I’ve been having a little bedtime issue with my very old cat. Out of the blue, for whatever reason, she’s taken to walking around the top of my pillow (i.e., where most of my hair is), massaging it and purring for Jesus, for what seems like eons until she finally decides to lay down. Occasionally she even likes to stand still for a second just long enough for me to look up straight into her butthole. That is NEVER pleasant at 2 a.m. And then when she does sit, all I can think about is that her butthole is on my pillow. Where my head-slash-hair-slash-face goes. Erlack! Does your tummy hurt now, cuz mine sure does.
What that has to do with my Glossybox, I’ll never know. But here it is anyway:
Um, cutest box EVER?! Yes, ma’am. Glossybox knocked it out this month. It also came with a cute little makeup bag which I forgot to include in the picture. And then I was too lazy to redo it. In my defense it was Saturday, I was in pajamas and in the middle of a Netflix marathon. But also because I didn’t want to.
First item is the Obsessive Compulsive Cosmetics Lip Tar Stained Gloss in the shade New Wave. I own a couple of regular Lip Tars and they are majorly pigmented, very bold and kind of scary for a work day. But these stained glosses are great. This neon vibrant pink is surprisingly very (universally) wearable because, while pigmented, it’s still somewhat sheer. I like it! I can’t speak for the other colors in the line – which aren’t very many compared to the regular Lip Tars – but I approve of this one. Put it in your basket!
Very rarely do I rave on a hair product, primarily because my hair regime is slim-to-none. But I’m very much in a passionate love affair with this Marrakesh Endz Split End Mender. I’ve used it a few times to wet hair (ends only) and I could really tell the difference. Hair looked less like the dirty end of a broom and more like the hair of a maiden on a galloping horse. Granted, I would have to use my flatiron to smooth it out completely, but I could still go out in public first. That may not be saying much since I go to Starbucks in my pajamas, but then again if I’m putting pants on during the weekend, there’s a strong possibility that’s an imposter and I’ve been kidnapped.
I have already tried a sample of the Estee Lauder Enlighten Dark Spot Correcting serum not too long ago, and if you’d like to read my review of it, kindly click here. If you’d like the Cliff Notes version, then I’ll tell you that this is a nice serum. Absorbs very fast, smells good. Probably would correct some dark spots if I could use it longer than the week the sample yields. If you’re interested in science, you’ll be happy to know that 77% of women noticed a significant reduction of dark spots and discoloration. That just means only 23% of women already had nice complexions and therefore they can sit right back down. Nobody likes a winner.
If you’ve been reading this blog for a while, you already know I’m not a fan of perfume. In fact, the one and only bottle of perfume I own is still sitting in my linen closet, 10 years old, and missing maybe an inch of product. And I even liked that one (Elizabeth Arden Green Tea). What I’m trying to tell you is, I love the packaging on this Aerin Waterlily Sun perfume. It’s very cheerful and springy. I almost want to use the perfume cuz I like the box it’s in. Is that shallow? Probably. I checked the notes for the perfume lovers and there’s bergamot, jasmine and waterlily in it. It smells nice. I’m probably going to keep it. Maybe use it on a very rare occasion. Or maybe it’ll just sit next to the Elizabeth Arden and keep her company. Who’s to say?
Last product is the Julep Gel Eye Glider in Bronze Shimmer. I didn’t need another eyeliner I’ll tell you that, but I was curious about the brand’s makeup line. So yes, it was creamy and glide (glid? glided?) well. Color was nice. It wasn’t anything more interesting than any other eyeliner I’ve used. It was pretty. It didn’t smudge on me. But that’s about it. I’ll keep it, but I don’t feel like rushing out to buy twelve more. Because I’m certainly not opposed to doing that. I have a bag full of Urban Decay 24/7 liners to prove it.
K, folks, we’re done. You can go back to doing whatever else you do besides read this blog (you know, the unimportant stuff). I’ll have one more post up before April 30, I swear. So get excited if you aren’t already. (You are.)