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Oct18

GlitterDaze: Vixen Collection 

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If there’s one time where science absolutely cannot fail, it bygod better be on the day I get this stupid root canal.  Cuz if there’s like a one billionth percent chance of accidentally waking up during oral sedation, I’m almost certain I’ll figure out a way to do it.  I mean, if I can sprain my foot by stretching too hard while lounging on the couch, I’m pretty sure it all goes downhill from there.  UGH.  Universe, why you no love me? 

However, if I am forced to find a silver lining, I was told after-procedure care includes caffeine and/or milkshakes.  Sooooo … while I may be attempting to be on a diet, when the dentist says GO HAVE A STARBUCKS, you freaking go have a Starbucks.  Fiiiiiine.  Panic attack abated.  For now.

Got lots of swatching to tend to this evening, so let’s get this blog party started!  More gorgeousness from GlitterDaze arrived, and OMG you guys, the noodle legs are everywhere.  You like shimmery things? Flake-y things?  General yummy delicious-y things?  Well, here you go then:

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YOU. ARE. WELCOME.  There’s no way you’re getting out of this blog without spending some money, I just know it.

This is the new Vixen Collection, a set of five spectacular jellies full of dreams and rainbows and 27 levels of magical perfection.  When I unwrapped these polishes, I swear I lost like 10 pounds by picking my jaw up off the floor like 18 times.  I mean, obviously I didn’t lose 10 pounds, but there was definitely a sweat bead mustache.  Not sure what that says about the state of my physical well-being, but it certainly means you’re buying this nail polish.  And who’s gonna argue with that kind of logic?  (Only the crazy ones.)

Okay, get ready.  Get the smelling salts handy, cuz it’s about to swoon-y in about 2.5 seconds.  Lessss go!

EVIL QUEEN 

DESCRIPTION:  A bronze-y brown jelly with vibrant gold/green/blue shifting shimmer 

MALEFICENT 

DESCRIPTION:  A teal green jelly with vibrant hot pink/purple/gold shifting shimmer 

CRUELLA

DESCRIPTION: An orchid jelly with vibrant purple/blue/gold shifting shimmer 

YZMA

DESCRIPTION:  A royal blue jelly with vibrant orange to green shifting shimmer 

URSULA 

DESCRIPTION:  A cool violet jelly with vibrant gold/green/blue shifting shimmer 

THE ROUND UP 

Still upright?  Just checking.

Each one of my swatches here show three coats.  Since they’re jellies, they go on pretty sheer for the first coat, but build up nicely after that.  Formula was nice and smooth and a pure nerdy pleasure to apply.  We almost had a Polish Mountain-type situation on our hands, except I’m not very good at goals.  Three coats and then pajamas, pretty much EVERY TIME.

This collection is currently up for preorder with a targeted ship date of October 26.  Each bottle is $12 and worth every penny.  All five in the cart, stat.  Or else we need to have a chat about your brain.

Where to buy: http://www.shopglitterdaze.com

More important clicking opportunities!  Connect with GlitterDaze:

Instagram

Facebook

Fan Group

Okay, go get your pretties!  After October 26, I’m not sure if they’ll still be available sooooo .. I’m not saying it’s a Polish Emergency, but it’s probably a Polish Emergency.

Later, loves!

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Sep25

GlitterDaze: Hella Holo Customs

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Time for yet another Polish Emergency cuz apparently I stink at blogging.  Weeee!  In my defense, I sat down for roughly one second after work today and suddenly a nap just happened straight out of nowhere.  There was head lolling, mouth gaping and 27 levels of sexy at minimum. Naturally, hubby took a photo for proof and/or future blackmailing-type scenarios, and then woke me up by opening a bag of Cheetos next to my face.  Well played, I must say.

AND SO NOW WE HERE.  One hand in a chip bag and blogging like a dadgum professional.  If an award is coming, no one is surprised.

Let’s talk polish!  I have another glorious trio of yummy deliciousness to share with you today.  Sana with GlitterDaze sent me her contribution to this month’s Hella Holo Customs, and I can’t even begin to tell you how much you’re buying these.  Seriously, take a look:

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THIS. Lordt. We’re already drool-y.  If you came here for the ladylike composure, well I can only imagine how WRONG you must be.  All semblance of classy = OUT THE STINKIN’ WINDOW about 97.8465% of the time.  If I wasn’t such a Trophy Wife, we’d all be worried.

Quick rundown of colors below.  Let’s spend some money today!

THE RED WITCH

DESCRIBED as a shimmery deep cherry red with orange/purple shifting shimmer, holographic glitter and flakies and orange/fuchsia/magenta iridescent flakies

Now FOCUS. Cuz FLAKIES are happening. Glorious, beautiful, mind altering flakies. There’s probably a formula thing and a coats thing and maybe even other things, but at this point it’s all moot. As soon as I get control of my brain, then we’ll see.

TWISTED TWILIGHT 

DESCRIBED as a cobalt blue jelly with pink/orange shifting shimmer and holographic microflakies

Excuse me. I’m gonna need some smelling salts and someone to come hold my mouth shut, stat.  Cuz then the tongue falls out and that causes divorce if I’m not mistaken.  Seriously, can we ever be sexy, even just for a little bit?  NOT TODAY!

ASYLUM 

DESCRIBED as a holographic forest green multichrome with pink to bronze shift 

OMG, we’ve got a green one!  Seriously, guys, how am I still upright? The sheer amount of perseverence on display right now is downright superhuman. Fainting couches for everyone! And cute boys holding leaf fans. I mean, as long as we’re making a list.

THE ROUND UP 

First things first, you’re buying all these. Don’t even think otherwise. I mean it.

Secondly, all three polishes are available now, so who’s about to have the best day ever?  (You, to be clear.)  Engage: Shopping Hand in 3 .. 2 .. 1 ..

How to buy:

You must be a member of the Hella Holo Customs group on Facebook in order to gain access to these polishes.  Click here to join, then once you’re approved, look for Aubrey’s sales post with all the deets you need. Cost is $38.31 for the trio or $12.77 for a single bottle, but happiness is free so what is your question?  Also, there’s a coupon listed in the sales post, so now your best day ever just got best-i-er.

This trio is only available until October 2 at 11:59pm Hawaii time, which essentially means most of us can still purchase in the wee hours of October 3. HOWEVER, you’re going now because procrastination is a thing for other people.

Now sit back, relax and revel in all your good decisioning. Hooray!

Finally, the linky loos! Connect with GlitterDaze:

Instagram

Facebook

Fan Group

Bonus clicking opportunity! Check out Hella Holo Customs on Instagram here.

And now we are done.  Go get your pretties, guys!  Then send Starbucks of Gratitude.  Cuz who’s the best damn enabler who’s ever enabled? I’m not even gonna tell you cuz you already know.

Later, loves!

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