You won’t even believe what I’ve been up to. Remember that time not too long ago where I was addicted to makeup and bought Tom Ford lipstick for $50 because that made perfect logical sense? Well, of course it still does cuz you can’t fix crazy that easily, but that is not the point of this post. The point is that I now own almost 600 bottles of nail polish and I’m thinking I probably need like 94576946 more. Give or take.
Who am I?!
While you contemplate, let’s talk about some blush I bought. I’ve been using these for the past few months, and I have some things to say. Probably nothing that interesting, but let’s just pretend, shall we? You read this blog for a reason and most likely it’s not for the scientific value.
First up is the NARS Dual Intensity blush in the shade Fervor:
This is the prettiest one out of the bunch in my opinion. The darker pink is so shimmery and practically metallic, that only someone blind could turn their back on it. The lighter pink is more of a highlight, as it doesn’t lend too much color payoff – if any at all. However, as a whole, it’s pretty. I swirl my brush over both colors so the light pink doesn’t feel left out. And despite the intense foil of the dark pink, you don’t end up with prostitute-y cheeks like you’d expect. You don’t get much product on your brush, especially if you use one with loose bristles. That could be a good or bad thing depending on what you’re going for.
Something else about these blushes is they could also be used wet. That sounds like a lot of effort, and honestly, I’m not getting up any earlier in the morning just so I can apply my dry blush wet. But apparently it gives you a more high-impact flush. If you’re into that, then by all means. If you’re like me (i.e., lazy), we’ll just move on.
I bought these two Colourpop Super Shock blushes in shades Pre-Nup (pink) and Between the Sheets (peach):
And I freaking love them. They’re like 8 dollars, which proves you don’t need to spend your paycheck on fancy names just to get something quality. Never mind that comment on the Tom Ford lipstick.
These are cream blushes and super easy to use. I don’t know about you, but cream blushes give me the hives. They make me nervous. There’s a point of no return as soon as your fingers hit your cheek. Either it’s going to turn out fabulous or you’re forced to sport clown cheeks all day – there’s nothing in between. You get like 1.2967 seconds to blend as if your life depended on it (it does), and if you fail, the color is locked in place in whatever direction you’ve left it. Aaaack! I cannot deal with that kind of pressure. I may start blending with every intention of continuing to blend, but I get sidetracked easily. In other words, I need locked in a window-less room so I can do things properly.
So if you suck at cream blush, try these. Buy yourself a stipple brush, like the small one from e.l.f. or the pretty pink one from Real Techniques. They are your saving grace, trust me. Swirl the brush in the product and then onto your cheeks as if you are applying powder. It’s magical. The fear is gone. You’ll never shy away from cream blush again.
Anyway, back to the point (there is one), these Colourpop blushes are awesome. My favorite is Pre-Nup, the pink one. It looks so natural and lovely on the cheeks. I highly recommend it, especially if you have a hard time picking. Just toss this in your cart and be done with it. You can thank me by reading this blog and following me on Instagram. Or sending gift cards.
Sometimes I have a severe lack of judgement. Behold, the By Terry Terrybly Densiliss blush in Nude Dance:
I can’t even excuse myself because I used a coupon cuz I absolutely did not. I paid $70 for this for no other apparent reason than clinical insanity. In my quest to own all the things I’ve gone mental. Who buys a blush for $70? Crazy people and billionaires. That’s it.
In my defense, this blush is STUNNING. Everything about it from packaging to final result is top notch. The silver metal compact weighs about 10 pounds (probably) and feels so substantial in your hand. Like if you just want to know how much luxury weighs, then go hold a By Terry blush for a second. Good gracious, it’s fancy. Even the little blush brush it comes with is quite precious. I’ll never use it, but it’s precious nonetheless. The blush itself is a very flattering nude peachy pink. It lasts all day long and looks completely natural and glowy. I really do love it. But is it worth the $70 price tag? Welllllllll, you can most definitely find something you love that is cheaper. But if you just want to own a piece of artwork, I’d say $70 is a pretty good deal. Serious, hold the compact in your hand. You’ll understand.
Next up is the Stila Aqua Glow Watercolor blush in Water Lily:
This is an interesting product as you can see from the pictures. I will admit the uniqueness of it is the only reason I forced myself into using a liquid blush – a billion times scarier than using a cream blush. But the word “watercolor” got me and the little mesh screen that separates the product from the outside word sucked me right in.
I haven’t used this as much as I thought I might. It’s not difficult as expected – due 100% to the fact I used a stipple brush to apply it. A little goes a very long way, so be careful. But it just wasn’t as exciting as my imagination made it out to be. The color is beautiful – you see that gold sheen? – but once it’s on your cheeks, it’s pretty sheer and kind of appeared flat on me. It does last all day (it’s pretty much a stain), but other than that it’s been collecting a nice sheen of dust for the last few months.
Here is Marc Jacobs Shameless Bold Blush in Irresistible:
Look at that gorgeous orange! It’s definitely a bold, fun color. But how does it look on the cheeks? Well, it’s certainly not this vibrant – which is a good thing unless you bought it for a specific Halloweeny-slash-Clown-Disguise type situation. In fact, it’s so subtle, I about broke a brush in it trying to pick up product. That’s an exaggeration but only slight. It’s truly a vague wash of color; nothing drastic. I like it but it definitely makes you work for it.
And now, last but not least: the Becca mineral blush in Songbird:
Now THIS is a pretty blush! Don’t you just want to dip your aqua-tipped fingers in it? I do (and might still). This is possibly my absolute favorite. It’s pretty neutral but also warm. I’m on the medium side of light, and this flatters my skin tone very much. It’s pigmented but buildable. And it’s enriched with antioxidants so it’s healthy for you! There are 6 colors in the line, but this one is by far the best one. Trust me: I’m an expert.
And I know ya’ll are staring at my nail polish and also maybe the chipped parts and the hang nail. Number one, I’ve had lots of practice since this photo was taken and now my nails look like they need their own insurance policy (cuz they are moneymakers). And number two, you can go buy this polish from Live Love Polish by clicking here. It’s Floss Gloss in the shade Wet and it is fabulous.
Well that’s it guys. My first blog post in eons. Hope you enjoyed it and you read all the way to the bottom like a true friend. I’m going to start doing more nail polish reviews and swatch photos on here because I have to justify lining my 3rd bedroom’s walls with polish racks – otherwise, hubby doesn’t understand the purpose of 600 bottles. Why, I have no clue. Cuz he bought an elliptical. For exercising. So everything that happens after immediately gets a pass. Sorry, them’s the rules.