Welcome to your speed blog, an actual bonafide speed blog (this time). Cuz Thanksgiving and Black Friday are officially upon us and I’m over here watching Friends reruns like responsibilities are things for other people. I mean, it all started out okay but then the episode comes on where Rachel made that banana/meat thing that tasted like feet and … welp … it’s down the rabbit hole I go. Weeee!
But now the panic has set in. I’ve got four blogs to write and zero days to write them. I’m not very good at math, but something tells me things aren’t turning out so well. Ugh. Stupid attention span. I’d like to tell you I’ll make this work, focus my brain, be a proper blogger for once, but you know, IT’S ME GUYS. I get very distracted by lounging, let’s just say.
However, we attempt anyway…
I received a ton of new pretties from Shannon with Pahlish to share with you today! There’s flakies and there’s shimmers and they’re all your polish dreams come true. Go ahead and check your ladylike composure at the door, cuz it’s 27 levels of drool-y in about 2.5 seconds. Take a look:
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And good news! You’re buying every last bit of it.
This is the 12 Days of Christmas collection, and I. STINKIN’. LOVE THEM. Vibrant color in a variety of finishes, all with a spectacular formula that is easy and effortless to apply. There’s something in here for everyone, although picking and choosing – well that point is moot. All 12 in the cart, remember? We’ve discussed this before.
So in an effort to just get the hell on with it, I give you your color rundown. See you at the bottom!
TWELVE DRUMMERS DRUMMING
DESCRIPTION: A warm purple jelly with a mix of multichrome and ultrachrome flakies with small iridescent violet glitters
OPACITY: Two coats plus glossy topcoat
ELEVEN PIPERS PIPING
DESCRIPTION: A deep ivy green with turquoise/pink/green multichrome shimmer
OPACITY: Three coats plus glossy top coat
TEN LORDS A LEAPING
DESCRIPTION: A bright silver with mix of ultrafine holographic glitter, holographic pigments and multicolored glass fleck shimmer; it’s silver on top of silver on top of more silver!
OPACITY: Two coats plus glossy top coat
NINE LADIES DANCING
DESCRIPTION: A deep strawberry red with holographic shimmer, small iridescent violet glitters, violet shimmer and violet multichrome flakies
OPACITY: Two coats plus glossy top coat
EIGHT MAIDS A MILKING
DESCRIPTION: A soft violet jelly with holographic flakies, violet shimmer, small iridescent violet glitters and pink and violet multichome flakies
OPACITY: Three coats plus glossy top coat
SEVEN SWANS A SWIMMING
DESCRIPTION: A deep blue with red shimmer, violet multichrome flakies and deep purple ultrachrome flakies
OPACITY: Two coats plus glossy top coat
SIX GEESE A LAYING
DESCRIPTION: A rich brown with a mix of holographic flakies, violet shimmer and pink and orange multichrome flakies
OPACITY: Two coats plus glossy top coat
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS
DESCRIPTION: A soft rose gold foil with a mix of pink and gold foil pigments
OPACITY: Two coats plus glossy top coat
FOUR CALLING BIRDS
DESCRIPTION: A sheer violet with bronze to green multichrome shimmer and ultrafine holographic glitter
OPACITY: Three coats plus glossy top coat
THREE FRENCH HENS
DESCRIPTION: A deep oxblood red with olive green to violet multichrome; appears more brown than red on me
OPACITY: Two coats plus glossy top coat
TWO TURTLE DOVES
DESCRIPTION: A soft grey creme with blue to pink multichrome shimmer and scattered holographic flakies
OPACITY: Two coats plus glossy top coat
PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE
DESCRIPTION: A soft taupe creme with a mix of holographic failed, red and green shimmers and pink and orange multichrome flakies
OPACITY: Two coats plus glossy top coat
In addition to the 12 Days of Christmas, Shannon made a couple of free gift with purchase polishes that justifies this entire blog post in one fell swoop. Look at these:
THE MOUSE KING
DESCRIPTION: A soft medium grey with a mix of iridescent glitters, multichrome flakies and holographic flakies
OPACITY: Two coats plus glossy top coat
TANGELED TINSEL
DESCRIPTION: A bright turquoise jelly with a mix of holographic flakies and shimmer with assorted multichrome flakies
OPACITY: Two coats plus glossy top coat
Both polishes will only be available during the Black Friday sale detailed below. They are freebies with purchase and will not be for sale or re-released in the future.
The Mouse King – free with a $50+ sale
Tangled Tinsel – free with a $75 sale
If you spend over $75, you get both. Ooooh, first an extraordinary amount of carbs on a plate and now THIS? Happy Thanksgiving to EVERYONE.
THE ROUND UP
All the Black Friday deets you can handle. FOCUS, y’all! It’s some serious business up ahead:
Full set of 12 polishes retail for $105.
Single bottles retail for $9, although SINGLE BOTTLES?! Just buy all 12 and then go be happy.
Sale starts on Thanksgiving night at midnight EST and will run through Monday, November 27 at 11:59pm EST. If you miss out (due to mashed potato coma, prolly), it will be restocked in small quantities when the Pahlish shop reopens in December. But then after January 1st, it’s gone for good. AAACK! Have a meltdown! Cue the hives cream! Panic, Level EXPERT to like the trillionth degree! Orrrr … you can just go be first in line instead. You know, whichever.
Free shipping kicks in at $50 for US customers and $100 for international.
And don’t forget about those gift with purchase polishes. Cuz free is still free even if you have to spend $75 to get there.
Where to buy: http://www.pahlish.com
And now, the linky loos! Connect with Pahlish:
Later, loves!
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