These boxes will never end. As soon as one month wraps up, the next batch of boxes come in. Not that I’m complaining or anything. Although my husband is starting to give me stink eye everytime he opens the mailbox. I can’t even pretend the boxes aren’t for me. Cuz he knows better. He’s too smart for his own good.
I shoulda married a dumb one. Damn.
Anyway, Lip Factory came in and here’s what I got:
A mix of highs and lows, but mostly highs so we’re gonna give this one a thumbs up. First the lows. What in sam hell is that one-time use skin care system doing in this box?! Not knocking 29 Cosmetics or anything, but how am I gonna tell I wanna run out and buy an entire skin care line based on a one-time use? Although, I will say the blister pack they sent is so much better than a packet. I like it about one-tenth more because of it.
Next mediocre thing is the One Stick by Be A Bombshell. I have received one of these already in a past Ipsy bag, and I didn’t like it all that much that time either. The premise of the One Stick is that it can be used as a cream eyeshadow, blush or lipstick. I don’t know what it is, though, that makes me not love it. The Ipsy one was a super frosty pink that reminded me of my early 90s, triangle-shaped hair, big eyeglasses fiasco. Maybe I’m suffering from a little PTSD, then? I dunno. But getting another one, although this time in super hot pink, made me go ew. I put it in my train case of unused makeup. It will die there, I’m sure.
Middle of the road thingy was this Electric Lip Slide by Bodyography. I used it, and it is a super duper pigmented lipstick. A little goes a long way here, unless you want to look a little hooker-y. In that case, have at it. I don’t know the name of the shade I got, but it’s a vibrant raspberry color. It’s pretty but not a beautiful, can’t live with it kind of deal. I’ll use it, but it will most likely last me until 2021. Side note: this is a full-size tube; retail price $19. That just about covers the entire $22 beauty box fee. In other words: Go, Math!
My two favorite (and last) products in this box are by a company I’ve never heard of called Teeeze. They are a Netherlands based company, so by that fact alone, I feel super international and fancy. I received this beautiful purple eyeshadow and matching eyeliner in the cutest, coolest packaging of anything I own. See:
Seriously. I die.
I used both of these the other day at the same time, putting the eyeliner under my lower lashes and smudging it out a la professional makeup artiste. And it was stunning. Even my husband, who is brain dead when it comes to makeup and what things (in general) are supposed to look like, said my makeup was pretty. So sweet. I will put that in my arsenal of excuses for when I get in trouble in the future. Cuz it’s bound to happen. He can’t keep pulling box after box out of the mailbox with a simple stink eye for too much longer. There’s gotta be a little pressure building underneath all that, surely?
Either that, or I’ve married Jesus.
Hope all is well with you. Thank you for reading my ramblings. More soon.