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Whoever’s idea it is to work at work, well I’ve got a karate chop over here with your name written allll over it. Cuz OMG, can’t a girl ever type with her feet up on the desk like the Good Lord intended, at least for a little bit? Apparently, NOT TODAY. I swear, food and potty breaks and being super lounge-y: WHERE DID YOU ALL GO?! I took a new position back in July and I honestly didn’t quite know what the whole thing entailed. Fast forward six months, knee deep in paperwork and forms and spreadsheets GALORE! and guess what, guys? I do taxes! Who knew? And for a girl who literally uses fingers for basic adding and subtracting and for when the calculator is over there and I’m over here, wellll … I’m surprisingly good at taxes. Quick! Someone grab my horn so I can toot it. I’m feeling very deserving right about now.