I tried to act like those four packages sitting on the porch were not for me. But hubby is getting good. He used to not say anything, but now he deliberately looks at our front door as I drive past it to the garage. STOP IT WITH YOUR EYES. I write a beauty blog for a living. Just because no one pays me to do it doesn’t mean I don’t have business expenses. It’s basic mathematics. And you can’t argue with that kind of logic.
Here’s my Birchbox:
First off, this box was delayed over 10 days on it’s journey between Indiana and Missouri. How does this even happen? I could probably walk and get it myself in less than 10 days. That would be a sight to see, though. Last time I walked it was to the copy machine or mailbox. And then I had to go sit down and rest for the next 2 hours. I’m a little out of shape you might say.
I don’t know about you, but when I get a product that I know darn well sits in the free amenity tray of the local Hampton Inn, it somehow negates the experience of receiving said product in a beauty box I pay for. Enter the Neil George body wash. Nothing against it necessarily, but you get what I’m saying. However, in fairness, I haven’t actually seen this product in a hotel but I know with 100% certainty it comes from Gilchrist & Soames who truly does put products in hotels. So Neil George is guilty by association at the very least.
BUT. I will use it. It’s body wash. The scent of it is called Grapefruit Sage but I detected no hint of citrus anything. Definitely masculine and herby. Two of my most unfavorite smells. Success! The tube is relatively small so I’ll finish the whole thing, but I’m gonna go ahead and complain about it the whole time. K? K.
One product I did enjoy was the Supergoop! eye cream. It’s really nice. It has the consistency of marshmallow cream (delicious) and a little goes a very long way. The finish of it is less velvety than my most recent eye creams, but there is a very noticeable brightening effect to it. It would be the perfect daytime eye cream especially due to its SPF properties (of 37, which is such an odd random number). I used it in the evening just one time, but I’m going to put it away and save it for when I finish my current daytime product. Which will probably take light years, cuz I’ve been working at it for 5 months now and there’s no end in sight. My perseverance really backfires on me sometimes.
Next is the Temple Spa Peace Be Still face and body balm. Don’t get too excited – it’s just lotion. I’ll admit I was sucked in too. A body balm?! Nope, still a lotion. That is 100% less interesting.
This is yet another product in the box that I will still use despite the fact it’s boring as hell. One thing to note, however, is that it can be used on hands, body AND face. I don’t know if that makes it better or worse than using three separate products – I suppose it depends on your level of lazy. I mean, I’m terribly lazy but I also have an anal personality so I like having specific lotions for specific parts. This is why I have a 17-step skincare regimen. I’m not interested in your 3-in-1s, but thanks.
Aside from all that, this product is fine for what it is. Smells like herbs once again. I checked the website and it’s official scent is lemon, coriander and nutmeg. Does this make you want to rub it all over your body? If the answer is yes, you should buy this. Also, you’re WRONG.
I was perfectly fine with getting another tube of Anastasia Beverly Hills clear brow gel because I love it so much. If you want proof, click here and see for yourself. I don’t know what it is about this particular gel but nothing else I’ve ever tried has stood up to it. So stop wasting time if you’re on a mission: your mission is over. Time for pajamas.
Last product is the Vasanti BrightenUp! face exfoliator. I was not too keen on this product. An exfoliator? Like with the beads and stuff? Eh. But a couple people on my Instagram told me it was one of their favorite things. That’s two people in one day that told me – so naturally, I was intrigued. The premise of this stuff is to exfoliate but also to instantly brighten the complexion. Plus it helps with fine lines, wrinkles, scaring and large pores. Well I don’t know about that last part, but I had the most radiant complexion of my life after using this one time. That is not a typo. I loved it. The beads were ultra fine – finer than any scrub I’ve ever used – and they wiped away mostly clean. You can use it 3-5 times a week, which makes me happy cuz when I love something I tend to smother it to death. Just ask my daughter; she’ll tell you.
Hope you’ve had a great last day of April. Thank you for hanging out as always, reading to the ends of my posts and whatnot. If it wasn’t for you guys, I’d be sitting here talking to myself and that is A) weird and B) sad, so I appreciate your effort and loyalty. See you in May!