Jumping straight to the polish tonight cuz hubby and I just got back from a Bruno Mars concert where we were both forced to stand up and be awkward for about 3 hours straight and now EXHAUSTION has properly ensued.  Seriously, do people not sit in chairs anymore?  I mean, not even one time?  And then we were standing right next to a group of girls who felt the need for a soft pretzel every 15 minutes, so it was scoot back, scoot up, scoot back, scoot up for nigh on eternity.  Ugh.  SO. MUCH. EFFORTING.  A legit sweat bead mustache situation in full effect.

Now we’re back at the hotel, and I’ve got one eye already sleeping and the other is not too far behind.  So in an attempt to write a blog before incoherent typing happens, I figure getting the hell on with it seems like the most logical next step.  Grab your smelling salts; multichromes are coming in 3 .. 2 .. 1 ..

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Back to back Anchor & Heart Lacquer blogs, and you’re officially having your BEST DAY EVER. Taryn’s been a busy little bee this month, making polish, being fabulous, so naturally here we are again tossing A&Hs in the cart like no big deal. Weeee!

This is the Mining for Multichromes collection, a custom quad made exclusively for the members of the Multichrome Madness group on Facebook.  These beauties are named after Australian opal mines, which are known for producing some of the most amazing opals in the world.  So if you’re thinking you’re about to get suuuuuuper unattractive in about 2.5 seconds, well YOU ARE CORRECT.  Time for drooling!

MINTABIE

DESCRIPTION:  A pink/rose gold/gold/orange multichrome with scattered gold microglitter

Do you hear angels? I hear angels. How stinkin gorgeous is this?  (Very.)  Most definitely one of my favorite multichromes of all time; she’s a shifty little dreamboat for sure.  And you’re buying like 18,000 bottles cuz now is not the time for rational behavior. 

ANDAMOOKA

DESCRIPTION:  An ultramarine blue base that shifts green/gold/yellow; straight multichrome goodness!

Guys, we gotta green one!  I won’t lie; I kinda want to lick it. Cuz I’d be surprised if it didn’t taste just like a green apple Jolly Rancher. I mean, it’s probably more poison-y than expected, but who’s to know for sure? Being normal is zero fun sometimes.  

COOBER PEDY

DESCRIPTION:  A blackened purple base that shifts plum/maroon/orange/gold with purple holo microglitter, rose gold micro flakies and a scattering of iridescent chameleon glitter

The holo!  The flakies! The ladylike composure out the dadgum window!  We are all just puddles of goo at this point.

TINTENBAR

DESCRIPTION:  A purple/blue/turquoise multichrome with sapphire blue holo microglitter and iridescent purple/blue micro flakies

Is this thing glowing?  I swear it’s glowing. Gah! Those little pops of blue have me holding my own mouth closed like someone is paying me to do it lest the tongue falls out and divorce accidentally ensues.

THE ROUND UP 

DONE. Dead. We are past the point of smelling salts, let’s just say.  

All of my swatches show two coats plus a glossy top coat.  I had zero issues with formula; all four are perfection to like the trillionth degree.  Who’s ready to spend a little money then?  (That be YOU, to be clear.)

This collection is available now through October 31, which means we are in the midst of a Polish Emergency in case you didn’t know.  Nine days.  NINE DAYS.  Get your life together, or else it’s a sad state of affairs for you.  Here’s important deets:

Full quad retails for $40

Single bottles are $12

To order, join the Multichrome Madness group on Facebook by clicking here. Once approved, head over to the Anchor & Heart Lacquer store and toss nail polish in the shopping cart.

AND THEN! A coupon. Seriously, this best day ever just got best-i-er. Enter code FREESHIP50 for US orders over $50 or INTERNATIONAL50 for $7 off international orders.

Time for clicking! Connect with Anchor & Heart:

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Alright, y’all.  Get to shopping!  Cuz who is missing out on all this yummy multichrome deliciousness?  CERTAINLY NOT YOU.

Later, loves!

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