Well, I’m not surprised one bit. It’s almost natural I find myself in this situation, as I’ve been here at least a jillion times before.

I bought stuff. I am in the possession of stuff. I have stuff.

I love stuff.

Lord. I’d say help me, but let’s be honest – I’m not gonna listen to a damn word you’re saying. I may not show it, but as soon as you say we need to talk, it’s sounds of la la la la la up inside my head.

Anyway, I bought this:

It was not my fault. It was 3 a.m. on Saturday night, and my husband left me unsupervised. He shouldn’t go to bed so early. So clearly, the blame lies with him.

Thought I’d try this little Korres Greek Yoghurt kit. Comes with a cleanser, moisturizer and a sleeping facial. And if you’re thinking I bought this simply because of the sleeping facial you would be right. I mean, the curiosity is just too much to process. Plus, I love Greek yoghurt. Which has nothing to do with this kit, but I thought y’all should know.

And while I’m piling on the Korres products, I threw in a pomegranate lip butter for good measure.

Last thing in the lot came about because I earned $6 in rebates from Beauty.com and had to use them before they expired. Yes, a $6 coupon lured me in.

Well, I would’ve lured myself on my own at some point anyway. The $6 freebie was just a bonus.

Selected this gorgey lipstick thingy from Ellis Faas called Hot Lips in the shade L406. Here’s a close up:

And while my selfie skills could use a little work, you can see what one swipe – yes, one swipe, of this beautiful gloss does to you. Like, seriously people, I just can’t. You need this in your life. In your life and on your lips. Like stat.

Alright, that’s it for now. Gotta go remove my makeup and apply about 45 minutes worth of skin care. Good night, lovies!