Current status:  blogging from my hotel room cuz CLEARLY I don’t know how to vacation like a normal person.  In my defense, the blogs don’t write themselves, as evident by the 7,397 drafts just sitting in here judging me with their lurk-y eyes.  But I’ve brought ZERO nail polish with me on my trip just so I can concentrate on writing.  GUYS.  An award better be coming cuz the overachieve-y on display over here is downright superhuman.  

In more exciting news, I had almost 17,000 steps on the fitness app yesterday.  Compared to the 263 steps I had from the day before, I’d say SKINNY should be happening any day now.  Weeeee!

Oh, but the nail polish!  I have a gorgeous set of pretties from Lexi with Painted Polish to share with you today.  And if coordinating matchy matchy soothes your soul like nothing else, well then you’re about to have your BEST DAY EVER.  Take a deep breath:

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Now, SWOON!  Gah!  And this is just the first half.  Oooooh, it’s getting elbow jabby in here already.

This is the holographic portion of the Fall Into Zen collection, in PERFECT fall colors.  Do you love it?  (Yes you do.)  I swear, if it came with a side of Leonardo, no one is surprised.  Cuz they’re a best day made best-i-er, that’s why.

Each swatch below shows two coats plus top coat.  No issues with formula; everything applied smooth and easy.  In other words, you’re tossing polish in the shopping cart like NO BIG DEAL.

MULBERRY MUSINGS

DESCRIPTION:  A raisin purple ultra holo with added silver holographic glitters

MOSS MEDITATION 

DESCRIPTION:  A lush moss green ultra holo with added silver holographic glitters

MELLOW MUSTARD

DESCRIPTION:  A mustard ultra holo with green and brown undertones and added silver holographic glitters

MOCHA MANTRA

DESCRIPTION:  A light brown ultra holo with blood orange undertones and added holographic glitters

Annnnnd then!  There’s coordinating cremes.  OMG, who just peed a little?  Seriously.

I’m not crazy, you’re crazy.

Not food.  Not food.  Not food.  Don’t mind me.  I’ll just be over here trying not to stick my fingers in my mouth.  Cuz these are legit yummy deliciousness, in case you’re curious.

All swatches below are ONE COAT.  Basically voodoo magic.

STAMPED IN MULBERRY 

DESCRIPTION:  A mauve taupe one-coater creme that doubles as a stamping polish

And then I did effort!  Wanted to show off the stamping side of these cremes so each one gets a nail art.  Super simple designs using the creme plus its coordinating holo.  Seems like someone thought things through this time!  A rare moment of mojo, so we’s just gonna roll with it.  Plus matte top coat for funsies.

I used the Uber Chic Beauty 20-03 plate for this one:

STAMPED IN MOSS

DESCRIPTION:  A moss green one-coater creme that doubles as a stamping polish

I used the Uber Chic Beauty Lovely Leaves 2 plate for this one.  I reallly love how it looks.  But then again, GREEN.  Y’all already know.

STAMPED IN MUSTARD

DESCRIPTION:  A dusty mustard one-coater creme that doubles as a stamping polish

I used the Uber Chic Beauty Lovely Leaves 2 plate once again, and I might be in love with this one super hardcore.  Not sure what it is about those ugly pretty colors, but we need like 18,000 bottles.

STAMPED IN MOCHA

DESCRIPTION:  A light brown one-coater creme that doubles as a stamping polish

I used the Uber Chic Beauty Lovely Leaves 2 plate one last time cuz when I love something I do it in the most smother-y stalker-y way possible.

THE ROUND UP 

Let’s spend some money!  The Fall Into Zen collection is available now, so any excuse you had for not shopping is now officially cancelled and deleted.  Here’s all you need to know:

The 4-piece holo set retails for $45; single bottles are $12 each

The 4-piece creme set retails for $36; single bottles are $10 each

Where to buy:  http://www.paintedpolish.com/

So get on it, boo boos!   Then sit back, relax and revel in all your good decisioning.  Pajamas for the rest of the day!  Hooray!

Now, the linky loos!  Connect with Painted Polish:

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Hubby says it’s time to go do “stuff” which means I’m about to walk myself skinny, this time FOR SURE.  Back later with more blogs.  YOU ARE EXCITED, just so you know.

Later, loves!

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