I’m not much of a sports fan, but I can go to a live event like a dutiful wife every once in a while. Especially if it comes with a luxurious hotel stay, shopping, and a Michelin Star-rated dinner reservation. So when my husband asked me if I wanted to go to a baseball game in St. Louis, I agreed without much hesitance. I figured worse case scenario would be me wandering around a souvenir shop inside the stadium while my husband has the time of his life all by himself.
Then my husband bought us jerseys. Nothing wrong with a little team spirit, and it’s kind of fun dressing up and rooting for the home team, cheering along with the crowd and whatnot. Until he told me he bought us jerseys for the opposing team because he is a Cubs fan not a Cardinals fan. You mean to tell me I’ll be sitting in a stadium surrounded by 40,000 Cardinals fans wearing a Cubs jersey? That’s a fashion faux pas I do believe – and a turf war waiting to happen. I’m scared!
Here’s my Birchbox:
I’m not a big fan of eye patches. They are a less serial killer-y version of a sheet mask, but I still would rather use an eye cream. However, I went ahead and used these Skyn Iceland Hydro Cool Firming Eye Gels for the sake of this review, and I have to say if I felt like crossing over to the other side, these would be on my shopping list (along with a huge index of beer I’ve never wanted to try). They feel very soothing, stick really well, and they’re pretty princess-y if you wanna go sit down and have your husband make you a sandwich or something. If I had puffy under eyes, I may have noticed some results, but since I don’t I can’t say much else. The website says they are a Celebrity Favorite, and really that’s all anyone ever needs to know anyway.
Another navy blue eyeliner. You know, if there is a world shortage, I got everyone covered probably. This time I got a Marcelle waterproof one in the shade Indigo. Stayed pretty well on the top eyelid, but I couldn’t get it to go on my inner rim for the life of me. Like I would swipe it on and absolutely nothing came off. Either I just have very wet inner rims or this eyeliner is stupid. I most likely won’t be keeping it. I have no use for it. I’ll pass it along to my daughter who somehow manages to look good in every makeup reject I pass down to her. Because life is FAIR, that’s why.
Let’s continue with the Most Boring Samples Ever theme and talk about the TempleSpa Good Hair Day shampoo and In Good Condition conditioner. Yes, it’s something usable, but honestly it puts me right to sleep. I’m tired of getting shampoo and conditioner in my boxes, although on the flipside, I haven’t had to buy a full-size of either one in quite a long time. I did try them both, and I wasn’t really a fan. The shampoo smelled very much like men’s cologne which I did not like. The conditioner fared better with a peppermint and rosemary scent. I used both the other day, and I couldn’t get the shampoo to lather up the way I like. Conditioner was fine, but still the whole event left me less than impressed. After drying my hair, I looked like the dirty end of a broom. What happened to the moisture? It done took a vacay.
Usually I finish up shampoo and conditioner samples, but I’m tossing this one because it did not make my hair feel very good. And that’s the end of that story. Moving on.
I’ve owned the Dr. Jart+ Premium BB cream previously and it’s a really great one. The coverage on it is practically foundation. It covers up my splotches very well which is all I ever really want out of a foundation. Just make me look perfect, is that too much to ask? My mom loves this BB cream as well. In fact, she may love it a tad more than me, and because she doesn’t have a cache of 27 partially used and almost expired foundations, I’m passing this sample along to her. Who needs a doctor or lawyer as a daughter when you can have one that gives you gently used makeup samples for FREE.
Last thing in the box was a bonus item, a Pura Vida headband, although if they left it out of the box it would’ve made absolutely no difference. I’m 40. What the hell am I going to do with this headband? I’m sure there’s some 40-year-olds out there who can tell me exactly what to do with this headband (and maybe not in a nice way), but honestly I have no use for it. I put it on just to test it out and it stayed on pretty good. So if you’re in the market for a good headband, I guess this one would probably be alright. But I’ll most likely give it to my daughter. That should get me a hug with both arms at the very least.
Time’s up! Hope you enjoyed. In case you didn’t notice, I’m behind again. Ugh. It’s hard being obsessed with so many things. As soon as YouTube and Instagram go out of business, I’m pretty sure things will get back on track. Until then, I’ll just go on and be a hot mess. Bye loves!