Just spent the last two hours outside looking for my missing cat just so he can burst through the front door 3 seconds later, all sauntering in like NO BIG DEAL. I don’t know if the Universe is out scheming against me or what, trying to get me to put pants on and go “do stuff,” but that’s some kind of rude shenanigans if you ask me. Listen, I’m already NOT eating the Cheetos; I don’t need to go wandering around the neighborhood in the dark, wearing no bra and hollering at a cat WHO AIN’T EVEN THERE. Ugh. Accidental exercise is stupid.
But now the cat is laying in the floor by my feet taking a bath, and I’m using all my leftover effort to stop myself from smothering him with mouth kisses. He no likee the kisses. Or the hugs. Or the stalking, for that matter. Clearly, he is the sweetest kitty in the ENTIRE world. Who’s basically never going outside again.
So before exhaustion ensues, let’s talk polish! MeiMei with Moo Moo’s Signatures sent me some pretties to share with you today. Who’s in the mood to toss a whooooole lotta nail polish in the shopping cart? (Damn near all of us, pretty sure.)
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OMG. Already with the jaws and the floor and the pickup up of things. Seriously, TOO MANY EFFORTS TODAY. Can’t a girl just wear pajamas in peace?
This is the Beginning of a Fairytale duo, a collaboration with blogger @irina_zorg from Mad Moon’s Blog, and it’s STINKIN’ ADORABLE. I don’t even know if that is the purpose, but don’t be tossing in a bunch of heart glitters and expect normal things to happen next. I lub it lots! Oh, and it’s inspired by Snow White. I lub it MORE!
Let’s look at close ups before the swoons kick in. Cuz not much happens after that.
BRING ME HER HEART
DESCRIPTION: A white crelly with red and clear holo glitters, red heart glitters and blue and pink micro flakies
OPACITY: Three coats; some might be able to manage with two, but I stink at white crellies
THE EVIL QUEEN HAS A PLAN
DESCRIPTION: A cherry red jelly with holo shimmer, black glitters, red micro flakies and copper holo dust
OPACITY: Two coats; luscious as hell
What a perfect contrast to the white crelly. This one is positively vampy and sexy and full of yummy deliciousness. These are your date night nails. Or your napping nails, you know, if you’re me.
In addition to this duo, there’s a Halloween bonus! I’ve got one half of the Spooky Duo, a limited edition, a DADGUM POLISH EMERGENCY, so now’s a good time to focus in case you didn’t know.
DESCRIPTION: A murky green base with purple to magenta shimmer, purple/blue micro flakies and holo dust
OPACITY: Two coats, three if you’re crazy; obviously I did three
The shimmer in this is a bit subtle as the base is pretty dark, but it is there and the contrast is so pretty. Purple and green, my favoritest combo of life! The macro below (the nail side) is pretty accurate as far as shimmer to base ratio. So see? It’s not SHIMMER! with jazz hands, but more just shimmer with like some sweatpants on. Comfy casual shimmer is what I’m saying. Either way, though: GIMME.
In case you’re interested, the other half of this duo is a fun glitter topper with pumpkins, skulls, stars and moon shapes. It’s also a limited edition Polish Emergency, so if you’re in the mood for a bit of lounging about: basically NOT TODAY!
THE ROUND UP
Time to spend some money! Important deets below:
The Evil Queen Has a Plan retails for SGD18 which converts roughly to $13.55 in US dollars; the other two are SGD16 (about $11.70 USD). Also, that’s about the 18th effort for the evening so if Starbucks is coming, I’ll take a thousand.
Where to buy: http://moomoosignatures.bigcartel.com/ – ships from Singapore
If you’re in the U.S./Canada, you can purchase from Color4nails and prices there are $13.50 USD for each bottle. But both stores ship worldwide, so either way YOU WIN NAIL POLISH and pretty much that’s all that matters.
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AND THEN! A little extra something. On November 2 at 10pm Singapore time, Moo Moo’s Signatures will be moving to a new website – http://www.meimeisignatures.com – and to celebrate, there’s a new Moo Moo trio plus limited edition shades from three surprise brands. The first 50 people in the store get a 15% one-time discount using code Happyshopping. Also, you can get free shipping with an SGD180 minimum order (about $130 USD) using code sendmefree. Sooooo, we’re doing all that. Put it on the list!
Whew! The carpal tunnel is so dire. And the efforting is at an all-time high.
Thanks as always for reading The Blog of Infinite Ridiculousness. You are my PERSON, just so you know. More fun stuff tomorrow! GET EXCITED.
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