Well guess who sat down to write a bonus blog last night and then didn’t write one? Cuz about 2.5 seconds into it, accidental head lolling, mouth gaping and general unattractiveness ensued, soooooo… Clearly this whole blogging thing is going really really well. Ugh.
However, AN ATTEMPT WAS MADE. Bonus points are coming, I’m quite certain.
So before time gets away again, let’s get into some polish! I’ve got new Noodles! Natalie with Noodles Nail Polish sent me her gorgeous new Fall Collection to share with you today, and YOU. WILL. LOOOOVE. Take a look at these beauties:
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One look at these and you’re instantly reminded of fall. Scarves and Uggs and things with pumpkin. Leaves and bonfires and hot dogs on sticks. WANT, WANT and NEED! That’s your new motto. I, on the other hand, will just sit here and cry like a crazy person. GUYS, I’m not ready! I’m all good with the fall colors, the fall polishes, and the Starbucks in their limited edition cups. But brown grass is coming y’all and summer is approximately 18 years away. Booooo.
However, this collection makes everything at least 23% better. Coming from me, that’s a damn near miracle. Here’s the colors:
DESCRIPTION: A brown jelly with gold and copper shimmer and red/orange/copper flakies
OPACITY: Two lovely coats plus glossy top coat; looks like chocolate so we lub it lots!
CIDER BY THE FIRE
DESCRIPTION: A red jelly with orange/red flakies, gold holographic shreds and glitter, iridescent orange/green glitter, red shimmer, and red/gold/green and orange/pink/gold color shifting flakies
OPACITY: Two coats plus two coats of glossy top coat. This one had a thicker consistency, quite possibly cuz it’s loaded full of goodies ORRRR! because I’m not very good at nails. Either way, though, I managed just fine.
DESCRIPTION: A blue crelly with blue microflakies and gold and bronze shimmers
OPACITY: Two coats plus glossy top coat
DESCRIPTION: An olive-toned brown crelly with scattered holographic and bronze and green shimmers
OPACITY: Two smooth coats plus glossy top coat; also looks like chocolate. At this rate, skinny will never come.
DESCRIPTION: A teal jelly with blue/green/copper color shifting flakies, copper and gold glitters and copper shimmer
OPACITY: Two coats plus two coats of glossy top coat. This one had the same consistency as the red one above; thicker but manageable. Do we care, though? NO. Cuz GREEEEN.
HAYRIDES & BONFIRES
DESCRIPTION: A dense glitter polish packed with gold shimmers
OPACITY: This polish is made to be worn as full coverage, which I’ve achieved here in three brushed on coats. If you like to sponge your coats on, two would work just fine. And if you’re feeling a bit of topper action, one light coat over a base color is all you need. Lastly, and most importantly, I just said “topper action” and now I think my brain has officially gone away somewhere.
DESCRIPTION: A blue holographic with copper and blue microflakies
OPACITY: Two easy coats plus glossy top coat
DESCRIPTION: A cream crelly with orange, turquoise, navy, bronze and copper glitters as well as a touch of copper shimmer
OPACITY: Two of the yummiest coats of your life! This crelly formula is absolute perfection. Covers evenly and effortlessly; levels out like a DADGUM CHAMPION.
DESCRIPTION: A violet/red/copper color shifting crelly with red flakies and gold glitters
OPACITY: Two dreamy coats plus noodle legs, drool buckets and other ladylike-type scenarios
THE ROUND UP
Nail polish. DEAD. Fall nail polish. MORE DEAD. Seriously, can we ever be sexy, even just for a little bit? Clearly, the answer is NO.
This collection releases on Friday, September 8 at 6pm EST, so be sure to set like 17 alarms. Cuz now is not the time for rational behavior. Here’s very important deets:
Full collection will retail for $75
Single bottles are $9 except for Orchard Stroll and Autumn Chill – they retail for $9.50
Horn toots for good decisioning: FREE
Where to buy: http://www.noodlesnailpolish.com
Now, the linky loos! Connect with Noodles Nail Polish:
All done (for now, that is). I have much more to show you tomorrow, and maybe – JUST MAYBE! – I can get a couple posts done for you like a proper blogger. Cross your fingers! Then send Starbucks.
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