OMG. I just ate too much lunch and now I’m sitting here in public with the top button of my pants undone. Although, I’d much rather have a no-pants type situation on my hands at the moment, but don’t really feel like getting arrested today. Society’s no fun sometimes.
I didn’t mean to overeat. But in my defense, 1) I was starving, and 2) that’s what happens when you eat yogurt for breakfast instead of biscuits and gravy. You have a lunchtime retaliation of sorts. And now I’m sitting here, miserable and guilty and with fat hanging out. Ugh. I’m like Joey with the meat sweats. I need to go home and lay down and be gross in private.
So while I figure out a way to get comfortable, let’s look at something pretty. I received this stunning glitter explosion from Noodles Nail Polish to share with you. Hold onto your britches, ladies, and get a good look at Meteor’s Gift:
Otherwise known as How to be Fancy in One Quick Step. Did you just pass out a little? Cuz I sure did.
Okay, some things about this polish. It is an exclusive release from the Indie Polish Lovers United group on Facebook. The only way to get it is by being a member of the group. Which is fine, cuz you were just about to do that anyway. And the Noodles group too right? Cuz you’re good people.
There’s loads of stuff in here. All glitter, all the time. It was completely full coverage and opaque in two coats. No gloop. Perfection in every way. But do we except anything less from Noodles Nail Polish? NO. WE. DO. NOT.
Check out this macro:
I love all that. And guess what? You’re buying it. There’s no logical reason why not at this point. As if someone just handed you a basket full of kittens, cuz that’s basically the same thing.
The round up:
Okay, here’s your to-do list:
1. Join the Indie Polish Lovers United group on Facebook – click here
2. Check out the pinned post for instructions on how to purchase. There’s a code. Write it down.
3. On the day of release (tomorrow February 1 at 6pm EST), go to the Noodles Nail Polish store – click here
4. Use the code to buy the polish
5. Wait impatiently
6. Stalk the mailman
7. Thank your blogger (I like gift cards and Starbucks.)
And that’s it. You’re officially fancy, and it barely took any effort. Which is my favorite kind of effort if you’re asking, although I’m certain none of you are surprised. You read this blog right?