And honestly, I’ve pretty much earned a bonus round at this point anyway, which is a nice little prize considering I won a case of toilet paper in a work raffle once and that’s legit no joke not as exciting as you’d expect.
Gah! I’m about to get chatty and start wasting time, so let’s just get to the polish. I have a ton of beauties from Pretty & Polished to show you today. All of it will be releasing at Polish Con in New York this Saturday, so if you’re headed that way, be sure to add these beauties to your shopping list. DO IT. I’m serious.
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First up is the Polish Con limited edition collection, a 4-piece set called Babes of Broadway. Take a look:
This collection is inspired by four of Chelsea’s favorite female Broadway stars and characters. They’re sparkly and fun and headed for your shopping cart! Y’all got your drool buckets handy? Well, then lesssss go!
Here is Dolly:
This one has a spectacular chrome red base and loaded with scattered holographic glitter. Pulls a bit pink, but oh my goodness, IT. IS. DELICIOUS. It is a perfect representation of Bette Midler (Chelsea’s personal all time favorite); it is loud and eclectic just like her. Two of the most fabulous coats of your life, if you’re curious.
Feeling super pass-out-y cuz THIS:
How we’ll make it to the end of this blog, I’ll never know. It’s hard to keep writing when you’re dying every 18 seconds.
Next up is Fanny:
This one is a gorgeous medium purple with scattered holographic glitters and loaded with neon purple and gold flakes. It is inspired by the character Fanny Brice played by the amazing and talented Barbra Streisand. Such a fabulous mix! All you purple lovers, your name is written alllllll over this one!
An insane display of pretty:
Still upright? Nope, me neither.
My favorite of the bunch! It’s a coppery gold base (dead) with red glitters and flakes (more dead), and the grabby fingers is a dire situation right about now. Gimme.
This one is inspired by the character Jo from the play Little Women. Jo is a simple girl with an adventurous spirit, so Chelsea made this polish simple and glamorous just like her. NAILED IT, is what you’re thinking.
Lastly, this is Elphaba:
This one is a black to green thermal polish, shown here first in its green (warm) state. See all that color shifting flakie business? Yep, all over my body in 2.5 seconds. Except SOCIETY says no.
Based off of the Wicked character Elphaba, I can’t think of any better representation than this thermal right here.
Here’s a transition shot between warm and cool:
And after 18 hours in a cup of ice water, you get this color:
That’s an exaggeration, but only slight. Photographing thermals is not my best talent. Ice water, towel, light box, repeat. And 9756 pictures and an entire tube of hives cream later, here’s just four that’ll suffice but barely. Blah.
An assortment of macros:
Seriously, is there a Starbucks coming, cuz after all this effort, a reward (plus kudos and accolades) is the next most logical step.
Next up is the Summer 2017 Collection, a set of six polishes that features an array of finishes and colors. Who’s ready to get suuuuuuper unattactive and drool-y? (You, to be clear.) Here we go:
First up is Bloomerang:
This one is a medium purple crelly packed with varying sizes and shapes of blue, purple and pink glitter. It is the most adorable thing! Fun glitter mixes like this get me every time. I’m trying to keep it under control over here, but my brain’s about to go somewhere, I just know it.
Lolling tongues, up ahead:
Two coats regular, one coat dabbed. Two layers of top coat cuz all that glitter is legit.
Next up is It’s Not All Black & White:
This one is a creamy white crelly packed with golden flakies and black hex glitters. I absolutely love this shade! Normally I’m not one for neutrals, but there’s just something about this one that has me reattaching my jaw to my face about 18000 times at the minimum. A perfect two coat formula too. I die!
Some serious feels:
Now here’s Caught in Your Sea:
Bling bling! Who’s in love?!
This one has a medium blue holographic base packed with scattered holographic glitters. Another two coat dreamboat; perfect for those who don’t have 27 hours to spend on nails. Although WHY DON’T YOU?! is the actual question.
This is Rainbow Road:
Another surprise favorite! Cuz it’s not just silver at first glance. Noooooo, there’s color shifting rainbow flakies and voodoo and magic in there, and if you’re somehow walking away from this polish right now, I am var var concerned about your brain. In the cart she goes! Cuz her’s a pretty lady, that’s why.
Next up is Star Gazer:
This one has a deep blackened purple multichrome holographic base crammed full of color shifting micro flakies. So naturally my camera did NOT do this one justice whatsoever. Like, it straight up shrugged its shoulders and walked away. LAME.
However, this macro is much better. This is what the polish looks like in real life, especially when the light catches it. It’s gorgeous, it’s stunning, it’s a driving hazard to the trillionth degree. I left this one on my swatch hand for two days while on my anniversary trip cuz it physically pained me to remove it. I mean, I tried and everything but hurting yourself is hard. Cuz if there’s one person who’s gonna get a nervous, sweaty belly button during an attempt to pierce it, of course it’d be me. I don’t sweat like a lady, let’s just say.
Lastly, here’s Floralescent:
This one is a light pink (warm) to bright pink (cool) thermal that is probably the prettiest I’ve ever seen. It’s so girly and sweet; the colors in transition remind me of rose petals. YOU GUYS. If you love thermals, here’s your new favorite. And there’s gold and pink flakes for extra drool factor. Perfection is what it is.
Top photo shows the polish in its warm state. Below is the transition between warm and cool:
Now here it is completely cool:
You can really see those flakies when the base is darker. So so lovely. There may be some random hand modeling scenarios later with this one. Cuz running your fingers languidly over toasters and clock radios just happens sometimes whether you like it or not.
More macros to seal the deal:
Yep, you’re about to spend some money, I already know.
As previously mentioned, the Babes of Brooklyn collection launches at Polish Con in New York on April 29. Each polish will sell for $9 or the entire collection for $35. If there are any leftovers, they will be sold through the Facebook fan group, so be sure to join up! Click here cuz you make good decisions.
The Summer 2017 collection will debut early for Polish Con but it’s official online release will be on May 5. Price for each bottle is $8.50 except for Floralescent and Star Gazer which will be $9. Only one batch of this collection will be made, so be sure to come early. Set 17 alarms cuz why be normal at a time like this? Click here for shopping!
Also, I have a discount code as your prize for reading this all the way to the bottom. Use dianna15 to get 15% off your order!
Okay, gang. One post down, an eternity’s worth left to go! What’re you doing for the rest of your life? Reading this blog; buying groceries from time to time, perhaps? Cuz we’s best friends, that’s why.
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