I’m not even gonna tell you what time it is cuz you probably already know.  Apparently, I can’t blog like a normal person.  Or go to bed like a normal person.  Seriously, what the hell is sleep anyway?  Something for other people, I’m quite certain.

But because I’m so incredibly behind on the 7,397 blogs left to write, we’re just gonna power through anyway.  One eye is closed and stupid things are bound to come out, but AN ATTEMPT IS BEING MADE and therefore bonus points are coming.  Or a Starbucks, you know, if y’all not busy.

So here we go!  I received a most awesome swatch pack from the lovely Chrissy with Turtle Tootsie Polishes, and it had me swoon-y in so many ways.    First of all, it’s TTP’s first time on the blog and I feel like a fancy lady!  But secondly, and perhaps most importantly, this is a Grease-inspired collection and when I say it gives me chills, well, you know exactly what happens next.

Okay, they multiply.  Sorry, I got scared you didn’t know and were sitting there thinking YEP, there’s that stupid thing we were waiting for.  Ugh.  But anyway, the collection.  Get on this, stat.

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Lordt.  There’s 10 of them.  You’ve basically won the nail polish jackpot.  Weeeee!

As you can imagine, there’s a crap ton of photos up ahead, so brace yourself for 18,000 drool-y scenarios AT THE MINIMUM.  Also, singing.  Lots of ridiculous singing.  Cuz you can’t just throw out a Grease-inspired collection and somehow expect us all to behave like NOTHING AWESOME JUST HAPPENED.  It just goes together, you know, like rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong.

See?  Told you.

Okay, no more chatty lest this blog gets published sometime in 2037, i.e., most likely too late.  Enjoy the rundown of colors, then I’ll meet you at the bottom!

SUMMER DREAMS, RIPPED AT THE SEAMS

DESCRIPTION:  A turquoise holo with gold shimmer and gold flakies

OPACITY:  Two coats plus top coat

PINK LADIES

DESCRIPTION:  A pink pastel holographic with neon pink microflakies

OPACITY:  Two coats plus top coat

T-BIRDS

DESCRIPTION:  A black jelly with silver shimmer and silver holo microglitter

OPACITY:  Two coats plus top coat

HAND JIVE

DESCRIPTION:  A bright blue holographic with blue/green microflakies

OPACITY:  Two coats plus top coat

IF YOU CAN’T BE AN ATHLETE, BE AN ATHLETIC SUPPORTER 

DESCRIPTION:  A golden peach holographic with assorted chrome chameleon flakies

OPACITY:  Two coats plus top coat

GREASE LIGHTNING 

DESCRIPTION:  A gray creme holo with silver holo microglitter

OPACITY:  Three coats plus top coat, but could’ve been two except grays make me nervous; also, I’m weird

MAKIN FUN OF ME, RIZ?

DESCRIPTION:  A nude holographic with purple shimmer

OPACITY:  Two coats plus top coat

BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT 

DESCRIPTION:  A peachy pink holographic with gold flakies

OPACITY:  Two coats plus top coat

HICKEY FROM KENICKIE

DESCRIPTION:  A pink/purple metallic holographic

OPACITY:  Two coats plus top coat

TELL ME ABOUT IT, STUD!

DESCRIPTION:  A red-purple holographic

OPACITY:  Two coats plus top coat

THE ROUND UP

Soooooo, good news!  You’re buying all this!  Here’s all you need to know:

This collection comes in both full size for $90 or minis for $55, as well as individual bottles for $10/full or $6/mini.  HOWEVER, I say go all out cuz I’m the best damn enabler that ever enabled.  All ten polishes, in the cart they go!

Oh, and this collection is available now, so you don’t even have to set alarms or exude effort or anything!  Whyyyyyy, who’s officially having the BEST DAY EVER?  (You, to be clear.)

Where to buy: http://www.turtletootsiepolishes.com/

Now sit back, relax and revel in your good decisioning.  Also, stalk the mailman like a proper loon.  Cuz no one does Crazy Nail Lady quite like you.

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