Current status: on the couch after dinner, pants unbuttoned, fat hanging out. Hubby treated me to a really nice meal after work, and all was going well. Then the gourmet french fries came out WITH MAYONNAISE DIPPING SAUCE! and basically if someone had rolled a wheelie cart over and offered me some walking assistance, I would have damn well taken it. Seriously, if it’s my ladylike composure that impresses you most, DO NOT EVER put potatoes-anything on the table. Just don’t do it. It causes divorce, if I’m not mistaken. Ugh.
And now I’m just sitting here being the most sexy wife that ever lived. At least I’m not drooling though. I mean, not yet anyway.
Cuz there’s polish coming. And it’s Glam Polish, which has a 97.84854% chance of drool buckets, at minimum. So let’s get unattractive together shall we, cuz that’s what best friends do. Here’s the new Made in Manehattan collection:
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Moany-y throat noises are about to come out. Gah! Words are proving to be var var hard right now.
The Made in Manehattan collection is a set of six cute shimmery shades inspired by the show, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. And now we’re all about to spend some money cuz MY LITTLE PONY?! It’s all my childhood dreams come true! Toss in a room full of office supplies, and DREAM SCENARIO sounds about right.
Clearly, I’ve been a little weirdo for a very long time.
I’m gonna keep it somewhat short and sweet, as the five pastels are all the same in terms of formula and application. I do have some nail art mixed in, though, so don’t scroll too fast. And then there’s a most stunning glitter topper at the end. OMG, who’s getting pee-your-pants excited? EVERY DADGUM ONE OF US, that’s who.
First up is Equestria Games – a light pastel lemon with subtle pink shimmer:
Close up of the goodies:
And then I added that glitter topper I was telling you about. I can’t even stand how gorgoeus this is. For real, I could look at it for days if there still wasn’t about 7,387 other blogs to write.
Kinda cute nail art:
Y’all know I have a love/hate relationship with my arting. This one gets half a horn toot. Used the new Uber Chic Beauty Unicorn Love plate if you’re curious.
Next is The Mane Attraction – a light pastel lavender with subtle pink shimmer:
Mood lighting. Perfect for tongue lolling in secrecy. But also makes for a pretty exquisite macro:
Still decent nail art:
A miracle might be happening! That’s two not very hideous nail arts in a row! Is there an award coming next? I think YES.
Used the What’s Up Nails B002 plate for this one.
Now here’s Ponyville Confidential – a light pastel peach with subtle peach shimmer:
Some simple stamping:
I felt like this color needed something tropical. I think it turned out okay. I mean, it’s better than that meth owl I accidentally made, and for that, we are all grateful. Used the new Uber Chic Beauty Vacation Mode plate here, which has some super cute images on it. I recommend!
Here is No Second Prances – a light pastel blue with subtle pink shimmer:
Scroll past this one:
Bye bye mojo! Meh. Used the Uber Chic Beauty Unicorn Love plate again, and kinda failed a little bit. Any kudos and accolades you wanna toss out for this one? No? Okay. NEXXXXXXT.
This is Hearts and Hooves – a light pastel pink with subtle pink shimmer:
A slight reprieve:
The design turned out slightly more subtle than expected, but I didn’t throw any stamping plates across the room, so look who’s acting mature all of a sudden.
(Me, to be clear. I KNOW, we’re all surprised.)
Used the What’s Up Nails B018 plate for this one.
So about that glitter topper. Here’s The Crystal Empire – full of shifty iridescence with strong pink shimmer in a clear base:
I did three coats on naked nails, and it covers pretty good, although it looks way more awesome over a white base. Of which I have none to show you because I am a PROFESSIONAL BLOGGER EXTRAORDINAIRE.
I don’t plan things very well, clearly. But if you’ll scroll back up, all the macros with the topper on top – freaking MAGICAL. In one effortless coat, and well, you had me at effortless.
And then I officially ruined this blog:
Seriously, stamping with your eyes closed is never a good thing. This is 27 levels of hideous at the minimum. I kinda feel like just deleting it real quick, but once the pajamas go on, not much else happens after that. In other words, a nap is coming soon.
Used the Uber Chic Beauty Garden Love plate in case recreations are in order. Bahahahahahahaha.
The round up:
As mentioned earlier, the formula on all the pastels are exactly the same. I did three coats on each one, although two coats was really close to opaque for me. Application was very smooth and easy, and the layers leveled out perfectly. No streaks, no gloop, no cuss words, no crying. I don’t know how Glam Polish does it every time, but finding a bad one is nigh on impossible.
The Made in Manehattan collection released earlier today, so head over to the Glam Polish store and toss a bunch of pretties in the cart. I mean, you were just hanging around in your sweatpants doing nothing anyway. Deets:
Single bottles are $12
Full collection is $72 but if you purchase by Tuesday, July 4 at 2pm EST, you’ll snag it for $64.80. So get on it, boo boos! Cuz you’re a Crazy Nail Lady, that’s why. Click here for shopping!
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