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KBShimmer: Unicorn Pee Collection 


POLISH EMERGENCY! POLISH EMERGENCY! In fact it’s sooo polish emergency, I’m currently not napping or couch lounging or being distracted by potato chips within grabby distance.  GUYS. I’m a proper blogger today!  Send bonus points!  And Leonardo, for safety. 

So in an effort to tell you about things before the things are no longer the things, here’s a very quick blog post that I swear better not be moot by the time I get to the end. Cuz polish is flying off shelves and I don’t carpal tunnel for no dadgum reason. Or skip naps.

One word:  UNICORN PEE. Okay, two words. OMG, now is not the time for math. Check out this insane collection from KBShimmer:


Christy got a hold of some unicorn pee, so now we get a hold of these beauties!  Unless they are sold out, which isn’t even all that impossible at the moment. Cuz for some reason, UP makes all of us go a whooooole lotta elbow jabby.  I mean, you don’t get to Crazy Nail Lady by being an actual lady. And you don’t get no Unicorn Pee by taking your damn sweet time. 

In other words, FOCUS. And have your wallets handy. Cuz here’s what you’re buying:


DESCRIPTION:  A deepened fuchsia-leaning purple jelly with color shifting shimmer

OPACITY:  Three coats unless you like a bit of see-thru at the edges


DESCRIPTION:  A deepened teal-leaning green jelly with color shifting shimmer

OPACITY:  Three coats gives you a deeper color like my swatches show here, but two coats will show a better pee payoff. 

Side note:  I just said Pee Payoff and didn’t even flinch or gross myself out or nothing. Clearly, we’re in the midst of some serious business


DESCRIPTION:  A deep midnight blue bordering on blurple jelly with color shifting shimmer

OPACITY:  Three coats here too; color appears mostly purple to me, but what do I know, really? I mean, when you’re constantly keeping yourself from licking your own fingers, having an opinion that makes sense isn’t tops on the list. 


DESCRIPTION:  A fiery copper red shimmery topper that shifts orange/green/gold depending on the angle; layered over black for this swatch

OPACITY:  I did two coats on top of black for maximum drool effect; you can also layer on top of the other polishes to amp up the pee. 

OMG, what?!  Shut up, brain. 


Time to spend some money!  All four polishes are available now from various sources, but stock is extremely limited. DO 👏🏼 NOT 👏🏼 SLEEP 👏🏼 ON 👏🏼 THIS!  Otherwise, I am var var concerned about your brain.

Where to buy:



Harlow & Co

Rainbow Connection 

Cost is $12 USD, $14.49 CAD or £11 if you’re fancy. 

How’s that for thorough?  Someone’s got her blogger pants on today!  As opposed to later when there’s no pants.  Clearly, I am the SEXIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD.  Or laziest. Either way.

Go get your pretties!  Later, loves!


Tonic Polish: Unicorn Pee Collection 


OMG, you guys.  I’m not even gonna waste time with this blog and just get right to the point:  Tonic Polish has a new collection coming out and suddenly BEST DAY EVER doesn’t even begin to describe this scenario.  A legit no joke hoarding situation is lurking, my friends!  Gimme all the Tonics.  Plus 27 backup bottles, at the minimum.

And now your best day is about to get best-i-er cuz this collection is full of UNICORN PEE.  As in, the most special and rare pigment in the entire world, discontinued for years and only found by sheer luck and/or superhuman effort to the trillionth degree.  Lindsey’s admin and lovely friend, Chris, has scoured the earth from end to end and found us a few bottles, so now we all owe her our firstborn childrens cuz I think that’s how this thing works, right? I might be thinking of something else. Either way, though, Chris and Lindsey, THANK YOU!

It’s about to get suuuuuper elbow jabby in here in about 2.5 seconds.  Brace yourselves.


Cuz nobody does Crazy Nail Lady quite like you.

Well, in our defense, you can’t just release new Tonics out in the world and then expect anything normal to happen next.  Ladylike composure = out the freaking window with this one.

So before I get too chatty in here and accidentally take 18 years to write this blog, let’s go ahead and get started.  I’ll try to keep things brief, cuz I figure the more I keep talking, the higher the likelihood of something stupid coming out.  Collective jaw drops in 3 … 2 … 1 …  


DESCRIPTION:  A squishy royal cobalt blue

Thought I’d start with this one as it’s the only polish in the collection not containing unicorn pee.  Because true to its name, it is the BEGINNING.  The base.  The foundation on which to build your Unicorn Pee dreams.  It’s the freaking glue that holds everything together, people!  In other words, YOU NEED HER.

Plus, all you blue lovers just died a little.  Seriously, you did.

I used two regular coats for my swatch, but some people may need three, especially if you have longer nails.  Also, because of the rich blue pigment in this one, it has that delightful skunky smell that we’ve all come to expect from similar polishes.  IT IS COMPLETELY NORMAL.  No need to google search symptoms of poisoning because y’all know I already did that.  Turns out, blue dye just stinks.


DESCRIPTION:  A unicorn pee topper

For once, I’ve actually shown you a thing!  I put one layer of this topper over my Happy Beginning base because I seriously tried to be a real blogger this time.  And now you have proof I think things through from time to time, sooooo … certainly an award is officially coming.

Then I turned on the mood lights for extra drool-y scenarios:


DESCRIPTION:  A warm toned purple with red to green shifting unicorn pee

Again, I did two coats and got pretty good opacity, but those with longer nails might need three coats.  This color is an ode to one of Tonic’s best sellers, Lula – so if you loved that one, you’ll love Serendipity.  Seriously, this purple is ridiculously yummy.  Like, if I didn’t have 7,397 blogs left to write, I’d just pass the hell on out now.  Gah!

Mood lights = grabby fingers:


DESCRIPTION:  A blue toned purple with red to green shifting unicorn pee – an ode to another classic, Huckleberry Sparkle

Two coats for this one too, but some may prefer three.  That’s the deal about my short nails – visible nail line (VNL) isn’t much of a thing for me.  Although, I could easily go to Polish Mountain with any of these colors. One layer, two layers, three layers, infinity.  I swear, nail polish makes my brain just go away somewhere.  Suddenly, I’m 9 years old in a room full of office supplies.  DREAM SCENARIO, is what I’m saying.

On the other hand, Polish Mountain requires effort, and the last time I attempted effort, I got rug burn in my buttcrack and not even for a very good reason.  LAME.  In other words, I gave up after two coats.  Clearly, I’m also not very good at goals.


DESCRIPTION:  A sheer red jelly base full of unicorn pee

Because of my short nails (blah blah blah), I got opacity in three coats.  But this polish is intentionally made sheer, so some of you may never get opacity.  Wouldn’t it be awesome if I did an additional mani to show you this polish used as a topper over Happy Beginning like I did with the other one?  Cuz of that carpal tunnel-enducing high-fiving frenzy from earlier, y’all think I could keep up that “thinking things through” charade for more than 5 seconds?  Have you read this blog before?

You don’t get to Lazy, Level EXPERT by going the extra mile, is what I mean.

Regardless, I really love this red.  I think it is STUNNING on it’s own.  The UP shows up so nice and pretty; it simply glows.  But in case you wanna see Uniporn as a topper, click here for my friend, Amanda’s, blog.  Towards the bottom she posts some lovely photos of this one over Happy Beginning that you’re just gonna swoon over.  Take your drool bucket, though, just in case.


DESCRIPTION:  A warm toned violet creme with red to green shifting unicorn pee shimmer

Since this one is a creme, two coats easily achieved opacity for me.  Goes on so smooth and yummy!  The UP is a bit more subtle, although I think the whole bit of it is absolutely lovely.  If you love purple, or pretty things in general, this one has your name written alllll over it.  (Seriously, I checked.)

Also, this polish is the official Tonic Facebook Fan Group custom.  Usually, membership is required to purchase these customs, but Lindsey is opening this one up to everyone.  HOWEVER, because at this point it’s the only logical next step, click here to join the group.  DO IT.  I mean it.


To. Die. For.  That’s not even a typo.  Every single one of these polishes is a noodle leg epidemic waiting to happen.  Formulas are perfection, colors are rich and beautiful, and, well – there’s that thing about unicorn pee.  Basically, if it’s rare, limited edition, discontinued, never to be seen from again, I want it.  Could be a bottle full of dog poo, but that’s beside the point.  Not that this is anything compared to dog poo, but you know what I mean.  Hopefully.  Right?

Well there’s that stupid thing we were talking about earlier.  Clearly I’ve rambled on a skosh too long.  UGH.  Shut up, Brain.

Order deets:

Price for Happy Beginning is $10; the others are $14 each

Because these are super limited edition and will NOT be restocked, customers can only order one bottle of each color for the moment.  After the first 48 hours, if there are still bottles left, the sale will open back up for multiples.  In addition, every new Tonic release seems to break the dadgum internet, so make sure you’re first in line.  Cuz getting NO BOTTLES is not an option.  Are you properly panicked yet?  You should be.  

Where to buy:  http://www.tonicpolish.com

When:  Sunday, August 13 at 2pm CST

Don’t miss out, guys!  

And now, the linky loos.  Connect with Tonic Polish:



Fan Group

Thanks for reading all the way to the bottom once again.  Your continued readership makes all this carpal tunnel-slash-no sleep thing utterly and completely worth it.  Hugs and internet kisses for all of you! XOXO

Later, loves!