Current status: sitting in the bathtub, writing a blog, eating a Schlotzsky’s sandwich. Seriously, if I could be even a skosh more overachieve-y, I might be President of the Universe by now. Which, considering how well I manage my own life on a daily basis, it might not be too shabby of a deal. You get pajamas, and you get pajamas, and YOU get pajamas … Happy days ahead for everyone!
A most exciting blog for you today! I received this glorious swatch pack from Christy with KB Shimmer, and I swear, did Leonardo just walk in here and hand me a Starbucks? Might as well have. Cuz BEST DAY EVER doesn’t even begin to describe this scenario.
And then SOMEONE tossed a bunch of glowing holo flakies on everything, and we all just died a thousand tiny deaths. Ugh. Ladylike composure = completely out the window.
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See?! How we all gonna act normal in here now? The flakies got me guys. They got me good.
So this is the new Summer Vacation collection, a set of 8 beachy, rainbow-y, shimmery shades with this cool inner glow to them that’ll have you lounging on couches with your drool bucket, smelling salts and 27 levels of sexy, at minimum. Who’s ready to spend some money today? Every dadgum one of us, that’s who. Lessss go!
Rundown of the colors first:
FLOCK THIS WAY
DESCRIPTION: A raspberry pink base with glowing holo flakies and a sizzling copper shimmer
DESCRIPTION: A coppery orange base with glowing holo flakies and rose gold shimmer
SQUEEZE THE DAY
DESCRIPTION: A lemon yellow base with glowing holo flakies and orange leaning copper shimmer
DESCRIPTION: A kiwi green base with glowing holo flakies and grass green shimmer
DESCRIPTION: A deep teal leaning turquoise base with glowing holo flakies and blue shimmer
DESCRIPTION: An orchid base with glowing holo flakies and violet shimmer
HASHTAG YOU’RE IT!
DESCRIPTION: An indigo leaning grape base with glowing holo flakies and inky blue to deep purple shifting shimmer
DESCRIPTION: An onyx black base with glowing holo flakies with blue to purple shifting shimmer
THE ROUND UP
Each of these polishes had a consistent formula, very smooth, easy to apply, no gloop! I did three coats for my swatches even though two would probably be just fine for most of you. But because I have a nail polish problem, I always end up doing more coats than necessary. CAN’T. STOP. POLISHING. Story of my life.
The colors really do have a glowy property to them, especially the darker shades. I didn’t even know glowing holo flakies was a thing, but imma need a trillion more bottles, pretty much. Cuz when I love something, I do it in the most smother-y, stalker-y way possible.
I’ve shown you swatches in indirect lighting, under the lamps and under the mood lights so you can get a feel for how these polishes look in multiple situations. The color shifts and shimmery surprises are drool-worthy and noodle leg-enducing. Might also cause moan-y throat noises to come out, so make sure you schedule things according. Moans during work functions might violate some sort of HR thing, I dunno.
So good news, guys! You’re buying allllll this! Here’s the deets:
Full Summer Vacation collection retails for $70
Single bottles are $9.25 (but this point is moot, obviously; all eight, in the cart they go!)
Oh, and they’re available now so there’s no excuses. Click here for shopping! Then go revel in your good decisioning.
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I’ll be showing more KB Shimmer goodies soon, so stayed tuned. Cuz those 7,397 blogs left to write? Barely a dent. One of these days, I’ll figure out how to be a Superhuman.
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