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Only 88 days until Spring, not that I’m keeping track or anything.  Tomorrow we’re supposed to get some sort of arctic blast that’ll last for like two weeks .. eternity .. in there somewhere – so DON’T MIND ME.  I’ll just be the sad, crying thing over here wearing an extraordinary amount of robe and covered in a crap ton of afghans.  Ugh.  It’s like the Universe just refuses to let me be sexy, y’all, like, not even for a little bit.  OMG, am I still married?  Cuz seriously, I don’t even know.

So I shall distract myself with polish.  In an attempt to get all the Polish Pickup stuff done in a timely manner, be a proper blogger and whatnot, take a look at what Jennalyn with LynBDesigns made for us:

I see flakies! Y’all know what that means. A dire case of the Noodle Legs is happening over here. Who’s looking the most sexy of all things sexy?  Again, NOT THIS LADY.  Seriously, Universe, you’ve made your point.  Blah.

The theme for January is Crystals & Gemstones and Jennalyn has chosen this bismuth crystal unicorn thingy. I don’t actually know what it is or if it exists in real life but let’s go ahead and get about 18,000 of them anyway. You know, for SAFETY. 

Here’s the inspiration:

Well, we don’t even need to see the polish to know we’re already buying like 27 bottles. Cuz purples and pinks and blues and golds? ALL OF THAT. IMMEDIATELY.

But here’s the polish anyway, cuz I’m feeling ultra professional right about now.

BIZ-MYTH-ICORN

DESCRIPTION:  A pale pinky lavender base with pink/purple/blue shifting shimmer and purple/blue/red/gold ultra chameleon chrome flakies

OPACITY:  Three coats if you’re crazy!  Two was probably okay, but I see naked spots where there are no naked spots. Might be a super power, but also might be a medical condition, and in which case, I’m putting pajamas back on.

This polish is just really pretty.   A nice pastel, but loaded with so much flakie payout you’d swear it cost a billion dollars.  Good news, guys!  It’s definitely not a billion dollars, not even close.  Oooooh, BEST DAY EVER doesn’t even begin to describe this scenario.

And now, some var var important ordering information:

Price: $12 (or, practically free, considering how NOT a billion dollars it is), and there’s a cap of 90 bottles. Time to freak out!  Either that or be lounge-y, but only one of those options gets you nail polish. 

WHAT: 70-plus indie polish brands and products all coming together for a one-stop shop event; you buy one or all, it’s up to you! Flat $3 shipping no matter what. Combined shipping is offered as well so go ahead and make 42 separate orders; it’s all good (crazy, but good).

WHEN: Friday, January 5 at 11am EST thru Monday, January 8 at 1159pm EST

WHERE: http://www.polishpickup.com

If you’d rather read the more eloquent version, click here for the FAQs from the PPU website. For extra bonus points, click here to join the Facebook fan group to take part in future Polish Pickup theme nominations, voting and sneak peeks. And then prepare to spend some money cuz it’s a bye bye checkbook-type situation for you.

Later, loves!

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