I am literally sitting here blogging with one eye sleeping. I’m not even sure what’s happening. Might be blogging, might be dreaming. For real, guys, I don’t even know. Whatever the case may be, it’s after midnight so HEY! Let’s start a blog! cuz that makes a wholllllllle lotta sense right about now. Ugh. Where is Leonardo when you need him? (Seriously, though, WHERE IS HE?)
I told hubby I’d stop going to bed at 2am on a work night, so clearly that’s going well. I’m not good at goals, let’s just say. I’m always making an attempt, though, so I get half a horn toot at least. And a Starbucks, you know, if y’all not busy.
Let’s talk polish! I have the gorgeous Painted Polish At Sea: Volume III Collection to share with you today, a 6-piece set of glitters and holos and one coat cremes. And in case you haven’t drooled enough today, well, Lexi’s got you covered. Welcome to Speed Blog #3, plus caffeine, plus jazz hands. Here we go!
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I die, I die! You’re buying all these, I’ve already decided. I mean, you were just sitting around in sweatpants doing nothing, anyway.
Okay, no more chatty or else I’ll be writing this thing for nigh on eternity. Here’s the rundown of colors, then I’ll meet you at the bottom!
Stamped in Seafoam
DESCRIPTION: A seafoam blue/green creme; doubles as a stamping polish
OPACITY: A one coater!
Some nail art:
I don’t love it, but I don’t hate it. I mean, no one is giving me a trophy for this one, pretty sure. Even a participation ribbon might need committee approval first.
Used the Lina Born to Sail 02 plate in case you’re curious. (You’re not. NEXXXXXT!)
Yo-Ho-Holo
DESCRIPTION: A teal ultra holo with added silver holographic glitters for extra sparkle
OPACITY: Two coats
Break for holo! An EXTRAVAGANZA! is underway:
And now wallets are officially flying out of purses everywhere.
Something cute:
I mean, if I didn’t do a mermaid mani in here at some point, does the Blogger Licence get revoked, or … ?
Used the Lina Born to Sail 02 plate again in case recreations are in order. (Maybe this time?)
Kissin’ Kelp
DESCRIPTION: A deep teal scattered holo with gold shimmer and gold holographic glitters
OPACITY: Two coats
And now we have GREEEEEEEEN. Excuse me while my tongue lolls about outside my body.
More not-hideous nail art:
What’s with this sudden burst of mojo? I’m not even sure this is the right blog we’re in.
Used the Uber Chic Beauty Vacation Mode plate for this one, and I lub it lots.
Stamped in Salmon
DESCRIPTION: A bright salmon creme; doubles as a stamping polish
OPACITY: One to two coater; I did two for safety
Seriously, who am I:
Certainly, the mojo has one foot out the door by now? Cuz I stinkin’ adore this one.
Back to the Lina Born to Sail 02 again, cuz when I love something, I do it in the most smother-y, stalker-y way possible.
Jolly My Roger
DESCRIPTION: A nude/light bronze ultra holo with added silver holo for extra sparkle
OPACITY: Two coats
Legit no joke insane display of holo:
My eyes, my eyes! How you’re still upright at this point defies all the logic.
More good nail art:
Please tell me Leonardo is on his way. Cuz after four good nail arts, I’m pretty sure I win a prize.
Used the Uber Chic Beauty Vacation Mode on this one. Love the contrast between the black and the holo. You too? (YES.)
Nauti Nudist
DESCRIPTION: A sandy nude holographic microglitter
OPACITY: Two coats; pretty dang smooth for an ultra packed glitter; no gloop!
Final nail art:
The stamping was a bit more subtle than expected, but I think it turned out pretty cute anyway. It’s a coral image in case you can’t tell. It’s also my 5th good nail art in a row, so I’m feeling a bit overachieve-y at the moment. Toot toot!
Used the Lina Born to Sail 02 plate one more time, cuz I’m properly obsessed.
The round up:
This collection is sooooo good, guys! Especially those two holos. I’m not even gonna pretend anything ladylike is happening over here, cuz I assure you, THERE IS NOT. You need these in your life. Plus 27 backup bottles, you know, in case of accidental painting of all the surfaces. As happens from time to time.
The deets:
Full set retails for $58
If you have to do single bottles, the two cremes/stamping polishes and Nauti Nudist are $10; the rest are $12
Click here for shopping! And then sit back and revel in your good decisioning.
Now, for the linky loos! Connect with Painted Polish:
Thank you all so much for stopping by as always. I have about 10 days left of blogging chaos, then hopefully I can get back to annoying the shit out of everyone. YOU CAN’ T WA . ..JIT
Gotta go! The cat just laid next to me and is taking a bath so now I have to kiss him on the mouth real quick. I’m sure I had a point earlier, but my brain has officially gone away somewhere. First mojo, now this. Seriously, we still in the right blog?
Later, loves!
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