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Jumping right into the polish tonight, as I’ve wasted enough time being lounge-y for the past few days.  Well, not lounge-y lounge-y cuz I definitely had clothes on more often than not.  And I went to an aquarium on Christmas Eve (i.e., nightmare scenario) and lost my grandchildren about 27,000 separate times.  But my point – there is a point, I swear it, guys – is that I wasn’t blogging that much.  I lounged but in the most un-lounge-y way possible.  And effectively created about 7,397 Polish Emergencies for myself.  So here we are, back at it.  Attempt #6 at telling you about things before the things are no longer the things.  Let us focus, shall we?  We shall!

Something glorious from Chirality Polish.  It’s pretty much the most beautiful thing you ever saw.  Seen.  You’ve ever seen.  Ugh. Seriously, this Polish Pickup thing is getting straight up ridiculous right about now.  As evident by my complete lack of anything resembling proper grammar of any kind.  DON’T MIND ME!  I’m just over here trying to make a blog without a semblance of a brain.  A facsimile of a brain, maybe. This is why:

OMG, another green one!  I’m not sure what I’ve done to deserve all this happiness, but excuse me while I revel the hell out of ALLLLL this.  I swear, if this thing comes with a side of Leonardo, wellll … I’m not even gonna pretend normal things are happening over here.  Someone’s got a dire case of the swoons, y’all!  Although Leonardo or no Leonardo, I’m pretttty sure I shall never be the same again.

DISCLAIMER:  This polish absolutely comes with ZERO Leonardo.  As of this writing, that is.  Although the official start to the Polish Pickup sale is still over a week away, soooo … I’m not saying there’s still time, but I’m also NOT not saying it.

The theme for this month is Crystals & Gemstones and Amanda was inspired by the Time Stone, one of six Infinity Stones in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.  Apparently the Time Stone allows for the manipulation of time, which means I could use about 18,000 of them.  Cuz I’d really like to head back to my 21st birthday and choose NOT sip a shot of Jagermeister pinky-up like a fancy lady.  Being boooed at by strangers in a bar sticks with you for a lifetime, in case you didn’t know.

The inspiration photo:

And then there’s this.  Time for noodle legs and drool buckets and 27 levels of other unsexy behavior!  We’re not making it out of this blog with anything ladylike intact, I’m about 97.6457% sure of it.

TIMES INFINITY 

DESCRIPTION:  A yellow-green jelly with yellow-gold shimmer, iridescent green and gold flakies, iridescent green micro flakies and holographic gold and green microglitters

OPACITY:  Three coats plus glossy top coat

You’re looking at four fingers of Green Apple Jolly Rancher goodness, and I swear I’d lick it if SOCIETY wasn’t so judgy. Cuz what is the point in life if you can’t lick a juicy green nail polish every once in a while? I ask you, WHAT IS THE POINT? Might taste slightly more poison-y, but we’ll never know for sure. Being normal is zero fun sometimes.

In all seriousness, this is no ordinary Chirality Polish and I think Amanda did an exquisite job.  I mean, did you see how GREEEEN this is?  Basically all your polish dreams come true.  Toss it in your cart, boo boos!

If you’re feeling this whole Infinity Stones thing, two other makers in the Polish Pickup sale are also doing inspired polishes. Crows Toes took on the Power Stone and LevelUp Lacquer did the Reality Stone.  I have ZERO swatches of either of those, but certainly just relaying information gets me half a horn toot at least?  Cuz I typed all that out and everything and delayed my lunchtime nap by about 2.5 seconds.  BEST BLOGGER EVER?  I say YES.

And now, some var var important ordering information:

Price: $10 and no cap; your best day ever just got best-i-er!

WHAT: 70-plus indie polish brands and products all coming together for a one-stop shop event; you buy one or all, it’s up to you! Flat $3 shipping no matter what. Combined shipping is offered as well so go ahead and make 42 separate orders; it’s all good (crazy, but good).

WHEN: Friday, January 5 at 11am EST thru Monday, January 8 at 1159pm EST

WHERE: http://www.polishpickup.com

If you’d rather read the more eloquent version, click here for the FAQs from the PPU website. For extra bonus points, click here to join the Facebook fan group to take part in future Polish Pickup theme nominations, voting and sneak peeks. And then prepare to spend some money cuz it’s a bye bye checkbook-type situation for you.

Later, loves!

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