Moo Moo’s Signatures: Shimmer Paradise Collection 


Wasn’t I just in here blogging?  I swear I was.  But the blog train keeps moving whether we want it to or not.  So we’re gonna jump right into it cuz OBVIOUSLY I’m still not going to bed like a normal person.  Ugh.

I have some polish goodies from Moo Moo Signatures to share with you today.  MeiMei sent me her Shimmer Paradise collection to review, a fantastical trio of glorious shimmers that you’re gonna need on your body like stat.  Plus, it’s MeiMei’s first time on the blog, so I feel like a fancy lady!

Who’s in the mood for a bad case of the noodle legs?  Well, by all means, then:  SCROLL.


Quick! Lick the screen while no one’s looking. Now act natural.

Good job.  Seriously, if you came here for the ladylike composure, you’ve picked the wrong day.  Ultra drool-y scenarios coming up in 3 … 2 … 1 …


DESCRIPTION: A light pink with rose to green/gold shimmer

OPACITY:  Three, but only cuz CAN’T. STOP. POLISHING.  Seriously, two was fine but then my brain literally went away somewhere.


DESCRIPTION:  A lavender base with turquoise shimmer

OPACITY:  Two coats, or three if you’re crazy.  Obviously I did three.


DESCRIPTION:  A dusty navy with copper to pink shimmer

OPACITY:  Two coats, finally.  Sometimes I do nails the right way.


This collection just blew my mind.  It was my first time using Moo Moo’s Signatures, and each polish was smooth and creamy and basically all your polish dreams come true.  Super saturated color and flawless application.  If you’re buying one bottle plus 27 back up bottles, no one’s surprised.  Cuz rational behavior is for other people.

Who’s ready to spend some money today?  (You, to be clear.)  Here’s the deets:

Restock date is Friday, July 28 at 10pm Singapore time.  And because I am a DADGUM PROFESSIONAL, I figured out the world clock on my iPhone just for you.  Turns out, that’ll be 10am EST, 9am CST, 8am MST, and 7am PST for all of us over here in North America.  If you don’t live in the U.S., please feel free to look up your own world clock.  Cuz clearly, I’ve efforted enough today.

Although I can be bribed with Starbucks.  Put that in your book in case there’s a quiz later.

Price per bottle is SGD16 which converts to roughly $11 USD, and OMG, someone’s being suuuuuuuper overachieve-y at the moment.  Seriously, if an award is coming, well that seems the most logical.

A couple other bestsellers – Fire Feather and Poison Ivy – plus their Facebook group custom, Moorora Borealis, will be available as well.  Swatches on the website look AHHHHHMAZING so 18,000 bottles, and in the cart they go!  Weeeee!

Click here for shopping!  Shipping is worldwide, so there’s no excuses for ANYBODY.

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Now sit back, relax, and revel in your good decisions.  Then come back tomorrow for more fun stuff.

Later, loves!


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