Guess what sale went live this morning all while I still have THREE blog posts left to do? Gah! If there was ever a time to freak the FRACK out, now would be it. See what lounging on couches does for you? Not write a blog post, that’s for damn sure.
And surprisingly doesn’t make you skinny either, which makes ZERO sense. Bah! SCIENCE.
Oh, so yeah, the Polish Pickup sale is open. Who’s ready to get elbow jabby? (All of us, to be clear.) Go go go! Cuz if I’m blogging on my lunch break instead of the napping I’d rather do, then you’re throwing polish in your shopping cart like money ain’t a thing.
Here’s what BLUSH Lacquers has up for grabs. Presenting, Hop on the Bandwagon:
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If you haven’t been able to determine from the last six posts that the theme for August is Old Hollywood, I mean, I get it. It’s Friday. Half my brain is home in pajamas right now. I probably won’t function properly til at least 4 minutes til 5.
Victoria took her inspiration from the Fred Astaire/Cyd Charisse movie, The Band Wagon. I haven’t heard of this movie (Cuz why again? THAT’S RIGHT. Leonardo is nowhere.) but I am assuming it involves some sort of dancing. Proof:
Or perhaps she just fell and they both went ultra dramatic about it in a Mary Katherine Gallagher SUPAHSTAH! kind of way.
OMG, what is happening? Shut up, brain.
My point is, Victoria used to be a professional ballroom dancer and she worked at a Fred Astaire franchised studio so if there’s an expert in this blog right now, it’d be her.
I, on the other hand, shall sit here and drool like a good girl. Cuz look:
DESCRIPTION: A light silvery blue holographic with a golden green shimmer and red and blue holo glitters
You’re about 2.5 seconds away from HAND MODEL! with this one. Cuz under the lamps, it’s time for some jazz hands. Check it:
My eyes, my eyes! If you’ve come here for the ladylike composure, you’ve picked a really terrible day.
But then I put pants on. An outside shot, just for you:
Best blogger EVER, is what you’re thinking.
More photos cuz CAN’T STOP, WON’T STOP. Let’s seal this deal!
I’m never surprised by anything Victoria makes. They are all consistently good. Formula is perfection, never gloopy, and the combos of colors and glitters and shimmer and goodies are unique and breathtakingly beautiful. Serious, if you’ve never used a BLUSH polish before, chances are you’re about to get addicted in a smother-y, stalker-y kinda way.
As mentioned before, the Polish Pickup store is officially open and will stay open until Monday at 11:59pm EST. DO 👏🏼 NOT 👏🏼 SLEEP 👏🏼 ON 👏🏼 THIS. Cuz who wants to wake up on Tuesday, sad and polish-less? Damn near no one, that’s who.
To shop: http://www.PolishPickup.com
Cost: All the makers set their own pricing; BLUSHes will run you $12. But happiness is priceless, and that’s all that matters. Shipping is a flat $3 fee no matter if you buy one or a billion.
Okay, deep breath. Only two left to do. Hang in there with me guys, then wine coolers later! To be continued …
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