Three Polish Con blogs, three days straight, and you’d think I negotiated some sort of world peace treaty with as much excitement, high fiving and general horn tooting that is happening over here. Seriously, I’m impressing even myself considering how much effort I exude on a day to day basis. I mean, if my office chair didn’t have wheels on it, I have no idea how I’d get over to the copy machine. Or to the donuts on top of the file cabinet. Ugh. It’s a dire situation, the day they take the wheels away.
So yeah, look at me being all overachieve-y. Spelling Bee Champion of 1987, and now THIS. How I’m not married to Leonardo DiCaprio at this point is beyond all the comprehensions.
More polish today! This time, our friend Dave from Octopus Party Nail Lacquer has come out with a trio of shades to debut at Polish Con this weekend and every single one of them is down below. Bye bye checkbook and all pretenses of ladylike composure, cuz it’s about to get super elbow jabby in about 2.5 seconds. GIMME.
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Told ya. Want, want and NEED. That’s your new motto.
This one is a deliciously smooth blue jelly base filled with linear holo and lots of pink iridescent shimmer. It’s such a pretty shade; it requires extra supervision in case of accidental painting of all the surfaces. Hubby loves being married to me, I just know it.
A macro EXTRAVAGANZA!:
OMG. Did you just die? Cuz I sure did.
Guess who’s buying a bottle of this plus 27 back up bottles? Cuz this is no time to be rational, that’s why.
Next up is The Pleasure Principal:
This one is a plum based multichrome that shifts from purple to blue to teal with a touch of orange on the edges. And honestly, I can’t even think of proper words to describe my feelings for this beauty. Words have left me, and now only moan-y throat noises will suffice.
Can’t stop, won’t stop:
Under the lamps, cuz I had to. Clearly:
Sealed the deal, didn’t I? Just try leaving this blog without tossing this one in the basket. It’s nigh on impossible. Unless you don’t like happiness. Or have no eyes. I dunno.
Lastly, here’s MoMA Said Knock You Out:
This one is a bleached pastel mint crème with hidden purple flakies. In fact, they are so hidden I almost didn’t see them unti I got up extra close. And for a light colored creme, this had a nice, fluid formula. I did three thin coats with zero streaks. Self-leveled like a dadgum champion. Basically a dreamboat in a bottle. With ecstasy and a Starbucks on top.
An ultra lame macro:
Sometimes macro-ing cremes makes not a lick of sense. Although you can see those flakies, so I suppose there’s that. BEST BLOGGER EVER, in case you’re curious.
All of these shades will be available at Polish Con in New York this Saturday, April 29, so if you’re headed that way, then I only hate you a tiny bit. For the rest of us sad souls who live nowhere near anything this exciting, you can pick up these beauties during the online restock. Here’s the deets:
Blue York and MoMA Said Knock You Out – retail price is $11 at Polish Con or $12 during the restock
The Pleasure Principal – retail price is $12 at Polish Con or $13 during the restock
Restock dates are May 5 at 11am EST through May 7 at 12pm EST. MoMA and Blue York will be available as a pre-order, but The Pleasure Principal is a 70 bottle batch only. So POLISH EMERGENCY! is what I’m saying.
Click here to order! And now … PAJAMAS. Enjoy the rest of your day!
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