Before y’all go thinking I’m living some sort of charmed life full of pajamas and nail polish, let me reassure you. I just burned my boob while leaning over my bathtub faucet to wash my hair with no shirt on. I’m not even sure that was proper grammar, but honestly, the only other word I know right now is OUCHIE, so the rest are just bonuses.
Happy Monday, guys! Although, most likely Tuesday by the time you read this cuz YET AGAIN I’ve decided to blog right before midnight. Ugh. If stupid words come out soon, no one’s surprised. Cuz one eye is sleeping and the other is watching Full House. Who is doing the blogging then? Seriously, I don’t even know.
Time for polish! Liz with Pretty Jelly sent me a most glorious, magical thing. Who’s in the mood for a legit no joke flakie EXTRAVAGANZA!? Damn near all of us, that’s who. Take a look at this beauty:
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Well hell. Already with the tongue lolling. If anything ladylike happens next, it’d be a dadgum miracle.
So long story short, Liz just made all our flakie dreams come true. Cuz Pretty Jelly is in the spotlight for August, and Liz has created a most amazing custom polish exclusively for members of the Fantasmic Flakies group on Facebook. Y’all ready to spend some money today? (The answer to that question is always YES.)
BOYSENBERRY BAY
DESCRIPTION: A red-toned purple jelly with aqua to pink shifting shimmer, multichrome flakies, and aqua shards
SO. FREAKING. PRETTY. One bottle, in the cart she goes! Plus 27 backup bottles in case of accidental polishing of all the surfaces. As happens from time to time.
My swatch shows three thin coats plus top coat to smooth everything out. Applied very easily, which was a nice surprise considering all the goodies in there. And then I spent the next 24 hours somehow NOT putting my fingers in my mouth, so if an award is coming, well that sounds about right.
Macros, for extra drool-y-ness:
Gah! Bye bye checkbook! Cuz hers a pretty lady, that’s why.
This polish is only available until August 31, so now is not the time to lounge about. Here is your To-Do List all typed up so nice and neat. Best blogger ever? I say YES.
1. Join the Fantasmic Flakies group on Facebook by clicking here
2. Head over to the Pretty Jelly shop
3. Throw polish in the cart all willy nilly
4. Boysenberry Bay is priced around a billion dollars, but if you use coupon code FFAUG2017, you’ll bring it down to $10 (practically free!)
5. Then sit back, relax, and stalk the mailman like a proper loon
Finally, more clicking to do. Connect with Pretty Jelly:
Basket full of kitties – click here, just because
Annnnnd we’re done! More pretty polish tomorrow, so be sure to come back. Thanks as always for reading my weird little blog. Y’all make all the carpal tunnel so completely worth it.
Later, loves!
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