Noodles Nail Polish: Holiday 2017 Collection 

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GUYS.  I did it.  All the Black Friday posts, blogged and DONE.  I mean, I didn’t do it on time or anything, but that is beside the point.  Cuz it’s Small Business Saturday, which is basically Black Friday but with less elbow jabs to the face, soooo … if you feel like sending bonus points, AS ALWAYS, I’ll take a thousand.

Lots of swatching happening today, plus hubby wants to go buy a Christmas tree.  We had one last year, but it wouldn’t fit back in the box after we took it down and then some sort of blind rage-type scenario happened.  Have you ever punched a Christmas tree?  I mean, if you want to feel about 27 levels of not-very-classy, go punch a Christmas tree.  It’s the most ridiculous thing you’ll ever do.

So before we head out to go do stuff (and wear pants against my will), let’s talk polish!  Natalie with Noodles Nail Polish sent me a whooooole lotta pretty to share with you today.  And what do we do when new Noodles are happening? 

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We pass the hell on out now, that’s what.  Big puddle of goo?  THAT’S YOU.

This is the Holiday 2017 Collection and they’re all so stinkin’ lovely, it hurts to look.  Excuse me while I sit here and cry over nail polish, cuz nothing says NOT NORMAL than getting emotional over bottles full of holo and glitter.  Unless you’ve, perhaps, punched a Christmas tree or something.

I’m not crazy, you’re crazy.

Here’s your quick rundown of colors.  Drool!  Swoon! Enjoy!  REPEAT.  You’re about to have a most unattractive day in case you didn’t know.

WRAPPED UP

DESCRIPTION:  A soft pinkish-red jelly packed with gold, copper and pink flakies and fine gold glitter

OPACITY:  Three coats plus glossy top coat

JOLLY DAYS

DESCRIPTION:  A deep berry creme with silver and red flakies, fine silver holographic glitter and red shimmer

OPACITY:  Two coats plus glossy top coat

CHRISTMAS CHEER

DESCRIPTION:  A green holographic with silver flakies and green shimmer

OPACITY:  Two coats, but I did three cuz GREEEEEEN!

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW 

DESCRIPTION:  A clear based snowflake glitter topper with white, gold, metallic and gold holographic glitters

OPACITY:  One coat swiped over a black base; excellent glitter payoff and fun, fun, fun

RESTING GRINCH FACE

DESCRIPTION:  A white crelly with neon green glitters, red and green metallic glitters, mini red hearts and fine silver holographic glitter

OPACITY:  Two coats, although some may prefer three; excellent self-leveling, non-streaky white crelly formula (hooray!)

SEEING IS BELIEVING 

DESCRIPTION:  A full coverage silver flakie and silver holographic glitter polish with a green and red glitter mix

OPACITY:  Two coats was good, but I did three due to invisible naked spots only I could see; being me is the BEST FUN EVER

BAH HUM BUG

DESCRIPTION:  A holographic polish with purple shimmer and soft blue to violet shift

OPACITY:  Two coats plus glossy top coat

SILENT NIGHT

DESCRIPTION:  A purple jelly with fuchsia, silver, cherry and sapphire glitters and blue/purple chameleon chrome flakies

OPACITY:  Three thin coats plus glossy top coat

THE ROUND UP 


We gots a dire case of the Grabby Fingers, y’all!  You’re gonna need like 18,000 bottles at minimum.  Plus backups, for SAFETY.  No sense in being normal at a time like this.  The deets:

Each bottle retails for $9.50

However, Black Friday deals are still going on (Seeeee?  Told you I was on time, kinda sorta.) and there’s a coupon.  Use code IBCFRIDAY to get 20% off a $10+ purchase.  Sooooo, now things are practically free and that 18,000 bottle thing up there?  A bonafide justication scenario to like the trillionth degree.

Other Black Friday goodies:

* Free mystery polish with purchase of 5 or more bottle

* All orders receive a free mini culticle balm

* OMG, GET ON THIS!

Sale ends Monday, November 27 at 11:59pm EST, but why delay happiness?  Go now or else.  The collection will still be available after the sale as long as there’s stock, but who feels like taking chances today?  NOT A DADGUM ONE OF US, that’s who.

Where to buy:  http://www.noodlesnailpolish.com

Bonus clicking opportunities!  Connect with Noodles Nail Polish:

Instagram

Facebook

Fan Group

Later, loves!

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3 responses »

  1. If I had been casually sipping on a drink when I got to the part about punching a Christmas tree, I’d be cleaning said drink off my laptop monitor because I snort laughed so hard!

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  2. Pingback: Tonic Polish: Multichrome Madness Group Custom Trio | Snacks On Rotation

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