Today I accidentally sat between two people eating CHEETOS and so now I’ve been dying a little on the inside ever since. Seriously y’all, what the hell kinda rude potato chip-free shenanigans is that? Ugh. This diet is LAME and skinny is officially taking its damn sweet time. Although I’ve lost six pounds now, except it’s mostly due to crying away water weight into a bowl of baby carrots. Is that considered success at all, cuz honestly guys, I don’t even know.
To make up for the Cheetos Incident of 2017, hubby made me some kale chips and you know what? Kale chips are NOTHING like Cheetos AT ALL. Kale chips are roughly the equivalent of eating a bunch of air dipped in olive oil with like some salt and pepper on top. I mean, I ate them (cuz CHIPS), but they were saddest of all things sad on roughly the 18,000th level. Blah. I swear, if I don’t wake up tomorrow and look like a SUPERMODEL!, someone’s getting a karate chop. Not hubby though, cuz who’s making the sandwiches then? NOT THIS LADY.
Time for more Black Friday goodness! I’ve got a pretty quad of shades from Sara with Cupcake Polish to share with you today. Who’s excited to spend some money? Damn near all of us, that’s who.
Okay, now we FOCUS; it’s about to get elbow jabby just so you know. Look:
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See? Wallets are just flying out of purses, everywhere.
This is The Vault, a special promotion showcasing four previously released fan favorites, voted on by Cupcake customers and brought back to life, reformulated and even more fabulous. And let me just say: I STINKIN’ LOOOOOVE THEM! The polishes aren’t typical winter shades (except maybe the dark one), and seeing them being so bright and cheerful and NEON FREAKING GREEN makes me smile like an idiot to myself with my eyes closed. Seriously, hubby just needs to look away lest he feels sad about the puddle of goo he’s married to.
Your rundown of colors, then I’ll meet you at the bottom!
YETI EATS A CUPCAKE
DESCRIPTION: An orchid pink creme holographic with blue shimmer
OPACITY: Two coats plus glossy top coat
DRAGON SCALES
DESCRIPTION: An evergreen holographic with heavy copper shimmer
OPACITY: Two coats plus glossy top coat
WHERE ARE YOU CHRISTMAS?
DESCRIPTION: A pale pink creme holographic
OPACITY: A surprising two coats for such a delicate pastel
ITSY BITSY TEENY BIKINI
DESCRIPTION: A neon yellow/green holographic
OPACITY: Three coats, but could’ve done a bilion. Excuse me while I attempt to pick my jaw up off the floor for the 19th time.
THE ROUND UP
I die! I die!
Formulas on all four were nice and easy and completely drool-worthy to like the trillionth degree. I’m so glad these were the ones chosen for The Vault cuz everyone deserves a second chance to snag these beauties. Ready to buy? Where here’s all you need to know:
Each polish in The Vault retails for $10; no code is needed for this special price
This collection releases tonight at 12:01am CST and will only be available for six short days. You have until Monday, November 27 at 11:59pm CST to toss polish in the shopping cart. NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE LOUNGE-Y! Get on it, boo boos, before it’s too late.
In addition, there’s a discount going for the rest of the store. Input code THANKFULFORPOLISH at checkout and save 30%. Not valid on The Vault polishes, but it works for Berry Good Looking, and it’s one of my all-time favorite polishes EVER.
Where to buy: http://www.cupcakepolish.com
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More Black Friday things tomorrow, so be sure to come back. Speed blogs haven’t been very speedy, but we’re managing somehow. A Christmas miracle, I’d say.
Later, loves!
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