I’ve been writing this blog for about five hours now and my brain has officially gone away somewhere. GUYS. This is what happens when they take the potato chips away. Time no longer exists; normal function = GONE. And surprisingly skinny STILL takes its damn sweet time. I’ve been expecting SUPER MODEL! since about Diet: Day Two but something has clearly gone terribly awry. I mean, I just ate a salad with just some lemon squeezed on it, i.e., the worst kind of ranch dressing that ever freaking existed, so if this weight thing can move the hell on out now, that’d be great.
While we wait (albeit crankily and impatiently), let’s look at pretty things. Karen with Lollipop Posse Lacaquer sent me yummies! Take a look at these drool-y little scenarios:
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YEP. At least 1000 buckets for this one!
This is the Magicians Trio, a set of three gloriously shifty, shimmering dreamboats that you’re gonna need like 18,000 times over. They’re sexy. They’re vampy. They’re magical perfection in a bottle. And they’re all headed for the shopping cart, just so you know.
Inspired by the tv show, The Magicians, Karen does what she does best: sets a mood, tells a story, brings fantasy TO FREAKING LIFE. For real, y’all, if you don’t own any Lollipop polishes, welllll … you’ve got a crap ton of catching up to do. Have your billion dollars handy! But at least start with these three.
Here’s your color rundown, otherwise known as a prelude to the Noodle Leg Epidemic that is happening next. Get ready for the swoons!
THE GARDEN PATH
DESCRIPTION: A teal crelly with a red to green shifting shimmer and scattered holographic sparkle
OPACITY: Two easy coats
The shimmer in here is similar to Unicorn Pee, and it looks absolutely breathtaking against the dark base. My jaw might’ve dropped a little. And then some drool came out. Seriously, I’m quite the catch in case you’re curious.
Look down. You’re on the garden path. Stay on, the Beast will kill you, kill everyone. Step off the path, or …
— Jane Chatwin, The Magicians, Season 01, Episode 01: Unauthorized Magic
BETTER THAN YOU KNOW
DESCRIPTION: An inky blue crelly with a red to green shifting shimmer and scattered holographic sparkle
OPACITY: Another two coater
More of that Unicorn Pee-dupe goodness and just like that, ladylike composure = out the dadgum window. I’m hardcore in love with this color! Glowy blue polishes always get me good. But then you toss in a bunch of shimmery, shifty yummy deliciousness, and for real you guys, I may never be the same again.
You’re not as good as I’d hoped. But you’re better than you know.
— Alice Quinn, The Magicians, Season 01, Episode 13: Have You Brought Me Little Cakes
DESCRIPTION: A blackened purple crelly with purple to red shifting shimmer and scattered holographic sparkles
OPACITY: Two coats once again; I sense an epidemic
Ummmmm, purple lovers, you seeing this?! How freaking gorgeous is she? (Very.) Seriously, if you aren’t properly convinced by how much you’re buying this trio, well CLEARLY you are wrong. But just in case you’re still on the fence, enjoy these last three pictures. Cuz the fence is no place for a lady, that’s why.
Fillory and Further is a series of five novels written by fictional author, Christopher Plover, found in the novel and television series, The Magicians, by real-life author, Lev Grossman. Series character Quinten Coldwater obsesses over the books and is shocked to discover just how real the world of Fillory is after he is admitted to the magical college of Brakebills.
— Karen Sloan, NAIL POLISH Magician, Lollipop Posse Lacquer
THE ROUND UP
This trio previously released last month (or so), but it’s up for it’s final restock before it disappears FOREVER. Erlack! Panic! Anxiety! Sweat bead mustaches for no dadgum good reason! The level of unattractive that is happening over here is at an all-time high. Cue the hives cream!
Your shopping deets:
Pre-order starts Wednesday, November 1 at 7pm EST and will run until November 8. Each polish retails for $12 each, but happiness is FREE and that’s all that matters.
Turn around time for shipping is about three weeks. Or an eternity. When it comes to nail polish, anything longer than instantly is basically a lifetime of waiting.
Where to buy: http://www.lollipopposselacquer.bigcartel.com/
In addition to this trio, Karen is also restocking I Remember When I Lost My Mind, One Hundred and Eleven Fish, Telephone Ice Cream, We’re Gonna Serve and Lock the Doors Tight. Don’t worry about the lack of swatch pictures on those; just toss ’em all in the cart with your eyes closed. Cuz no one does Crazy Nail Lady quite like you.
And now, the linky loos. Connect with LPL, stat:
Remember yesterday: I blog, you shop? Same deal today. Cuz who’s missing out on all this pretty? CERTAINLY NOT YOU.
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